How To Avoid A Bear Attack

Submitted by: frstflms 3 years ago Funny

Local reporter Julie Tremmel gives tips on how to avoid a bear attack. Things get a little silly.
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Female 2,691
Lie flat. Jeez... and then, of course, you will die anyway.
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Male 508
After a number of attacks on hikers and campers in Alaska, the Department of Fish & Game released the following advisory:
We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.
Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between Black Bear and Grizzly Bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in it and smell like pepper.
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Male 7,123
If you have a companion trip them up and run like hell. This may cause later embarassment but that is secondary.
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Male 88
from everything i`ve heard you`re never suppose to lay down/play dead- ever. if a bear gets that close i`ve only been told to "fight back aggressively" and "good luck"
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Male 2,418
when bears attack? Pray to god.
don`t believe in god? prepare to enter the void.
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Male 14,775
She`s dumbing it down for local audiences. This is Philadelphia‎.
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Female 6,381
LIE flat goddammit! Not LAY!!
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Male 13,624
good advice, just done silly
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Male 7,031
How long until this station gets sued because some idiot actually took this advice seriously?
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Male 26
Link: How To Avoid A Bear Attack [Rate Link] - Local reporter Julie Tremmel gives tips on how to avoid a bear attack. Things get a little silly.
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