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Date: 07/23/13 09:30 AM

20 Responses to Scientifically Accurate Ducktales

  1. Profile photo of 12chars
    12chars Male 18-29
    906 posts
    July 23, 2013 at 9:31 am
    Link: Scientifically Accurate Ducktales - Ducks are disgusting
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    July 23, 2013 at 9:42 am
    That made my side hurt!
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    normalfreak2 Male 18-29
    4088 posts
    July 23, 2013 at 9:50 am
    Man Disney didn`t teach me this!
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    Rodin Male 30-39
    772 posts
    July 23, 2013 at 10:18 am
    Most of this holds true for chickens as well. Other than the penis part. My ducks have penises that are around 2 feet -- and corkscrewed
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    captkava Male 40-49
    257 posts
    July 23, 2013 at 10:21 am
    while i encourage the truth being told about these sick sexual deviants, not really sure about the pooh stuff. don`t all birds have cloacas?
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    July 23, 2013 at 10:35 am
    O.O
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 23, 2013 at 12:03 pm
    Those sick bastards.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7618 posts
    July 23, 2013 at 12:44 pm

    Yeah- all true. At least mine is female...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    July 23, 2013 at 1:16 pm

    What quackery is this?
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 23, 2013 at 2:14 pm
    I am going to willfully ignore all of these facts and persist in my belief that ducks are cute. I like them. Sometimes I feed a pair of mallards cracked corn behind my house. *quack quack*
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    July 23, 2013 at 2:51 pm

    @ Squrlz - good for you. Ducks are cute. And delicious.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 23, 2013 at 4:44 pm
    @ Gerry: LOL. I`ll confess to having enjoyed a Peking duck or two.

    But seriously, they are very sweet animals. Just look at this guy!

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    evam-9 Female 18-29
    241 posts
    July 23, 2013 at 4:57 pm
    I don`t wanna eat them.. Because ducks, especially ducklings, and also rabbits are too cute to be killed and eaten.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 23, 2013 at 6:03 pm
    @ Evam-9: Squirrels too, I trust? =^.^=
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3291 posts
    July 23, 2013 at 6:20 pm
    11/10


    I can verify that I don`t wear pants.
    And I have a corkscrew shaped penis.

    *quack*
    <(")
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    July 24, 2013 at 7:49 am
    thats a show i would see
  17. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 24, 2013 at 10:03 am
    I`m sure as I write this, Kitteh9Lives is scratching her head and thinking, "How the heck did *this* post get so many views? It doesn`t even have any boobs in it!"

    Ducks. As popular as boobs. Who knew?
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 24, 2013 at 10:52 am
    You know that cork screw penis is popular eats in China.
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    richanddead Male 18-29
    3523 posts
    July 25, 2013 at 6:21 am
    I think along with their penises being corkscrewed, its the longest penis proportionate to the body of any vertebrate.


    I guess thats one reason the government has spent nearly $384,949 dollars recording the lengths of duck penises in 2013 alone.



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    Zequr Female 18-29
    138 posts
    July 26, 2013 at 1:45 pm
    Is this what curly fries truly is?

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