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Date: 07/09/13 07:45 PM

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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14454 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 7:40 pm
    Link: Dead Woman Opens Eyes - Stops organ harvesting procedure.
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    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 8:01 pm
    Scary stuff. I`ve been to that hospital, too.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 9:46 pm
    That reads like a bad hospital thriller, Organ Harversters on the lose in the big apple
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    35660 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 10:44 pm

    I think I saw that movie.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3053 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 1:36 am
    I think I need to give my family amended instructions about when it`s ok to start letting the doctors turn off machines and cut me open once I`m dead.

    When I was a kid my folks always wanted me to be a doctor, so when I was at college my mum got me some work experience with one of her friends who was a home office pathologist because that`s the side of medicine I thought I`d most enjoy. Anyhoos, one day I was in the morgue and was walking past this old lady on one of the tables when her head turned towards me and she did a slight gasping noise.

    I very nearly poo my pants, and I ran out of there like forest gump on amphetamines.

    It turned out it was just a badly placed neck block and some natural gas movement going on and the little gasping thing happened quite a lot and it wasn`t the start of the zombie apocalypse after all.
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 1:54 am
    What do you call a medical student who scrapes by with a "D" average?
    Answer: Doctor

    I`ve never understood why Doctors are held in such high regard. Most are idiots.
    I have two in my family and I wouldn`t trust either of them to carve that Thanksgiving Turkey.

    The "A" students go to the high end hospitals that only the truly wealthy can afford.
    The "B" students go to medical research facilities and private practice.
    The "C" and "D" students are what most of us see when we go to the doctors that our health insurance covers.

    Doctors are taught by rote and rarely think outside of their training. They are nothing more than glorified mechanics.
    In fact, my auto mechanic went to school longer to become a certified mechanic than either of my family members went to school to become doctors.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13515 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 1:57 am
    ``Doctors ignored a nurse`s observations indicating Burns was not dead and her condition was improving.``

    reminds me of Monty Python ``Im not dead - Yes you are)

    Im not dead - Im getting better
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2688 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 2:04 am
    Do they have to call it organ harvesting?
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
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    July 10, 2013 at 2:11 am

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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5880 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 3:08 am
    @Drawman61. You beat me to it, but here`s the clip:
    Skip to 00:48
    Bring out yer dead!
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 4:50 am
    Yes, HalfPintRoo, they do, for that is what they do...
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    Issame Female 30-39
    112 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 7:06 am
    Times like this I wonder if I should remove my organ donor tag. Isn`t the first `he could have been saved` or `he wasn`t actually dead` report I`ve seen.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5559 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 8:21 am
    Chick: "Hi. Why am I here?"
    Doc: "F*CK!!!"
    Chick: "What`s wrong?"
    Doc: "I really needed that liver."
    Chick: "Well... You can have it. I don`t need it, anyway..."
    Doc: "Great!! If the incision is along here-"
    Nurse: "DOCTOR!!!"
    Doc: "Oh, fine! Send her back..."
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    Stormith Female 18-29
    543 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 8:46 am
    Crazy stuff is always happening in Syracuse, trust me this isn`t even that unusual. Whateva
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    DrCribbens Female 18-29
    102 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 9:49 am
    Maybe she really was dead. The criteria necessary for declaring somebody dead have changed over the years, partly due to the pressure to harvest organs. People can now be declared dead while there`s still brain activity or when their hearts are still beating. Or even when they`re still moving. Doctors are advised not to tell grieving relatives that their `dead` relative has moved to avoid upsetting them. Doctors are discouraged from carrying out some tests for fear that they might show that the patient is still alive. All this is according to the New Scientist but I can`t provide a link that doesn`t need a subscription to the magazine in order to read it.

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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7702 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 4:20 pm
    Sorry bout that Nickel2 but I enjoyed seeing the clip again.

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