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Date: 07/24/13 10:56 AM

24 Responses to $3 Million In Gold Smuggled In People`s Buttholes

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    July 24, 2013 at 11:48 am
    Link: $3 Million In Gold Smuggled In People`s Buttholes - Good News: Pics! Bad News: The pics are of the gold bars.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    July 24, 2013 at 12:05 pm
    Now those bricks i would like to s.h.it!
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    July 24, 2013 at 12:25 pm
    You`d think they could have made them a more natural shape for ease of recovery.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    July 24, 2013 at 12:57 pm
    Perhaps Taiwanese have cuboid arseholes?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    July 24, 2013 at 12:58 pm
    Quite the haul of booty!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    July 24, 2013 at 1:02 pm

    They literally sh*t a brick.
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    July 24, 2013 at 1:09 pm
    I think there`s a new James Bond movie somewhere in the story.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    July 24, 2013 at 1:34 pm
    Jake_Justus
    I think there`s a new James Bond movie somewhere in the story.
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    `Gold Ringer` ??
    `Man with the Golden Bum`??
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    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    July 24, 2013 at 1:40 pm
    @ferdyfred From Russia With Lube, Brownfinger, For Your Arse Only...
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    Marksman Male 40-49
    154 posts
    July 24, 2013 at 1:41 pm
    That is why I always get my gold from my nose....BOOGER NUGGETS!
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    July 24, 2013 at 1:43 pm
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    An-egg Male 30-39
    885 posts
    July 24, 2013 at 2:22 pm
    Gold Sphincter
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    July 24, 2013 at 2:44 pm
    FredSpudman
    From Russia With Lube, Brownfinger, For Your Arse Only...
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    see a whole new Bond series here
    Boldfinger, arseholes are forever, from Rectum with love, Analwussy....(octopussy)
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    July 24, 2013 at 3:02 pm

    Someone was scratching his ass...


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    zeplin4u Male 40-49
    72 posts
    July 24, 2013 at 5:45 pm
    Rich-ass people.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    July 24, 2013 at 6:19 pm
    I have seen that look on a Korean woman`s face before...
  17. Profile photo of An-egg
    An-egg Male 30-39
    885 posts
    July 24, 2013 at 9:18 pm
    Dr Noooooo!

    I had the diamonds.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    July 25, 2013 at 3:24 am
    Probably hurt less if rounded at the corners:

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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    July 25, 2013 at 6:05 am
    ...The man at the operation`s backend...
    XD!!!!!!!
  20. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    July 25, 2013 at 7:33 am
    I wonder who drew the short straw in customs & excise when it came to retrieval.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4855 posts
    July 25, 2013 at 1:55 pm
    Old joke: Why did the new bride use a diaphragm made of gold? She wanted her husband to come into money! Ahhhahaha! Ha?
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    July 25, 2013 at 5:34 pm
    First conflict diamonds and now butthole gold. oy.
  23. Profile photo of Xprez
    Xprez Male 30-39
    676 posts
    July 25, 2013 at 6:27 pm
    That`s a buttload of gold...
  24. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    July 25, 2013 at 6:40 pm
    "That`s a buttload of gold..."
    A sh*tload!!

    That chick`s face! "Why am >>I<< holdin` the ass-gold?!!"

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