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Date: 07/28/13 10:51 AM

22 Responses to 10 Ways To Make Cats… EVEN BETTER! [Pic+]

  1. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    July 28, 2013 at 10:53 am
    Link: 10 Ways To Make Cats... EVEN BETTER! - The title says it all! >^..^<
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    Zieveraar Male 30-39
    415 posts
    July 28, 2013 at 11:01 am
    Nice one :-D

    Still, cats cannot be improved, to try is futile!
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    July 28, 2013 at 11:11 am
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    July 28, 2013 at 11:30 am
    Blech- most of those "fixes" ruin exactly what I love about cats and hate about dogs.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    July 28, 2013 at 12:02 pm

    Cat can be greatly improved with garlic and cilantro.
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    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    July 28, 2013 at 12:50 pm
    it must be 2006 because were still talking about cats
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    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    July 28, 2013 at 1:48 pm
    If dog owners want pets to obey their every command, are they really hankering for the days before the emancipation proclamation?
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    Zismo Male 18-29
    1054 posts
    July 28, 2013 at 2:23 pm
    By number 3 I knew where this was going.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    July 28, 2013 at 2:26 pm
    Hee hee! It`s funny! Because we all know cats are perfect in every way! Eh?

    "Guild not the lily, nor scent the rose..."

    Mixing cats and dogs sounds like a good idea: IF you took all the good things from both. But in reality you`d most likely end up with the worst of both and THAT would be a very bad thing!
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    July 28, 2013 at 2:56 pm
    My cat has an extremely soft coat and doesn`t mind being stroked "against the grain" in the slightest.
    AND she trots down the hall and chirps a greeting whenever the roomie or I come in the front door.
    AND if she bats playfully at you, she keeps he claws retracted.
    Take that, you feliphobes.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    July 28, 2013 at 4:11 pm
    Cats do wag their tails when happy, it`s more of a wavy thing. I think this list was written by someone who doesn`t have a cat.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    July 28, 2013 at 6:41 pm
    BBQ dogs taste better too, or so I`m told
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    July 28, 2013 at 9:56 pm
    Domestic Cats kill just for the fun of it.

    Cats are evil and they have no soul.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    July 28, 2013 at 10:20 pm
    Nah <3 My kitty greets me at the door, begs for lap time, comes when I whistle and can take care of herself when I go away for the weekend. I`d love a dog one day, but I`ve had her nine years this September <3 People that absolutely despise cats have never been picked. I love my parents dog, but she`ll sell herself for a piece of ham.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    July 28, 2013 at 10:38 pm
    Dogs are retarded-nuff said
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    July 29, 2013 at 2:24 am
    My ole cat paws my nose, prods my back if needs affection, and daily goes to sleep curled round my head,on the pillow
    He also has the affliction of - he couldn`t catch a cold in winter
    but to me he is cooler than cool
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7751 posts
    July 29, 2013 at 2:57 am
    A cats tail does tell you what`s he`s thinking. If you don`t stop what you`re doing in the next ten seconds I`m going to remove the skin from your arm.
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    Misfit-Mutt Female 18-29
    349 posts
    July 29, 2013 at 3:13 am
    This is so true.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    July 29, 2013 at 4:39 am
    We have a cat and a dog. The cat is friendly and smart. He is independent enough to not continually need to be near you. He can do tricks, greets us at the door, comes when you call him and would never scratch or bite. Our dog is a moron who feels the need to interact with you 24 hours a day, seven days a week. He barks every time someone comes to the door. He chews stuff up. You have to continually bring him outside for walks, even in bad weather...

    Dogs are great pets, but can`t come close to cats.
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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    July 29, 2013 at 6:49 am
    I don`t know about #5 - Toss a box of sand in the trash once a week vs. possible accidents, walks all the time, picking up poo WITH YOUR HAND every day? Hmmm...
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    July 30, 2013 at 7:53 am
    If I wanted a dog, I`d get one. I love my cat just the way he is, which is loving, playful, and a typical cat. No need to improve on something that`s already perfect.
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    ravengreen Female 30-39
    4 posts
    July 30, 2013 at 6:17 pm
    If you don`t like emptying a litter TRAY, (use the correct word) then get off your fat lazy arse and take the cat outside. Simple.

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