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Date: 07/20/13 08:06 PM

13 Responses to 15+ Boozerific Booze Hacks [Pic]

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    July 20, 2013 at 7:20 pm
    Link: 15+ Boozerific Booze Hacks - Only for the serious boozers of I-A-B.... I got tipsy just posting this.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    July 20, 2013 at 8:01 pm

    In high school some friends and I went camping, and ate a fu##-ton of shrooms. Cops came later that night. They knew we were f-ed up, so they tore our campsite apart looking for drugs. They were so baffled to find nothing, they confiscated a box of oranges. They said they were going to test them to see if we spiked them with vodka.
    Until now, I thought it was impossible to spike an orange with alcohol.
    Ahhh...high school. Those were the days. Haven`t done shrooms in a decade and a half. Way too old for that s#!t.
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    July 20, 2013 at 8:03 pm
    So with the Brita filter Vodka hack...what is being filtered out to make it taste better? :/
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    July 20, 2013 at 8:13 pm
    Now where is the weederific weed hacks for serious stoners?
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    July 20, 2013 at 8:58 pm

    Now where is the weederific weed hacks for serious stoners?

    1. Pass the douchie to the left hand side.
    2. A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
    3. Smoke till you choke, not till you`re broke.
    4. Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up...inhale, exhale...
    5. If we would all hit the bong, we could all get along.
    6. Too high to think. Just get high.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    July 20, 2013 at 9:36 pm
    ..cut the core out of an apple, stick joint in one side inhale through other.

    -allow joint to burn up inside an upside down botle,
    inhale all the smoke in one go (no don`t, seriously)

    fill your bong with your favourite liqour... (again,- seriously: dont)

    roll a tip lengtwise.. so you have about 4cm worth of tip, makes for a real smooth smoke...

    b.b.b.b.beee b b be bee high folks! tha`s all!
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    July 20, 2013 at 9:39 pm
    ...I`ve been using the wine line for vodka. This explains so much. DAMMIT RED SOLO CUPS

    ...I fill you up, let`s have a paarrtttyyy

    When my mom was 16 somebody spiked a whole case of oranges on christmas eve and she had no idea. She had so many my grandpa had to come pick her up because she was too drunk to work.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7619 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 1:15 am
    Go to English Summer fete- watch man losing his birds of prey, men in skirts dancing- drink three pints of Summer Lightening. Get vile headache... get stoned to alleviate headache. Swear never to drink again- drink two pints of Suicider.
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    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 3:39 am
    That isn`t a paperclip. That is all.
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    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 2:21 pm
    I`m sorry, but who puts ice cubes in white wine?
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    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    1072 posts
    July 21, 2013 at 8:51 pm
    #5 is a BINDER CLIP. not a paperclip
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    July 22, 2013 at 4:43 pm
    US outlet plugs don`t look anything like those prongs.

    Ya just ruined your CD

    Ya just stained your ice cube tray.

    Liquor shots are 2-2.5 ounces, not 1, so that line means exactly dick.

    I don`t know how you`re going to drill a cork without filling your wine with cork bits.

    I`ve never seen a stapler with anything that looks like a bottle opener`s notch ... bulllllpoo.
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    Mr_Ike Male 18-29
    178 posts
    August 1, 2013 at 8:06 am
    If you are no stacking your beers wall to wall in the fridge YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG. (In fact, the only right way to do it is to remove all shelves, stack directly on the bottom and stock about 4 to 5 cases in one go.)

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