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Date: 07/01/13 10:03 AM

37 Responses to Squrlz Is Getting Desperate [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 10:04 am
    Link: Squrlz Is Getting Desperate - Dear Diary: 2 years and 1 month after joining, still no female squirrels on I-A-B.
  2. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7597 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 10:14 am
    I`m sorry sweetie, I will do tummy rubs, ear scritches and paw smooths- but after that there is a, erm, well, a bit of a, well, SPECIES barrier??
  3. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 10:17 am
    2 years? squrlz u must have some big nuts

  4. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 10:20 am
    That`s not the squirrel I see in S4S`s avatar!
  5. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4888 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 10:40 am
    Found one! (Just how desperate are you?)

  6. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 10:45 am
    :( Can`t see the picture.
  7. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4888 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 11:15 am
    Wendypants,
    Here`s the link.
  8. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 11:25 am
    Maybe you need to find one and get her hooked on IAB. Do it slowly though you don`t want to scare her away.

    This might help:
    SEX AND THE SINGLE SQUIRREL

    Also have you tried eHarmony, or maybe this site?
    Squirrel Single Girls and Single Women in Idaho
  9. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4888 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 11:31 am
    Wendypants,
    In case I misunderstood which pic you couldn`t see, here`s the pic posted by Squrlz:

  10. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4888 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 11:33 am
    MrPeabody,
    Impressive work, man!
  11. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 11:49 am
    Does Gerry count?
  12. Profile photo of captkava
    captkava Male 40-49
    257 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 11:57 am
    i`d want a whole lot more more a whole walnut.
    don`t price yourself out the market big fella.
  13. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 1:44 pm
    @Squrlz4Sale: I put a video in the submissions JUST for you!

    Squirrely Romance! (G-Rated)
  14. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    @ Squrlz - you`ve tried giving it away and no one wants it.
    What makes you think you`ll do better charging?
  15. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    All the other squirrels are kissing.



  16. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 3:14 pm
    He dead.
  17. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 3:40 pm
    @ Madduck: Ahhh, ma cherie, if only you were a bushy-tailed doe--we would make the treetops sway with our passions! Perhaps someday soon the Supreme Court will clear the way for squirrel-human marriages. Until then: tummy rubs!

    @ Broizfam: I think I draw the line at walkers. But thanks for trying.

    @ MrPeabody: The promiscuity of flying squirrels is well-known in the animal kingdom. Female flying squirrels usually have names like Candi, Bunny, or Desire. I`m looking for something more stable at this point in my life.

    @ 5Cats: Ahhh, you`ve found the infamous "Squrlz Sex Tape." Yes, one of my youthful indiscretions, back in the day when I used to affect a French accent.

    @ Gerry: You`ve tried giving it away and no one wants it. What makes you think you`ll do better charging?
    Actually, I`m offering *to pay*. You think I need to offer more than a walnut? Is it my breath? ~Squrlz breathes into his clenched paw and sniffs~
  18. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 6:15 pm
    @Squrlz4Sale

    I thing the problem is that you are sending mixed messages. First you say:
    The promiscuity of flying squirrels is well-known in the animal kingdom. Female flying squirrels usually have names like Candi, Bunny, or Desire. I`m looking for something more stable at this point in my life.

    Then you turn around and say:
    Actually, I`m offering *to pay*. You think I need to offer more than a walnut?

    Any decent, self respecting girl would be insulted by your offer to pay for their affection. You should also consider dropping the `4Sale` and just go with `Squrlz` because `Squrlz4Sale` could be taken the wrong way.

    Just my humble opinion.
  19. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 6:17 pm
    Oh also, don`t act so desperate, female squirrels can smell desperation.
  20. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 6:40 pm
    ~ponders MrPeabody`s sage advice~

    Good thoughts there, Mr. Peabody. Actually, I`ve been considering replacing this account with one simply called "Squrlz"--but I`d lose all my post history, so I`m undecided on it.
  21. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 6:52 pm
    ~runs off and makes an account called @squrlz~

    MWAA!~ Hahaha! I`m evil! E-VIL!

    (Just kidding, I didn`t do any such thing!)
  22. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4888 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 6:55 pm
    Maybe one of these, then?


  23. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4888 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 6:57 pm
    Or maybe you want a stronger woman!

  24. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 7:52 pm
    @ 5Cats: I figured you were kidding. What do you think? Move to "Squrlz" or keep "Squrlz4Sale"?

    @ Broizfam: LOL! I find the Russian squirrel-girl most appealing. But I`ve heard that once you`re married, they max out your credit cards on luxury handbags and then flee back to their mamas in Moscow. =O.O=
  25. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 8:28 pm
    @Squrlz4: I`d say... Keep the long version! History is something that cannot be easily replaced! Good or bad? It`s part of you. Your IAB `you` I mean... it`s just my opinion of course, change = bad!

    Hee hee! I click on your "home page" ! Brilliant!

    Sorry I never noticed you`ve got contact information in your profile (I do too!). Was that there all this time? I feel terrible right now (ugh! Getting over 2+ weeks of irritable bowels, I think it`s done though! Phew!) but will send off an e-mail or 3 in the upcoming days :-)

    @broizfam: You are a SICK little monkey! :-) I like that about you! (lolz!)

    And people think I`M weird for looking at cute catgirls... :rolleyes:
  26. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 8:32 pm
    My original plan was to "password protect" the IAB @Squrlz name and hold it for ransom. }-)

    But then I thought: What am I going to do with 200 acorns? |-X
  27. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 11:09 pm
    @ 5Cats: Thanks. I`ll stick with the full name then. Regarding my e-mail address, I`ve had it up for about a year. Feel free to drop me a line!
  28. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    July 2, 2013 at 2:06 am
    holy s hit, this is a dating site?
  29. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 2, 2013 at 2:09 am
    @ Emmettyville: holy s hit, this is a dating site?
    It could be. ~wink~
  30. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    July 2, 2013 at 3:04 am
    Squrlz hope you had your shots, there is going to be a lot of ladies with the bushel full of nuts...
  31. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    July 2, 2013 at 5:48 am
    Thanks Broizfam!!
  32. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    July 2, 2013 at 5:51 am
    And good luck Squrlz!
  33. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 2, 2013 at 1:46 pm
    @ Sutra: Awww. You`re a sweetheart. No worries: I am certifiably free of rabies and have my vaccination record on file.

    @ Wendypants: Sank chew! =^.^=
  34. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    July 2, 2013 at 4:40 pm
    I dont think we get rabies in NZ. I wish we had squirells though, cause they are cute as. We have stoats. They are not cute. We also have rats, which are OK. Possums are pretty cute imo, but they carry TB and destroy native forests...I`d also like to import those gorgeous albino hedgehogs you can have as pets.
  35. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    July 3, 2013 at 12:43 am
    Besides squirz, who knows, you may look like this
  36. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 3, 2013 at 2:52 am
    @ Emmettyville: O ye of little faith. I`m quite the dashing squirrel, thankyouverymuch. At least my own mother thinks so. =^.^=

    PS: Did you see my comment regarding you on the little kiddies` haka post?
  37. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    July 3, 2013 at 2:54 pm
    everyones mother thinks they are good looking. My children, for instance, are supergods, and better than any other children, ever. I will check said comments. They better be interesting, or I might have to spam you again ;)

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