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  1. Profile photo of SweepOfDeath
    SweepOfDeath Male 18-29
    938 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 12:26 pm
    Link: When Atheists Die - Well, according to this church.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 12:34 pm
    God I hope not- burying clothes is such a waste. Send my wardrobe to Oxfam and me to feed the tigers ta!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 12:34 pm

    When I die I want to be cremated and have my ashes scattered over Tom Selleck`s waterbed.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 12:48 pm
    Hahaha. This is cute.

    How sad when theists have mass delusion. All on their knees and no one to blow.
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    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 12:50 pm
    I`ll take oblivion at the end of my run over eternal forced worship of some arbitrary celestial megalomaniac any day.

    8-) LJ
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 12:52 pm
    So sad when the religious idiots just lie in the ground and rot. Quelle surprise
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4756 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 12:54 pm
    When I die I want to be cremated and have my ashes spread over Halle Berry. Actually, I`d like to be spread over Halle Berry right now!
    I know - that was disgustingly male, but, still...
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    whirlygirl Female 30-39
    230 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 1:10 pm
    Dammit Gerry, I want the same thing!
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    jinxjinx34 Male 30-39
    183 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 1:22 pm
    Lol. +1 for HolyGod.

    +4 for Gerry1of1. I am not gay but I do love the response.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 1:23 pm
    Hell lets all get spread over Tom Sellecks waterbed
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 1:30 pm
    When I die I want my corpse thrown in the Mara River.
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
    2579 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 1:43 pm
    How sad when atheists and theists alike think with 100% certainty that they know the answer to the great question.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 2:00 pm
    Energy cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another. Therefore, when anything dies, not just humans, it`s basically recycled back into the Earth.

    @Andrew155 - The answer is...


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    Kilgore89 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 2:00 pm
    "I`ll take oblivion at the end of my run over eternal forced worship of some arbitrary celestial megalomaniac any day."

    Religion aside, I propose the following logical construction: If there is a celestial megalomanic with powers so great that he can put you into oblivion at the end of your run, then said megalomanic isn`t exactly arbitrary now is he?

    However, if your want to choose oblivion over forced worship of a non-arbitrary celestial megalomanic then that is your right under the UN Universal Declaration of Human Rights; never let anyone tell you otherwise. I applaud your decision to make a choice!
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 2:11 pm
    I think that`s exactly the kind of god that I want to devote myself to; one who would punish me for not believing in his existence even though he`s never, not even once, shown himself to me, and, to the contrary, through all manner of nastiness in this world, has caused me to doubt he cares at all about humanity. As such, if he did send me away, all dressed up with nowhere to go, I`d be happy that I hadn`t served such a capricious and vengeful twit.

    If a mother of father acted that way, would we say they were a good parent? At all?
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 2:16 pm
    I dunno, I was hoping to be buried in a shroud and nourish a nice tree or something. Return me to the ground whence I came offspring!
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 3:03 pm
    The thing is, to an atheist, EVERYONE has no place to go when they die, regardless of their beliefs.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 3:09 pm
    Agnostic, yo. I can`t be sure what happens until someone proves it...
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 4:01 pm
    I`d rather go nowhere than follow the Catholics.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 4:03 pm
    As opposed to all MESSED up and no place to go.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 4:14 pm
    DrProfessor

    "Agnostic, yo. I can`t be sure what happens until someone proves it..."

    No such thing as an agnostic. OF COURSE you aren`t "sure". I`m not "sure". But every agnostic is an atheist. They are just an atheist open minded to the idea of god if it is proven to exist. I`d like to think EVERY atheist is open to that.

    It isn`t as if the rapture is going to happen and jesus comes back and goes on SNL and I`m just going to say, nope I don`t believe in god.

    I don`t believe in leprechauns or unicorns either but if i see one I`ll change my mind.
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 7:15 pm
    Emmetyville here you go. I am much worse than traditional theists. I believe people go where they think they go. Mwahahahaha.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 7:56 pm
    I want to be cremated and pressed into vinyl records. I`m going to have to write a few songs specifically for the occasion then make sure they`re recorded and stored somewhere safe so none of my friends or family hear them before I check out.
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    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 8:34 pm
    @Holygod -

    Heh, liked the imagery there. Buddy Christ on SNL
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    Livetoday Male 50-59
    18 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 9:00 pm
    Why would we need to go anywhere?
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    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 9:34 pm
    This is a paradoxical message coming from a church. Here`s my take on it:

    It`s wise to always act according to whatever information you have. The more certain a matter is, the less it should be ignored. The more information there is on it, the more it can be examined before deciding. This is true and a wise way to make decisions in matters within life as well..... now death is the most certain thing looming over any of us. The only people to offer any kind information whatsoever about it, have stated that your "experience" continues and the way you`ve led your life matters on how. So the most logical decision is to NOT ignore that. Until better information comes along, it`s the wisest move.

    You might say "how did they know?". I don`t know. But its always the case when someone offers an explanation of something novel, no one knows. You take it until a better one come along... and the concept is refined. Ignoring it altogether seems unwise
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 10:48 pm

    jinxjinx34, "I am not gay"
    A 6 pack will fix that.
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    June 16, 2013 at 12:05 am
    A belief in god is not necessary to have a belief in re-incarnation or translation into a higher plane of existence.

    The universe and the Natural world exist just fine without an invisible man in the sky waving his hand to make it all work.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    June 16, 2013 at 1:31 am
    Who cares? There is no afterlife anyway. Christians can have this argument with the muslims and jews and other branches of their own faith. It really doesn`t bother me, except for its own pointlessness.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    June 16, 2013 at 1:59 am
    Atheists know the truth:
    The thin film of life on the surface of this planet is continually recycling itself.
    Millions of years ago the molecules of water in your blood were dinosaur piss.
    In a million years` time the molecules of water in your piss will be part of something else`s blood.
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    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    June 16, 2013 at 2:20 am
    If there is a God, I think he would reward atheists for using the freedom of thought he gave us. Those that blindly follow him will not be the ones God wants to share a pint with in heaven.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    June 16, 2013 at 4:16 am
    @paperduck: there`s plenty of information that`s been offered that contradicts the idea of one`s experience "continuing". And the irony there, of course, is that there *are* reams of information about how life works.

    Faith, however, is a powerful blinder. I, along with other atheists, welcome you to yours. The problem most atheists have, however, is that many of faith don`t welcome us our atheism, and instead try to enforce their specific faith on us via law.

    In the end, though, it won`t matter. And I`m as certain of that as anyone of faith is that they`re getting a ticket to Godville by pretending once a week to behave.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    June 16, 2013 at 5:58 am
    God: Evil, sick and twisted sky wizard who rules with murder and fear, like a demented dictator. Luckily there is zero proof of his existence other than a "word of mouth" content and an on going brainwashing by his followers.

    Offers: Eternity of worshiping him in fairy land (often referred to as "Heaven"). The only catch is you must follow the rules written in a 2000 year old book that is so vague and contradictory that even the smartest scholars can`t agree on what the intents are. *Warning* Failure to follow these rules may result in the "loving God" casting you, forever, into a fiery pit.

    Atheist:
    You are born, you die, the end.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    June 16, 2013 at 6:32 am
    They dig up Christians all the time and they`re still there and dressed.
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    Steenbo Male 40-49
    13 posts
    June 16, 2013 at 7:14 am
    And they have the nerve to call us atheists arrogant. Just about every church sign I ever read shows the true arrogance.
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    MrJB Male 18-29
    64 posts
    June 16, 2013 at 9:16 am
    As an atheist, I find this funny.
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    June 16, 2013 at 3:36 pm
    burned
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    stk5m Male 18-29
    322 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 8:30 am
    In the ground sure sounds a ton better than hell.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 9:05 am
    bahhhh this is hilarious!
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    Finker Male 40-49
    505 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 11:33 am
    I expect I will go to my funeral actually, then be burned to dust. Not that I will care cos I will be dead.

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