10 Ways To Make Cats... EVEN BETTER! [Pic+]

Submitted by: 5cats 4 years ago in Funny

The title says it all! >^..^<
There are 22 comments:
Female 4
If you don`t like emptying a litter TRAY, (use the correct word) then get off your fat lazy arse and take the cat outside. Simple.
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Female 2,415
If I wanted a dog, I`d get one. I love my cat just the way he is, which is loving, playful, and a typical cat. No need to improve on something that`s already perfect.
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Male 1,059
I don`t know about #5 - Toss a box of sand in the trash once a week vs. possible accidents, walks all the time, picking up poo WITH YOUR HAND every day? Hmmm...
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Male 4,745
We have a cat and a dog. The cat is friendly and smart. He is independent enough to not continually need to be near you. He can do tricks, greets us at the door, comes when you call him and would never scratch or bite. Our dog is a moron who feels the need to interact with you 24 hours a day, seven days a week. He barks every time someone comes to the door. He chews stuff up. You have to continually bring him outside for walks, even in bad weather...

Dogs are great pets, but can`t come close to cats.
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Female 349
This is so true.
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Male 7,774
A cats tail does tell you what`s he`s thinking. If you don`t stop what you`re doing in the next ten seconds I`m going to remove the skin from your arm.
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Male 13,630
My ole cat paws my nose, prods my back if needs affection, and daily goes to sleep curled round my head,on the pillow
He also has the affliction of - he couldn`t catch a cold in winter
but to me he is cooler than cool
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Male 1,558
Dogs are retarded-nuff said
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Female 3,696
Nah <3 My kitty greets me at the door, begs for lap time, comes when I whistle and can take care of herself when I go away for the weekend. I`d love a dog one day, but I`ve had her nine years this September <3 People that absolutely despise cats have never been picked. I love my parents dog, but she`ll sell herself for a piece of ham.
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Male 1,983
Domestic Cats kill just for the fun of it.

Cats are evil and they have no soul.
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Male 15,270
BBQ dogs taste better too, or so I`m told
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Male 2,150
Cats do wag their tails when happy, it`s more of a wavy thing. I think this list was written by someone who doesn`t have a cat.
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Female 6,381
My cat has an extremely soft coat and doesn`t mind being stroked "against the grain" in the slightest.
AND she trots down the hall and chirps a greeting whenever the roomie or I come in the front door.
AND if she bats playfully at you, she keeps he claws retracted.
Take that, you feliphobes.
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Male 40,764
Hee hee! It`s funny! Because we all know cats are perfect in every way! Eh?

"Guild not the lily, nor scent the rose..."

Mixing cats and dogs sounds like a good idea: IF you took all the good things from both. But in reality you`d most likely end up with the worst of both and THAT would be a very bad thing!
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Male 1,065
By number 3 I knew where this was going.
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Male 653
If dog owners want pets to obey their every command, are they really hankering for the days before the emancipation proclamation?
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Male 697
it must be 2006 because were still talking about cats
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Male 39,927

Cat can be greatly improved with garlic and cilantro.
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Female 1,803
Blech- most of those "fixes" ruin exactly what I love about cats and hate about dogs.
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Female 1,539
Boo!
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Male 415
Nice one :-D

Still, cats cannot be improved, to try is futile!
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Male 40,764
Link: 10 Ways To Make Cats... EVEN BETTER! [Pic+] [Rate Link] - The title says it all! >^..^<
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