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Date: 07/04/13 06:28 PM

7 Responses to Barney Fife Recites the Constitution Preamble

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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
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    July 4, 2013 at 6:05 pm
    Link: Barney Fife Recites the Constitution Preamble - Happy 4th of July from the folks of Mayberry.
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    chalket Male 50-59
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    July 4, 2013 at 7:12 pm
    I had to memorize the preamble in the 5th grade. It`s one of the few things I still remember to this day, word for word, 40-something years later.
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    DromEd Male 40-49
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    July 4, 2013 at 9:00 pm
    I remember it word for word...School House Rock.

    I`ll just type it from memory after many vodkas and beers...

    We the people of the United States in order to form a more perfect Union. Establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our prosperity, do ordain and establish this constitution for the United States of America.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    July 4, 2013 at 11:11 pm
    Uh, oh. "promote the general welfare". Sounds like socialism to me! /sarcasm
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
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    July 5, 2013 at 8:33 am
    @DromEd Agreed. I got most of my learning from Saturday morning cartoons, The Three Stooges, and School House Rock.
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
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    July 5, 2013 at 3:42 pm
    I remember most of the preamble but I definitely remember the Gettysburg Address.
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
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    July 5, 2013 at 4:57 pm
    Fife looks loopier than Otis the drunk.

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