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Date: 07/31/13 12:01 PM

50 Responses to Crazy Neighbor Lady Stealing Rhubarb

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    1234 Male 30-39
    809 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 12:04 pm
    Link: Crazy Neighbor Lady Stealing Rhubarb - Someone needs a throat punch.
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    ak2nc1 Female 18-29
    867 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 1:46 pm
    OMG that lady was nasty and dreadful... I think I`d probably lay some serious rat traps in the rhubarb for her. Go ahead lady... dig away. >SNAP!< bye bye fingers.
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    chicagojay Male 40-49
    2018 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 1:47 pm
    Rhubarb as sweet as her lovely voice.
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    yelloow12 Male 18-29
    385 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 1:59 pm
    That. Was. Amaaaaaaaazing.

    I just found my costume for Halloween this year.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 2:06 pm

    Reminds me of my dear sweet mother.
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    pianok Male 50-59
    320 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 2:09 pm
    She sounds like the actress from Throw Mama From The Train
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2374 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 2:18 pm
    World`s Least Effective Avon Lady
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    oobaka Male 40-49
    999 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 2:28 pm
    Someone needs a throat punch???
    I think she`s been punched in the throat enough.

    A voice as soothing as a choir of angels
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 2:31 pm
    Ugh--that voice!
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 2:33 pm
    It doesn`t even look like good rhubarb. Not really sure why the people are making a big deal about her taking it on the public fence side so I`m assuming there`s a bigger issue here.
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    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 2:36 pm
    for some reason she reminded me of syndrome
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 2:37 pm

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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 2:42 pm
    Someone needs an exorcism
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 2:53 pm
    I have a confession: I peed in the rhubarb
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 2:54 pm
    Well that made my night!
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 2:59 pm
    ps bacon_pie got it dead on
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7751 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 2:59 pm

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    Grendel Male 40-49
    6269 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 3:10 pm
    lauriloo-"big deal about her taking it on the public fence side"

    That`s only if she`s correct (I`m not placing bets on it).

    In many areas, fences do not match property lines. My property, as many, goes all the way to the street. Where I place a fence is irrelevent.

    Btch need to be tranked.

    @ drawman...Well, the voice would be about right. But Roz is MUCH better looking.
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 3:16 pm
    drawman61, thats a great one too!!!
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 3:18 pm
    Well, I would just turn the hose on her, like when a dog craps in my roses.
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    funnehkitteh Male 18-29
    528 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 3:26 pm
    i`d of sprayed her with water
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    erikthevikin Male 30-39
    757 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 3:41 pm
    Set the sprinkler up to water the rhubarb from inside the fence. Deal with that.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 3:43 pm
    holy f uck, is she infected with the rage virus or something? that is genuine crazy right there!!!
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 3:47 pm
    I only got so far into it.. hearing her scratch out "bitch" one too many times. I`m sad for her, and she needs to have supervision and some pharmaceutical assistance.
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 3:51 pm
    My Dad is 70. He said that when he and his siblings/neighbors were kids, they would pick fruits and vegetables from the street side of the fence. He said it was just sort of an understood thing, since the owner/owners didn`t want to bother with tending that stuff. But this lady is straight-up crazy :/
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 3:53 pm
    I`d piss all over them leaves
  27. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 4:01 pm

    "She ran into my knife. She ran into my knife ten times."
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 5:11 pm
    menopause much?
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 6:47 pm
    you got cabbage in your MUFF! you got CABBAGE in your f8cking MUFF! MUFF CABBAGE !!

    ... it`s a Jersey thing
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    VicAginal Male 30-39
    22 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 6:56 pm
    "You didn`t grow that rhubarb" - Obama
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    thatjimguy Male 30-39
    458 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 10:15 pm
    The best thing on the web today...please tell me they were from Utah and you get a bonus prize.
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    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    July 31, 2013 at 10:27 pm
    "I won`t comment on the race because that would be racism"
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 1, 2013 at 1:29 am
    Close your eyes and listen,
    sounds like Bevis and Butthead
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    Adcro Male 18-29
    369 posts
    August 1, 2013 at 2:31 am
    She has such a beautiful soft creamy feminine voice.
  35. Profile photo of CynicalGamer
    CynicalGamer Male 40-49
    450 posts
    August 1, 2013 at 3:41 am
    Real Housewives of Detroit.
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    New_Guy Male 30-39
    406 posts
    August 1, 2013 at 4:09 am
    LOL... bitch you drating hore.
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    thecurt Male 18-29
    411 posts
    August 1, 2013 at 5:39 am
    What a delightful voice. It almost doesn`t sound real.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 1, 2013 at 6:41 am
    ROFL!!!!!

    She looks like Chris Farleys Zagats lady...
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 1, 2013 at 6:51 am
    I bet she sits right up front in church every Sunday too.
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    August 1, 2013 at 7:14 am
    Wow. Someone should tell her to eat the leafy parts of the Rhubarb...they are DELICIOUS!
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    August 1, 2013 at 7:18 am
    @Gerry CHICAGO! :D
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    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    August 1, 2013 at 7:46 am
    why did no one get a hose and start watering the rhubarb?
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    August 1, 2013 at 8:11 am
    Oh my god, her voice! Is she the person who did the voice for Roz in Monsters, Inc.?
    Sounds like it.... but waaaaaay meaner and nastier.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7068 posts
    August 1, 2013 at 10:07 am
    Yes, she is crazy to the extent that she clearly has a mental health problem which needs attention but probably isn`t getting it. Not good for her, her neighbours or society at large.

    Is she stealing? Probably not. Produce that over-hangs a fence is generally regarded as common property if it is on common land. If your apple tree has a branch with juicy apples on it overhanging into land you don`t own, you don`t own those apples. If your cultivated crop escapes your land it is no longer yours.
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    Magickrat Male 40-49
    535 posts
    August 1, 2013 at 10:15 am
    Grab the hose...
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    August 1, 2013 at 10:38 am
    Let her have the rhubarb; for all we know it might be the magical cure for being fat, rude, ugly, having a grating voice, and a tongue like the edge of a rusty bucket.
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    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    August 1, 2013 at 3:04 pm
    She sounds EXACTLY like the boy from Shrek Forever After. "Do the roar. Do it."
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    August 1, 2013 at 10:56 pm
    Lord Jim and Magickrat, I think you covered it all perfectly between you!
  49. Profile photo of SminkyPinky
    SminkyPinky Female 30-39
    233 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 6:23 am
    @lordjim you DO own the fruit if the root system is on your land.
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    archenemy337 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    August 4, 2013 at 11:50 pm
    she sounds like throw mama from the train

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