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Date: 07/30/13 07:53 AM

27 Responses to Porn Sex Vs Real Sex: Explained With Food

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    July 30, 2013 at 7:58 am
    Link: Porn Sex Vs Real Sex: Explained With Food - Ever had sex? Ever watched porn? Ever ate food? A great visual aid showing differences between porn sex & the real thing
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    July 30, 2013 at 8:10 am
    now which one should i choose, hmmm ...
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    swiftkeys Male 18-29
    500 posts
    July 30, 2013 at 8:35 am
    The banana coming out of the Nutella jar was a little too much for me lol
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    EmagehtmaI Male 18-29
    187 posts
    July 30, 2013 at 8:40 am
    The nutella on the banana reminds me of why I never really had a desire to ask a girl for anal.
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
    2579 posts
    July 30, 2013 at 8:45 am
    No shiite porn is different.


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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    July 30, 2013 at 8:58 am
    I`ll never ever be able to have my stoners delight.
    (banana dipped in cote d`ore chocolate spread)
    thank you for that asscociation with a muddy lizard now...
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1091 posts
    July 30, 2013 at 9:17 am
    Nutella is gross anyway...
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    REV666 Male 30-39
    191 posts
    July 30, 2013 at 9:24 am
    epic...
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    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    July 30, 2013 at 9:56 am
    @EmagehtmaI

    "The nutella on the banana reminds me of why I never really had a desire to ask a girl for anal."

    One, if your penis comes out looking like that banana, you`ve done it badly wrong. And two, if you`re not able to cope with a bit of ick, then you`re not able to have sex, nor are you enjoying it for what it actually is: a big heap of sweaty, smelly, ugly LUST that feels fantastic, but looks gross to everyone else who isn`t actively engaged in the tangle of limbs and hormones.

    Porn is not sex. Porn is not bad, though. Porn`s great! It`s just a different thing to sex. All you have to remember is that they are two different pleasures, and aren`t the same thing.
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    July 30, 2013 at 9:56 am
    This is like saying that movies are different from real life.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    July 30, 2013 at 3:22 pm
    I never liked Nutella, anyway.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36683 posts
    July 30, 2013 at 3:31 pm

    Women are so difficult to please. Thank Gawd I`m a `mo!
    At lease with us, each person is looking for the same thing. You straights are at cross purposes. She wants a lifelong commitment and he just want her to leave afterwards.
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    The_Gent Male 18-29
    120 posts
    July 30, 2013 at 4:39 pm
    "I never liked Nutella, anyway."

    LMAO. Yeah...not any more.
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    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    July 30, 2013 at 9:33 pm
    40% tried anal????!!!! Where did they take this survey? It`s not that high, is it? (vomit) please don`t be.... I don`t get the appeal of it as a guy either. Blech!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36683 posts
    July 30, 2013 at 11:00 pm

    paperduck, "I don`t get the appeal of it"
    Your prostate gland controls the intensity of your orgasms. You can stimulate in anally giving you a stronger orgasm.

    That and it`s tight *wink*.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 1:38 pm
    would have been funnier if she had had a new jersey accent.
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    enolamron Male 18-29
    197 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 9:30 pm
    I`m going to call BS on the 11.5% (or whatever it was) of women having had a same sex encounter. Kinsey certainly stated it was like 5 times that, and that`s a number I`m more likely to believe. I guess they just surveyed people who weren`t comfortable telling the truth about their experiences...that`s the problem with polling people about `hot topics` (sex, drugs, bad behavior, etc.). Oh, and, slut etta? I wonder what accent you`re talking about. I`m from New Jersey - grew up in central NJ and spent another 10 years in North Jersey, and I find that I and people in my community read words the way they`re written and as the dictionary tells us to. There are places in NJ where people have heavy accents (Bayonne, Jersey City) but they`re mostly right next to NYC and have, basically, New York accents. I think that, if you got a whole bunch of New Jerseyans together and talked to us, you`d have a hard time determining where we were from :)
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    August 7, 2013 at 7:18 pm
    I`ll never ever be able to have my stoners delight.
    (banana dipped in cote d`ore chocolate spread)
    thank you for that asscociation with a muddy lizard now...
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    August 9, 2013 at 2:46 am
    I`ll never ever be able to have my stoners delight.
    (banana dipped in cote d`ore chocolate spread)
    thank you for that asscociation with a muddy lizard now...
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    August 15, 2013 at 5:25 am
    I`ll never ever be able to have my stoners delight.
    (banana dipped in cote d`ore chocolate spread)
    thank you for that asscociation with a muddy lizard now...
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    August 16, 2013 at 6:50 am
    I`ll never ever be able to have my stoners delight.
    (banana dipped in cote d`ore chocolate spread)
    thank you for that asscociation with a muddy lizard now...
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    August 17, 2013 at 3:38 pm
    I`ll never ever be able to have my stoners delight.
    (banana dipped in cote d`ore chocolate spread)
    thank you for that asscociation with a muddy lizard now...
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    August 17, 2013 at 11:51 pm
    I`ll never ever be able to have my stoners delight.
    (banana dipped in cote d`ore chocolate spread)
    thank you for that asscociation with a muddy lizard now...
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 2:24 am
    I`ll never ever be able to have my stoners delight.
    (banana dipped in cote d`ore chocolate spread)
    thank you for that asscociation with a muddy lizard now...
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 7:13 pm
    I`ll never ever be able to have my stoners delight.
    (banana dipped in cote d`ore chocolate spread)
    thank you for that asscociation with a muddy lizard now...
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    August 20, 2013 at 10:38 am
    I`ll never ever be able to have my stoners delight.
    (banana dipped in cote d`ore chocolate spread)
    thank you for that asscociation with a muddy lizard now...
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 10:52 am
    I`ll never ever be able to have my stoners delight.
    (banana dipped in cote d`ore chocolate spread)
    thank you for that asscociation with a muddy lizard now...

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