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Date: 06/17/13 07:20 PM

13 Responses to YOU Are A Computer Criminal! [Pic]

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    SweepOfDeath Male 18-29
    938 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 6:06 pm
    Link: YOU Are A Computer Criminal! - Criminal scum, you should be ashamed.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 7:28 pm
    f uck you, and FTWWWWWWWWWWWW.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 8:10 pm
    Other than violating terms of service, what are these "thousands of other crimes" ? A little bit of actual information would be useful to appreciate the humor here.
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    Brohican Male 18-29
    3 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 8:12 pm
    Well that was vague and uninformative.
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    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 10:03 pm
    Though vague, this is pretty much true. Just watch illegal everything.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 10:09 pm
    Yeah. I understand the outrage, but I would like less snark and more solid information. I don`t trust random internet infograph makers that much, sorry. Didn`t even cite sources.
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    Twinklestein Male 30-39
    513 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 11:29 pm
    I heard this entire thing in the `50s announcer voice with jaunty music in the background.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 11:29 pm
    (1) We are all criminals. The average person living the average lifestyle is probably guilty of a great many crimes, even ones they had no intent to commit or may not have known they were committing a crime.

    (2) It is easy to go down for a crime that you didn`t commit. Some people get convicted for crimes that never even happened.

    (3) Career criminals are more likely to get away with a crime than people who try to lead good, blameless lives because they know how to deal with the law. Innocents who presume justice will prevail are convicted.

    (4) When a nation or large corporation commits a crime they usually get away with it. As long as there is a low-level patsy, or there is an overriding reason, it will work out OK.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 11:32 pm
    When you consider points (1) to (4), you have the rationale why an imaginary `war on terror` can be used to strip freedoms and cement the power of powerful vested interests.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 12:03 am
    Twinklestein
    I heard this entire thing in the `50s announcer voice with jaunty music in the background.
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    I was just about to say this
    dramatic music and a chalky Queens English announcer
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 5:26 am
    @Draculya, for your 4th point, you forgot `money`... the corporations get away with murder because they have sh*it tons of money to throw around...
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    pazerlenis Male 40-49
    1380 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 6:51 pm
    Hey look! Another infographic intended to scare us without providing any information that could let us form our own opinion. What an extremist treat!
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    faaaaq Male 18-29
    693 posts
    June 19, 2013 at 11:06 am
    Pazerlenis, if you need to be told what to think in order to form your own opinion, youre doing it wrong.

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