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Date: 07/31/13 11:54 AM

33 Responses to Florida: Sex With Donkey Doodle

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    July 31, 2013 at 11:54 am
    Link: Florida: Sex With Donkey Doodle - Let`s blame this on gay marriage
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    chicagojay Male 40-49
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    July 31, 2013 at 1:47 pm
    Not Little Sebastian!
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    July 31, 2013 at 1:58 pm

    If the guy had punched doodle in the back of the head, would it called a human punch?
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
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    July 31, 2013 at 2:54 pm
    Poor doodle, he`ll be traumatised for life.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    July 31, 2013 at 3:02 pm
    they cant help it they where born that way.

    if you think someone is born guy than you have to accept all sexual preferences are inborn
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
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    July 31, 2013 at 3:09 pm
    @dm2754--That`s very fallacious and has no grounding in genetics, biology, psychology, or logic.

    Please try again.
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    VicAginal Male 30-39
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    July 31, 2013 at 3:15 pm
    If Obama wasnt giving a free pass to all the illegals this wouldn`t happen. The next thing that will happen is that animal-human marriage will be legalized. Don`t worry though: they were born this way
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    July 31, 2013 at 3:15 pm

    Was it a girl or boy donkey?
    `Cause that completely changes the picture.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    July 31, 2013 at 4:19 pm
    @DrProfessor
    so you are saying that not is born gay?

    maybe you should read more
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    July 31, 2013 at 5:17 pm

    Dp - There is just as much logic in saying someone is born bestial as there is saying that someone is born gay.

    He is completely wrong about having to accept it. Gay people are consenting humans, which is a world apart from raping an animal.

    If gay peeps can be born gay and straight people born straight, why wouldn`t donkey [email protected] be born [email protected] up in the brain?
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
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    July 31, 2013 at 6:58 pm
    You know what, I think dm2754 might have a point. Just because we find the act offensive doesn`t mean it isn`t an inborn impulse.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    July 31, 2013 at 7:05 pm

    @ turdburglar - so your objection is consent. If it`s a male donky humping you, well he can`t be forced to do that so you could take that as consent. Is it okay then?

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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    July 31, 2013 at 7:19 pm

    Gerry - In that scenario, I would be the one being raped, so NO! If I were ok with it, then...I suppose...maybe. I haven`t given it much thought. My natural instinct is to say it`s gross, but my rational mind has a hard time saying there is a crime without a victim. Please don`t make me think any harder about donkey [email protected]

    Don`t take offense because I said donkey fudgeers may be born that way, just like gay people may be born gay. The same can be (and was) said about straight people.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    July 31, 2013 at 7:41 pm

    "I suppose...maybe"
    Pervert.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    July 31, 2013 at 8:57 pm

    It`s all brown on the inside, right gerry?
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    July 31, 2013 at 11:07 pm
    @turdburglar
    if you think an animal can`t consent then you must have never owned a dog.

    animal are not children.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
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    August 1, 2013 at 1:02 am
    @dm

    Wait you mean to say that animals have sexual urges?
    that doesnt mean to consent to, or enjoy sex with humans. As a rule of thumb, if it can`t say yess. don`t drat it.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    August 1, 2013 at 1:43 am
    Doodle just teased him to do it
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    August 1, 2013 at 1:45 am
    So much win in this post the comments are awesomely amusing
    nice one Gerry
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 1, 2013 at 6:43 am

    Dumbass diddled Doodle.

    Downright deplorable.
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
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    August 1, 2013 at 7:28 am
    Poor animals :(
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 1, 2013 at 7:45 am

    Poor Doodle. That guy is UGLY!
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    broizfam Male 60-69
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    August 1, 2013 at 9:02 am
    You know how guys are...can`t resist a cute little ass!
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
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    August 1, 2013 at 10:30 am
    I wonder if they arrested this man?
    Donkey`s revenge
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 1, 2013 at 10:41 am

    Nickel2 - that needs to have it`s own thread.
    FUNNY!
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    chalket Male 50-59
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    August 1, 2013 at 11:30 am
    @dm2754: "if you think someone is born guy than you have to accept all sexual preferences are inborn"

    Um... no, not at all. You are confusing sex with emotion. Gays are born with an emotional attraction to their own gender which leads to, but is very different from, sexual attraction. No one is born with any sexual preference, that comes much later.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 1, 2013 at 12:21 pm

    ""if you think someone is born guy than you have to accept all sexual preferences are inborn"
    No, sexual orientation is inborn.
    Preference can be influenced. If you are beaten up by asians you`re not likely to prefer them as partners. Preference can be altered/twisted by life experience. That`s how masochists and sadists get that way, mostly. Or people into humiliation, the prefer that because of some bizarre sh*t in their past.

