Porn Sex Vs Real Sex: Explained With Food

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Misc NSFW

Ever had sex? Ever watched porn? Ever ate food? A great visual aid showing differences between porn sex & the real thing
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Male 2,419
I`ll never ever be able to have my stoners delight.
(banana dipped in cote d`ore chocolate spread)
thank you for that asscociation with a muddy lizard now...
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Male 2,419
I`ll never ever be able to have my stoners delight.
(banana dipped in cote d`ore chocolate spread)
thank you for that asscociation with a muddy lizard now...
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Male 2,419
I`ll never ever be able to have my stoners delight.
(banana dipped in cote d`ore chocolate spread)
thank you for that asscociation with a muddy lizard now...
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Male 2,419
I`ll never ever be able to have my stoners delight.
(banana dipped in cote d`ore chocolate spread)
thank you for that asscociation with a muddy lizard now...
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Male 2,419
I`ll never ever be able to have my stoners delight.
(banana dipped in cote d`ore chocolate spread)
thank you for that asscociation with a muddy lizard now...
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Male 2,419
I`ll never ever be able to have my stoners delight.
(banana dipped in cote d`ore chocolate spread)
thank you for that asscociation with a muddy lizard now...
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Male 2,419
I`ll never ever be able to have my stoners delight.
(banana dipped in cote d`ore chocolate spread)
thank you for that asscociation with a muddy lizard now...
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Male 2,419
I`ll never ever be able to have my stoners delight.
(banana dipped in cote d`ore chocolate spread)
thank you for that asscociation with a muddy lizard now...
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Male 2,419
I`ll never ever be able to have my stoners delight.
(banana dipped in cote d`ore chocolate spread)
thank you for that asscociation with a muddy lizard now...
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Male 2,419
I`ll never ever be able to have my stoners delight.
(banana dipped in cote d`ore chocolate spread)
thank you for that asscociation with a muddy lizard now...
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Male 197
I`m going to call BS on the 11.5% (or whatever it was) of women having had a same sex encounter. Kinsey certainly stated it was like 5 times that, and that`s a number I`m more likely to believe. I guess they just surveyed people who weren`t comfortable telling the truth about their experiences...that`s the problem with polling people about `hot topics` (sex, drugs, bad behavior, etc.). Oh, and, slut etta? I wonder what accent you`re talking about. I`m from New Jersey - grew up in central NJ and spent another 10 years in North Jersey, and I find that I and people in my community read words the way they`re written and as the dictionary tells us to. There are places in NJ where people have heavy accents (Bayonne, Jersey City) but they`re mostly right next to NYC and have, basically, New York accents. I think that, if you got a whole bunch of New Jerseyans together and talked to us, you`d have a hard time determining where we were from :)
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Female 4,084
would have been funnier if she had had a new jersey accent.
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Male 39,899

paperduck, [quote]"I don`t get the appeal of it"[/quote]
Your prostate gland controls the intensity of your orgasms. You can stimulate in anally giving you a stronger orgasm.

That and it`s tight *wink*.
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Male 1,745
40% tried anal????!!!! Where did they take this survey? It`s not that high, is it? (vomit) please don`t be.... I don`t get the appeal of it as a guy either. Blech!
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Male 120
"I never liked Nutella, anyway."

LMAO. Yeah...not any more.
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Male 39,899

Women are so difficult to please. Thank Gawd I`m a `mo!
At lease with us, each person is looking for the same thing. You straights are at cross purposes. She wants a lifelong commitment and he just want her to leave afterwards.
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Female 4,447
I never liked Nutella, anyway.
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Male 2,579
This is like saying that movies are different from real life.
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Male 2,850
@EmagehtmaI

"The nutella on the banana reminds me of why I never really had a desire to ask a girl for anal."

One, if your penis comes out looking like that banana, you`ve done it badly wrong. And two, if you`re not able to cope with a bit of ick, then you`re not able to have sex, nor are you enjoying it for what it actually is: a big heap of sweaty, smelly, ugly LUST that feels fantastic, but looks gross to everyone else who isn`t actively engaged in the tangle of limbs and hormones.

Porn is not sex. Porn is not bad, though. Porn`s great! It`s just a different thing to sex. All you have to remember is that they are two different pleasures, and aren`t the same thing.
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Male 191
epic...
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Female 1,242
Nutella is gross anyway...
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Male 2,419
I`ll never ever be able to have my stoners delight.
(banana dipped in cote d`ore chocolate spread)
thank you for that asscociation with a muddy lizard now...
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Male 2,578
No shiite porn is different.


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Male 187
The nutella on the banana reminds me of why I never really had a desire to ask a girl for anal.
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Male 500
The banana coming out of the Nutella jar was a little too much for me lol
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Male 1,104
now which one should i choose, hmmm ...
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Female 8,043
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