When Lobster Goes Bad [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Weird

Get me a bucket of water and a skateboard, or I start with the face-stabs.
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Female 6,381
Gerry - I read that early American settlers used them as fertilizer in their fields. Seriously. (And appallingly.)
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Female 9,572
I can`t have lobster anyway, I am very allergic to shellfish.
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Male 2,419
McFu.c.kyou!

i actualy laughed.
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Male 39,955

@ MrPeabody - lobster was originally something that got caught in fish nets that no one but the poorest dregs would touch. Just too disgusting looking. Only the lowest class ate it.

Then rich people found out how delicious it is and tastes changed. Now the poor can`t afford it.
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Male 1,920
[quote]who the f*ck first took a look at this thing and thought to themselves, "yeah, i could eat this thing."???[/quote]

Someone who was really hungry?
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Male 6,077
I was always afraid to order "live lobster" in a restaurant as a kid because I thought I`d have to kill it.
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Male 2,085

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Male 39,955

@ honkeylips, don`t shell yourself short.
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Male 1,586
@Gerry I sea what you did there. It was cleaver. I fish I was that smart.
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Male 3,684
first time i ate lobster was at a friends cottage. they bought them alive and boiled them to death right then and there. and then they place one done in front of me and expect me to just know how to eat it. seriously, who the f*ck first took a look at this thing and thought to themselves, "yeah, i could eat this thing."???
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Male 39,955

Reminds me of when I was a small kid with my mom at the fish market. I lobster and I cried `cause I was little and shellfish. But then I flounder again.

Okay, I`ll stop. I know my puns are clawful.
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Female 8,043
Link: When Lobster Goes Bad [Pic] [Rate Link] - Get me a bucket of water and a skateboard, or I start with the face-stabs.
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