    But orientation, are you male hetero or male homo is genetic.
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    richanddead Male 18-29
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    August 1, 2013 at 5:50 pm
    @Gerry1of1:
    "No, sexual orientation is inborn.
    Preference can be influenced."

    isn`t sexual orientation a preference in and of itself, its the direction of an individual`s erotic desires not capabilities. Its not like a straight person is incapable of having sex with the same sex and a gay person is incapable of having sex with a member of the opposite sex. They just prefer not to.

    But to use your definition, I think if you get turned on by animals, thats more of an orientation than a preference.

    @chalket:
    I`m not so convinced, I don`t think every gay person is just overwhelmed by emotions that lead to sexual attraction. There are girls I just want to do when I see them because they are hot, I would even know about their emotions and i really have none towards them. This isn`t in all cases but definitely some. I would assume gays are relatively the same in that respect.


    Not arguing with either of you, just discussing.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
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    August 1, 2013 at 8:12 pm
    I think some people are into bestiality because they find it impossible to have a normal relationship with another human being or are so terrified of rejection they go for something that can`t reject them. Besides, how can you complain about bestiality when most people here treat their pets far more than just animals and would feel like a relative died if their pet died? We just draw a line at having sex with them and other people don`t. I`ve seen documentaries about bestiality and even then, the people usually have an "orientation" to what sex of the animal they prefer to be with.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 1, 2013 at 9:08 pm

    Gives a new meaning to "Ride`em cowboy".
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    richanddead Male 18-29
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    August 2, 2013 at 5:59 am
    @lauriloo: "people are into bestiality because they find it impossible to have a normal relationship with another human being or are so terrified of rejection they go for something that can`t reject them."

    That might be a component but I would think thats what sextoys are for. Going all the way to submitting yourself to a horse, that`s a little much for just not being a people person.

    "people usually have an "orientation" to what sex of the animal they prefer to be with."

    Sure, I can believe that they are oriented tward wich genatalia they prefer, but they are also oriented toward the animal itself. It`s not that he couldn`t get laid this weekend and his hand was hurt, he is driven by the fact it is an animal too, in this case a horse. He doesn`t buy a dog even if it would be would be cheaper and less obvious because he could take it into his house. This guy is turned on by horses in particular and takes risks to be with them.
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    richanddead Male 18-29
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    August 2, 2013 at 6:02 am
    It isn`t just homo, hetero, and bi. Some people are oriented toward plants and trees or inanimate objects like buildings and sidewalks. Some people even get oriented toward certain sounds and smells, not kidding. These things have no sexual classification whatsoever, but people become aroused by them and direct their erotic desires toward them.
    Rule 34 has been seen throughout time and even in other animals. I know parks in Africa found out that their Rhino populations had decreased because male elephants were mating with them and killing them in the process. Orcas and dolphins just rape anything. Wood frogs kill all other amphibians around by raping them to the point where the animal literally bursts open. Only female Wood frogs have a extra bone to support their rib cages from the squeezing the male does, but sometimes this doesn`t even work. And Chimps and Orangutans have been known to be pedophiles, and use bones and sticks as sex toys.
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    richanddead Male 18-29
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    August 2, 2013 at 6:02 am
    Sex is a weird thing and has gone through a lot of evolution. To say that wanting to bone one thing is totally different than wanting to tag something else, I think is just not seeing the forest from the trees. Organisms just want to have sex with, what they want to have sex with. I don`t see it as a matter of "orientation" vs. "preference." There is just too much variations to that rule for that to be so, I see it as just word play.

    We are all oriented to have sex with a designated partner of the same species for the purpose of reproduction. As culture, whether it be an animal culture (like a pack or herd) or a human culture comes into play, certain sexual preferences are made and even reinforced evolutionarily and adapted if seen as beneficial. But first always comes mutation whether it be a genetic mutation or a mutation of preference or thought pattern. I see this as just a sexual form of mutation.

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