Crazy Neighbor Lady Stealing Rhubarb

Submitted by: 1234 3 years ago in Weird

Someone needs a throat punch.
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Male 14
she sounds like throw mama from the train
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Female 233
@lordjim you DO own the fruit if the root system is on your land.
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Female 6,381
Lord Jim and Magickrat, I think you covered it all perfectly between you!
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Male 1,106
She sounds EXACTLY like the boy from Shrek Forever After. "Do the roar. Do it."
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Male 5,874
Let her have the rhubarb; for all we know it might be the magical cure for being fat, rude, ugly, having a grating voice, and a tongue like the edge of a rusty bucket.
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Male 535
Grab the hose...
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Male 7,123
Yes, she is crazy to the extent that she clearly has a mental health problem which needs attention but probably isn`t getting it. Not good for her, her neighbours or society at large.

Is she stealing? Probably not. Produce that over-hangs a fence is generally regarded as common property if it is on common land. If your apple tree has a branch with juicy apples on it overhanging into land you don`t own, you don`t own those apples. If your cultivated crop escapes your land it is no longer yours.
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Female 2,415
Oh my god, her voice! Is she the person who did the voice for Roz in Monsters, Inc.?
Sounds like it.... but waaaaaay meaner and nastier.
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Male 684
why did no one get a hose and start watering the rhubarb?
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Female 1,540
@Gerry CHICAGO! :D
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Female 1,540
Wow. Someone should tell her to eat the leafy parts of the Rhubarb...they are DELICIOUS!
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Male 4,594
I bet she sits right up front in church every Sunday too.
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Male 14,334
ROFL!!!!!

She looks like Chris Farleys Zagats lady...
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Male 411
What a delightful voice. It almost doesn`t sound real.
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Male 406
LOL... bitch you drating hore.
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Male 450
Real Housewives of Detroit.
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Male 369
She has such a beautiful soft creamy feminine voice.
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Male 13,624
Close your eyes and listen,
sounds like Bevis and Butthead
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Male 1,745
"I won`t comment on the race because that would be racism"
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Male 459
The best thing on the web today...please tell me they were from Utah and you get a bonus prize.
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Male 22
"You didn`t grow that rhubarb" - Obama
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Male 2,516
you got cabbage in your MUFF! you got CABBAGE in your f8cking MUFF! MUFF CABBAGE !!

... it`s a Jersey thing
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Male 2,384
menopause much?
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Male 38,507

"She ran into my knife. She ran into my knife ten times."
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Male 1,558
I`d piss all over them leaves
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Female 1,478
My Dad is 70. He said that when he and his siblings/neighbors were kids, they would pick fruits and vegetables from the street side of the fence. He said it was just sort of an understood thing, since the owner/owners didn`t want to bother with tending that stuff. But this lady is straight-up crazy :/
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Female 1,478
I only got so far into it.. hearing her scratch out "bitch" one too many times. I`m sad for her, and she needs to have supervision and some pharmaceutical assistance.
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Female 4,359
holy f uck, is she infected with the rage virus or something? that is genuine crazy right there!!!
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Male 757
Set the sprinkler up to water the rhubarb from inside the fence. Deal with that.
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Male 528
i`d of sprayed her with water
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Female 2,691
Well, I would just turn the hose on her, like when a dog craps in my roses.
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Female 2,764
drawman61, thats a great one too!!!
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Male 7,759
lauriloo-"big deal about her taking it on the public fence side"

That`s only if she`s correct (I`m not placing bets on it).

In many areas, fences do not match property lines. My property, as many, goes all the way to the street. Where I place a fence is irrelevent.

B[i]tch need to be tranked.

@ drawman...Well, the voice would be about right. But Roz is MUCH better looking.
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Female 2,764
ps bacon_pie got it dead on
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Female 2,764
Well that made my night!
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Male 3,842
I have a confession: I peed in the rhubarb
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Male 2,579
Someone needs an exorcism
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Male 3,061

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Male 633
for some reason she reminded me of syndrome
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Female 1,803
It doesn`t even look like good rhubarb. Not really sure why the people are making a big deal about her taking it on the public fence side so I`m assuming there`s a bigger issue here.
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Male 2,552
Ugh--that voice!
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Male 1,296
Someone needs a throat punch???
I think she`s been punched in the throat enough.

A voice as soothing as a choir of angels
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Male 2,670
World`s Least Effective Avon Lady
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Male 320
She sounds like the actress from Throw Mama From The Train
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Male 38,507

Reminds me of my dear sweet mother.
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Male 436
That. Was. Amaaaaaaaazing.

I just found my costume for Halloween this year.
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Male 2,060
Rhubarb as sweet as her lovely voice.
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Female 870
OMG that lady was nasty and dreadful... I think I`d probably lay some serious rat traps in the rhubarb for her. Go ahead lady... dig away. >SNAP!< bye bye fingers.
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Male 809
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