Your Life As A Dog

Submitted by: piperfawn 3 years ago in Misc

This video shows how could it be.
There are 14 comments:
Female 6,381
You`d also have to go outside to crap or pee in public, you couldn`t resist smelling the butt of every other dog you met, and you`d have to bark your fool head off every time the mail carrier dropped anything off.
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Male 38,483

You would have a craving for cat turds.
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Male 2,436
F*ck that... I`m 25 years older than the average dog`s life.
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Male 7,031
You would be able to distinguish which toilet water came from after just one sip.
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Male 38,483

For the most part a dogs sex life isn`t all that great - dry humping a slipper is about all you get. But at least you can make up for it by licking your own balls. If they aren`t cut off that is.
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Female 688
Not only would Asain people eat you, but also Mexican people.
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Male 52
You would recognize your friends by sniffing their butt...
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Male 633
And after that, lick your best friend`s face.
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Male 633
You could lick your own balls.
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Male 48
You would have sex with your parents and siblings and not go to jail or be scorned by society
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Male 14,834
Asian people would eat you.
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Female 3,001
Yey dogs!
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Male 124
That`s the big downside, isn`t it? Your best friend would be human.
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Male 5,081
Link: Your Life As A Dog [Rate Link] - This video shows how could it be.
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