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Date: 07/21/13 03:26 PM

30 Responses to Saving A Dog By Throwing A Raccoon

  1. Profile photo of 12chars
    12chars Male 18-29
    906 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 3:36 pm
    Link: Saving A Dog By Throwing A Raccoon - Raccoon picks the wrong dog to attack. This owner shows him whats what. Take that raccoon!
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 4:18 pm

    Stupid but brave dude. I would have went with a running punt, but his way worked better. If it had chomped down on his hand, dude would have been screwed like drawman69`s wife while he`s at work.
    I would trade my dog`s well being for a rabies vaccine. Still, a pissed of raccoon is scary!
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 4:43 pm
    What is a "dog toaster"???

    Oh, did you mean "...I head my dog, Toaster..."?
    Adding a comma gives that a completely different meaning. Retarded bastard.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 5:01 pm
    Nice toss.
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    den3jlb Male 18-29
    364 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 5:06 pm
    Toaster must have stolen the raccoons girl of fancy.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36838 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 5:11 pm

    A dog toaster

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36838 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 5:11 pm

    Another dog toaster


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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36838 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 5:12 pm

    There are many dog toasters.


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    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 5:29 pm
    Good man, good pet owner. Gotta protect your own.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 5:32 pm
    Think I would have kicked the feck out of it,
    took a brave dude to grab it, well done that man
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 5:35 pm
    My dogs would have ripped the raccoon to pieces. They don`t play around with anyone coming into their territory.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 6:14 pm
    POOR TOASTER :( That guy is BRAVE.

    I went to sit on our futon a few weeks ago and kneeled down and there was a frikken raccoon sitting right there. Scared the crap out of me, I went backpedaling, yipping like a shot dog. They`re cute and all, but vicious little buggers and scary when you don`t expect them!

    I won`t lie, I got a small sick laugh out of his eyes twinkling briefly in the depths.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 6:34 pm
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36838 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 6:53 pm

    You thought I was done.....

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36838 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 6:55 pm
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36838 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 7:07 pm

    So I`m sitting at an outdoor table at 11 p.m. in the court at work. I see a coon. I throw some of my lunch to him. He gobbles it up and approaches a leeeeetle closer. I throw some more balogne. Suddenly I`m surrounded by a dozen coons all ready for a hand out. It was really cute ... until the food ran out. Then it turned ugly.
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    richanddead Male 18-29
    3511 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 7:18 pm
    @RobSwindol:"Oh, did you mean "...I head my dog, Toaster..."?
    Adding a comma gives that a completely different meaning. Retarded bastard."


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    Armus Male 30-39
    52 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 7:19 pm
    I can listen to Goofy`s yell in my head while watching this.
  19. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36838 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 7:22 pm

    I Googled "coon throwing" and got this pic!
    BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA.... thank you racist Google.

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    Burgh Male 40-49
    300 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 11:19 pm
    I listened to him explain it today on T.W.I.T. (This week in tech.)
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 11:25 pm
    Gerry, I guess you learned you shouldn`t feed coons for the same reason you shouldn`t feed wild animals.
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    July 22, 2013 at 12:48 pm
    So...I`m curious...did he kill the raccoon?
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    July 22, 2013 at 3:30 pm
    STAY AWAY FROM MY TOASTER YOU SUMBEEEOTCH!
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    July 22, 2013 at 3:37 pm
    "I Googled "coon throwing" and got this pic!"

    *spits drink all over monitor* HAHAHA*cough* ... I mean, that`s just wrong.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    July 22, 2013 at 4:20 pm
    @Gerry1of1

    Did you mean

    "Coin" throwing?
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    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    July 22, 2013 at 10:10 pm
    Was the raccoon the aggressor? Otherwise it has the right to stand it`s ground....
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    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    July 22, 2013 at 10:15 pm
    Of course the media focuses on the dog being white and ignores the fact that it was actually half chihuahua...
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    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    July 22, 2013 at 10:35 pm
    The Dog should have never followed the raccoon, it should have listened when his owner said STAY.
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    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    July 22, 2013 at 10:40 pm
    The Dog was a K-9 police unit wannabe.
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    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    July 22, 2013 at 10:41 pm
    The Dog and it`s owner are being brought up on charges, luckily they will be defended by their attorney Bark O`Mara.

    Ok somebody needs to stop me. I can`t help myself.

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