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Date: 06/17/13 07:46 AM

14 Responses to Your Life As A Dog

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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4888 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 7:42 am
    Link: Your Life As A Dog - This video shows how could it be.
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    LegerDemain Male 18-29
    124 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 8:08 am
    That`s the big downside, isn`t it? Your best friend would be human.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 8:44 am
    Yey dogs!
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 9:25 am
    Asian people would eat you.
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    blobman2000 Male 30-39
    48 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 9:40 am
    You would have sex with your parents and siblings and not go to jail or be scorned by society
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    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 9:55 am
    You could lick your own balls.
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    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 10:23 am
    And after that, lick your best friend`s face.
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    Armus Male 30-39
    52 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 11:36 am
    You would recognize your friends by sniffing their butt...
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    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 11:52 am
    Not only would Asain people eat you, but also Mexican people.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36216 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    For the most part a dogs sex life isn`t all that great - dry humping a slipper is about all you get. But at least you can make up for it by licking your own balls. If they aren`t cut off that is.
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 3:05 pm
    You would be able to distinguish which toilet water came from after just one sip.
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 3:49 pm
    F*ck that... I`m 25 years older than the average dog`s life.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36216 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 4:16 pm

    You would have a craving for cat turds.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 6:45 pm
    You`d also have to go outside to crap or pee in public, you couldn`t resist smelling the butt of every other dog you met, and you`d have to bark your fool head off every time the mail carrier dropped anything off.

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