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Date: 07/01/13 10:11 AM

16 Responses to Take Care Of Your Balls First [Pic]

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    B-diddy Male 13-17
    460 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 10:14 am
    Link: Take Care Of Your Balls First - Wait the balls go in first?
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 10:19 am
    Nice.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 10:25 am
    You forgot to put "like and share if you agree" at the end. But i guess photoshopping it out and putting the apology works.
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    Sheraf Male 18-29
    78 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 10:56 am
    The funny thing is, you can put the beer first, then the big rocks, and it still works.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 11:23 am
    An associate came into my office with this story in demonstration form

    Code: "Three days off for bringing alcohol into the office."
    Lisa: "WHA-?!!!"
    Code: "Just kidding. I couldn`t do that to my favorite pebbles."
    Lisa: "D`aw!!"
    Code: "Now drink your sand. I`m gonna hit your family..."
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4855 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 11:42 am
    Sheraf,
    The problem is that after the beers you may not be selective enough about where you`re putting your balls.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14622 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 11:48 am
    This is recycled from a chain letter
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    elkingo Male 30-39
    5437 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 12:52 pm
    As someone who has experience as a professor and knows about the limits of time for a lecture:

    "Ain`t nobody got time for dat!"
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 4:22 pm
    Yawn. These things are always useless in an actual situation, they just make some people feel nice about it when their life is already going just fine.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 9:41 pm
    Awesome.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 10:31 pm
    Ah, the wisdom of Professor Amway.
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    Tsuroyu Male 18-29
    55 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 11:36 pm
    When did philosophy class turn into hackneyed cliche class?
  13. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    July 2, 2013 at 1:25 am
    What part of that was hackneyed? And how can a 3-tiered analogy be cliche? Maybe not a literal transcript from a philosophy class lecture, but an appropriate setting and poignant message for this likely fictitious anecdote. I guess you`re the dirt he was probably talking about.
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    dethkt66 Male 50-59
    49 posts
    July 2, 2013 at 7:18 am
    DrProfessor, more like Dr Buzzkill.
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    July 2, 2013 at 9:16 am
    woah, those students are stupid, i would have answered "no" since the first one
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    July 2, 2013 at 11:58 am
    Damn jar is always full of air.

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