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Date: 07/14/13 08:49 AM

10 Responses to How To Avoid A Bear Attack

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    frstflms Male 18-29
    26 posts
    July 14, 2013 at 8:52 am
    Link: How To Avoid A Bear Attack - Local reporter Julie Tremmel gives tips on how to avoid a bear attack. Things get a little silly.
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    July 14, 2013 at 10:04 am
    How long until this station gets sued because some idiot actually took this advice seriously?
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    July 14, 2013 at 1:42 pm
    good advice, just done silly
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    July 14, 2013 at 1:50 pm
    LIE flat goddammit! Not LAY!!
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14656 posts
    July 14, 2013 at 9:43 pm
    She`s dumbing it down for local audiences. This is Philadelphia‎.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    July 14, 2013 at 10:46 pm
    when bears attack? Pray to god.
    don`t believe in god? prepare to enter the void.
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    phinn Male 18-29
    88 posts
    July 15, 2013 at 12:03 am
    from everything i`ve heard you`re never suppose to lay down/play dead- ever. if a bear gets that close i`ve only been told to "fight back aggressively" and "good luck"
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7069 posts
    July 15, 2013 at 1:01 pm
    If you have a companion trip them up and run like hell. This may cause later embarassment but that is secondary.
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    antagonizer Male 18-29
    508 posts
    July 15, 2013 at 3:21 pm
    After a number of attacks on hikers and campers in Alaska, the Department of Fish & Game released the following advisory:
    We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.
    Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between Black Bear and Grizzly Bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in it and smell like pepper.
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    July 16, 2013 at 1:31 pm
    Lie flat. Jeez... and then, of course, you will die anyway.

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