Beard Facts [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Funny

Learn them. Live them. Love them.
There are 10 comments:
Male 1,586
@whodat Yea beards are definitely homing beacons. I get a lot of beard questions and mine is nowhere near that glorious. I try to keep it trimmed down for work.
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Male 670
Huh? What?
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Male 5,872
Mmm, delicate lady areas...
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Male 39,554

Men have beards. Boys and women do not.
You want a boy, fine. Just don`t expect him to man-up when needed.
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Male 69
mad gremlyn.... dogma!
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Male 3,908
The jealousy one is true, I`m asked at least once every day how long I`ve been growing my beard. That`s usually followed by them saying, "Man, I wish I could grow a beard like that."


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Male 512
Aesthetic preference of homeless bums and directors with only one good movie*.

*Admittedly, if you`re only going to have one good movie to your name, Clerks is something on which you can hold your own, in most cases.
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Male 39,554

Is far softer than razor stuble.
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Female 2,691
...scratches delicate lady areas, applies to mustache, too. oh, and stubble, gentlemen will please shave prior to the performance.
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Female 8,043
Link: Beard Facts [Pic] [Rate Link] - Learn them. Live them. Love them.
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