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Man Wants Browns Players As Pallbearers [Pic]

People always throw out weird stuff surrounding their death (“When I die I want blah blah blah”) but you rarely see people follow through on it. Not Scott E. Entsminger, a Browns fan who died at the age of 55 on July 4.

Entsminger “was an accomplished musician, loved playing the guitar and was a member of the Old Fogies Band.” He was also, per his obituary in the Columbus Dispatch, a “lifelong Cleveland Browns fan and season ticket holder.”

The deceased wasn”t just your average Browns fan: He apparently wrote a song each year about the Browns, which he sent to the team along with advice about how to run the organization.

And he was such a big Browns fan that the family encouraged everyone attending his funeral wear clothes supporting the team. But here”s the real kicker — he wanted his pallbearers to be Browns as well.

Why? Well …

“He respectfully requests six Cleveland Browns pall bearers so the Browns can let him down one last time.”

Oh, Browns. You even managed to get beat by the deceased.

A total BURN from beyond the grave.

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Date: 07/09/13 09:50 AM

4 Responses to Man Wants Browns Players As Pallbearers [Pic]

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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
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    July 9, 2013 at 9:50 am
    Link: Man Wants Browns Players As Pallbearers - A total BURN from beyond the grave.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
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    July 9, 2013 at 10:05 am
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    normalfreak2 Male 18-29
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    July 9, 2013 at 10:12 am
    Did they fulfill his wish?
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    July 9, 2013 at 7:31 pm
    No, the family was afraid they`d drop him.

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