Scientifically Accurate Ducktales

Submitted by: 12chars 4 years ago in Weird

Ducks are disgusting
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Female 138
Is this what curly fries truly is?
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Male 4,099
I think along with their penises being corkscrewed, its the longest penis proportionate to the body of any vertebrate.


I guess thats one reason the government has spent nearly $384,949 dollars recording the lengths of duck penises in 2013 alone.



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Male 2,424
You know that cork screw penis is popular eats in China.
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Male 6,227
I`m sure as I write this, Kitteh9Lives is scratching her head and thinking, "How the heck did *this* post get so many views? It doesn`t even have any boobs in it!"

Ducks. As popular as boobs. Who knew?
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Male 2,855
thats a show i would see
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Male 3,649
11/10


I can verify that I don`t wear pants.
And I have a corkscrew shaped penis.

*quack*
<(")
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Male 6,227
@ Evam-9: Squirrels too, I trust? =^.^=
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Female 241
I don`t wanna eat them.. Because ducks, especially ducklings, and also rabbits are too cute to be killed and eaten.
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Male 6,227
@ Gerry: LOL. I`ll confess to having enjoyed a Peking duck or two.

But seriously, they are very sweet animals. Just look at this guy!

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Male 39,948

@ Squrlz - good for you. Ducks are cute. And delicious.
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Male 6,227
I am going to willfully ignore all of these facts and persist in my belief that ducks are cute. I like them. Sometimes I feed a pair of mallards cracked corn behind my house. *quack quack*
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Male 39,948

What quackery is this?
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Female 8,058

Yeah- all true. At least mine is female...
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Male 11,739
Those sick bastards.
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Female 1,539
O.O
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Male 257
while i encourage the truth being told about these sick sexual deviants, not really sure about the pooh stuff. don`t all birds have cloacas?
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Male 892
Most of this holds true for chickens as well. Other than the penis part. My ducks have penises that are around 2 feet -- and corkscrewed
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Male 7,941
Man Disney didn`t teach me this!
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Male 3,060
That made my side hurt!
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Male 903
Link: Scientifically Accurate Ducktales [Rate Link] - Ducks are disgusting
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