When Atheists Die [Pic]

Submitted by: SweepOfDeath 3 years ago Misc

Well, according to this church.
There are 40 comments:
Male 505
I expect I will go to my funeral actually, then be burned to dust. Not that I will care cos I will be dead.
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Female 3,001
bahhhh this is hilarious!
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Male 322
In the ground sure sounds a ton better than hell.
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Male 2,855
burned
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Male 64
As an atheist, I find this funny.
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Male 13
And they have the nerve to call us atheists arrogant. Just about every church sign I ever read shows the true arrogance.
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Male 3,472
They dig up Christians all the time and they`re still there and dressed.
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Male 4,746
God: Evil, sick and twisted sky wizard who rules with murder and fear, like a demented dictator. Luckily there is zero proof of his existence other than a "word of mouth" content and an on going brainwashing by his followers.

Offers: Eternity of worshiping him in fairy land (often referred to as "Heaven"). The only catch is you must follow the rules written in a 2000 year old book that is so vague and contradictory that even the smartest scholars can`t agree on what the intents are. *Warning* Failure to follow these rules may result in the "loving God" casting you, forever, into a fiery pit.

Atheist:
You are born, you die, the end.
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Male 4,431
@paperduck: there`s plenty of information that`s been offered that contradicts the idea of one`s experience "continuing". And the irony there, of course, is that there *are* reams of information about how life works.

Faith, however, is a powerful blinder. I, along with other atheists, welcome you to yours. The problem most atheists have, however, is that many of faith don`t welcome us our atheism, and instead try to enforce their specific faith on us via law.

In the end, though, it won`t matter. And I`m as certain of that as anyone of faith is that they`re getting a ticket to Godville by pretending once a week to behave.
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Male 639
If there is a God, I think he would reward atheists for using the freedom of thought he gave us. Those that blindly follow him will not be the ones God wants to share a pint with in heaven.
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Male 5,874
Atheists know the truth:
The thin film of life on the surface of this planet is continually recycling itself.
Millions of years ago the molecules of water in your blood were dinosaur piss.
In a million years` time the molecules of water in your piss will be part of something else`s blood.
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Male 14,775
Who cares? There is no afterlife anyway. Christians can have this argument with the muslims and jews and other branches of their own faith. It really doesn`t bother me, except for its own pointlessness.
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Male 1,983
A belief in god is not necessary to have a belief in re-incarnation or translation into a higher plane of existence.

The universe and the Natural world exist just fine without an invisible man in the sky waving his hand to make it all work.
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Male 37,888

jinxjinx34, [quote]"I am not gay"[/quote]
A 6 pack will fix that.
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Male 1,745
This is a paradoxical message coming from a church. Here`s my take on it:

It`s wise to always act according to whatever information you have. The more certain a matter is, the less it should be ignored. The more information there is on it, the more it can be examined before deciding. This is true and a wise way to make decisions in matters within life as well..... now death is the most certain thing looming over any of us. The only people to offer any kind information whatsoever about it, have stated that your "experience" continues and the way you`ve led your life matters on how. So the most logical decision is to NOT ignore that. Until better information comes along, it`s the wisest move.

You might say "how did they know?". I don`t know. But its always the case when someone offers an explanation of something novel, no one knows. You take it until a better one come along... and the concept is refined. Ignoring it altogether seems unwise
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Male 18
Why would we need to go anywhere?
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Male 625
@Holygod -

Heh, liked the imagery there. Buddy Christ on SNL
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Male 3,909
I want to be cremated and pressed into vinyl records. I`m going to have to write a few songs specifically for the occasion then make sure they`re recorded and stored somewhere safe so none of my friends or family hear them before I check out.
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Female 1,467
Emmetyville here you go. I am much worse than traditional theists. I believe people go where they think they go. