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Date: 06/24/13 01:58 PM

19 Responses to When Life Gives You Lemons [Pic]

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    June 24, 2013 at 1:59 pm
    Link: When Life Gives You Lemons - Lemonade is for p*ssies.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 24, 2013 at 2:10 pm
    Actually, the comeback to the "If Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade" cliché is to retort that life had better have also given you some sugar, or else your lemonade will taste terrible.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    June 24, 2013 at 2:11 pm
    Ive tried that routine
    and the powers that be made my lemon into their lemonade
    and said feck off then your fired
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    June 24, 2013 at 2:11 pm
    That`s right. Get mad. Turn on your phone`s video camera, announce "I`m going to nuke your planet from Mars!", throw in some racial slurs for the extra oomph, then post it all on YouTube.

    Errr... waitaminnit. That didn`t turn out so well for Taylor Chapman.
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    chicagojay Male 40-49
    2018 posts
    June 24, 2013 at 2:20 pm
    I hereby declare an end to this retarded way of writing things what with the text flipping around etc. Good for 1980-1987. 2013? NONONO
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    June 24, 2013 at 2:36 pm
    I used to work for Sunkist in the sweating room (lemons are picked green and forced yellow by high humidity), I got lots of lemons, the job sucked (lemons). Oh, well, get over it.
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    June 24, 2013 at 4:19 pm
    Hah... Portal.
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    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    June 24, 2013 at 6:05 pm
    When life gives you lemons have a lemonparty.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    June 24, 2013 at 6:13 pm
    Portal 2 still rocks.
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    June 24, 2013 at 7:28 pm
    When life gives you lemons...throw a LEMON PARTY!
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    June 24, 2013 at 9:26 pm
    When Life gives you lemons, squeeze those lemons back into Life`s eyes.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 24, 2013 at 11:03 pm
    I stopped watching after about 10 seconds. I don`t want something to put me to sleep.
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    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 3:38 am
    When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as you can at the people making your life difficult.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 6:11 am
    When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like "Whaaaaaa?"
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    bompa1997 Male 60-69
    92 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 10:04 am
    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, mix it with Vodka...no problem!
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 10:09 am
    @patchgrabber

    PHILISMS <3<3<3

    When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka. LIMENCELLOOOO
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2861 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 10:19 am
    i like pop culture references i understand. HOORAY for poratl 2 and modern family!!
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    jamilworm Male 18-29
    54 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 7:17 pm
    OK that was way to fast for me to read...
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    June 26, 2013 at 7:32 am
    When life gives you lemons, color them orange then proclaim yourself the new messiah.

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