When Life Gives You Lemons [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago Misc

Lemonade is for p*ssies.
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Female 1,467
When life gives you lemons, color them orange then proclaim yourself the new messiah.
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Male 54
OK that was way to fast for me to read...
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Male 3,407
i like pop culture references i understand. HOORAY for poratl 2 and modern family!!
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Female 3,696
@patchgrabber

PHILISMS <3<3<3

When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka. LIMENCELLOOOO
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Male 92
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, mix it with Vodka...no problem!
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Male 5,811
When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like "Whaaaaaa?"
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Female 857
When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as you can at the people making your life difficult.
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Male 11,740
I stopped watching after about 10 seconds. I don`t want something to put me to sleep.
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Female 2,228
When Life gives you lemons, squeeze those lemons back into Life`s eyes.
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Male 3,061
When life gives you lemons...throw a LEMON PARTY!
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Male 4,746
Portal 2 still rocks.
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Male 1,596
When life gives you lemons have a lemonparty.
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Male 1,341
Hah... Portal.
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Male 2,096
I used to work for Sunkist in the sweating room (lemons are picked green and forced yellow by high humidity), I got lots of lemons, the job sucked (lemons). Oh, well, get over it.
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Male 2,030
I hereby declare an end to this retarded way of writing things what with the text flipping around etc. Good for 1980-1987. 2013? NONONO
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Male 6,227
That`s right. Get mad. Turn on your phone`s video camera, announce "I`m going to nuke your planet from Mars!", throw in some racial slurs for the extra oomph, then post it all on YouTube.

Errr... waitaminnit. That didn`t turn out so well for Taylor Chapman.
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Male 13,624
Ive tried that routine
and the powers that be made my lemon into their lemonade
and said feck off then your fired
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Male 3,842
Actually, the comeback to the "If Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade" cliché is to retort that life had better have also given you some sugar, or else your lemonade will taste terrible.
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Female 8,044
Link: When Life Gives You Lemons [Pic] [Rate Link] - Lemonade is for p*ssies.
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