I Married My Horse

Submitted by: richanddead 3 years ago Weird

Oh Missouri.
There are 12 comments:
Male 289
i`ll not say "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!" i guess we`re past that,or act horrified,i mean,liberty must be taken seriously in all matters,right? Still,i would shot in the face the f*cker,just `cuz he gives me ALL the creeps...`MURIKA!!!
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Female 3,192
LOL bacon, you win
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Female 1,803
For a short time, I knew a much younger guy who felt free to discuss with me his secret sexual fantasies to see if I found them sick or not. He told me that he thought about having sex with a horse he could see in a field across from his house. I tried to stay open-minded and listen without judgement but I told him it probably wasn`t the right thing to do since he wouldn`t know if the horse really wanted him to do that to it. Seemed like he agreed with that theory. I don`t know why men tell me these things but I guess they view me as a good sounding board. I like to think I`m pretty logical about things but if it was about a child it would be game over for sure. Just about anything else, I would listen to, though.
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Male 3,894
This is terrifying. Horrifying backwoods gutterscum.
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Male 37,902

Please note these are all heterosexual zoophiles.

Straight people are ruining the sanctity of marriage.
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Male 3,061
He married a horse, big deal. So did Matthew Broderick.
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Male 907
From the title, I was expecting to see Prince Charles.
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Male 1,442
Could be worse. Could be two horses.
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Female 6,381
Missouri, Missouri... Let this kind of thing go, and the next thing you know you`ll be letting gay people marry. It`s a slippery slope, I warn you!
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Male 37,902
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Male 1,103
See what gay marriage did?
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Male 3,949
Link: I Married My Horse [Rate Link] - Oh Missouri.
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