15+ Boozerific Booze Hacks [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Misc





























Only for the serious boozers of I-A-B.... I got tipsy just posting this.
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Male 186
If you are no stacking your beers wall to wall in the fridge YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG. (In fact, the only right way to do it is to remove all shelves, stack directly on the bottom and stock about 4 to 5 cases in one go.)
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Male 2,675
US outlet plugs don`t look anything like those prongs.

Ya just ruined your CD

Ya just stained your ice cube tray.

Liquor shots are 2-2.5 ounces, not 1, so that line means exactly dick.

I don`t know how you`re going to drill a cork without filling your wine with cork bits.

I`ve never seen a stapler with anything that looks like a bottle opener`s notch ... bulllllpoo.
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Male 1,151
#5 is a BINDER CLIP. not a paperclip
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Male 1,240
I`m sorry, but who puts ice cubes in white wine?
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Male 686
That isn`t a paperclip. That is all.
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Female 7,994
Go to English Summer fete- watch man losing his birds of prey, men in skirts dancing- drink three pints of Summer Lightening. Get vile headache... get stoned to alleviate headache. Swear never to drink again- drink two pints of Suicider.
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Female 3,696
...I`ve been using the wine line for vodka. This explains so much. DAMMIT RED SOLO CUPS


...I fill you up, let`s have a paarrtttyyy


When my mom was 16 somebody spiked a whole case of oranges on christmas eve and she had no idea. She had so many my grandpa had to come pick her up because she was too drunk to work.
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Male 2,419
..cut the core out of an apple, stick joint in one side inhale through other.

-allow joint to burn up inside an upside down botle,
inhale all the smoke in one go (no don`t, seriously)

fill your bong with your favourite liqour... (again,- seriously: dont)

roll a tip lengtwise.. so you have about 4cm worth of tip, makes for a real smooth smoke...

b.b.b.b.beee b b be bee high folks! tha`s all!
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Male 4,891

[quote] Now where is the weederific weed hacks for serious stoners? [/quote]

1. Pass the douchie to the left hand side.
2. A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
3. Smoke till you choke, not till you`re broke.
4. Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up...inhale, exhale...
5. If we would all hit the bong, we could all get along.
6. Too high to think. Just get high.
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Male 2,579
Now where is the weederific weed hacks for serious stoners?
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Female 1,539
So with the Brita filter Vodka hack...what is being filtered out to make it taste better? :/
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Male 4,891

In high school some friends and I went camping, and ate a fu##-ton of shrooms. Cops came later that night. They knew we were f-ed up, so they tore our campsite apart looking for drugs. They were so baffled to find nothing, they confiscated a box of oranges. They said they were going to test them to see if we spiked them with vodka.
Until now, I thought it was impossible to spike an orange with alcohol.
Ahhh...high school. Those were the days. Haven`t done shrooms in a decade and a half. Way too old for that s#!t.
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Female 8,043
Link: 15+ Boozerific Booze Hacks [Pic] [Rate Link] - Only for the serious boozers of I-A-B.... I got tipsy just posting this.
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