Barney Fife Recites the Constitution Preamble

Submitted by: Jake_Justus 3 years ago Funny

Happy 4th of July from the folks of Mayberry.
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Female 2,691
Fife looks loopier than Otis the drunk.
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Male 1,586
I remember most of the preamble but I definitely remember the Gettysburg Address.
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Male 3,061
@DromEd Agreed. I got most of my learning from Saturday morning cartoons, The Three Stooges, and School House Rock.
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Female 1,803
Uh, oh. "promote the general welfare". Sounds like socialism to me! /sarcasm
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Male 2,362
I remember it word for word...School House Rock.

I`ll just type it from memory after many vodkas and beers...

We the people of the United States in order to form a more perfect Union. Establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our prosperity, do ordain and establish this constitution for the United States of America.
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Male 2,711
I had to memorize the preamble in the 5th grade. It`s one of the few things I still remember to this day, word for word, 40-something years later.
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Male 7,031
Link: Barney Fife Recites the Constitution Preamble [Rate Link] - Happy 4th of July from the folks of Mayberry.
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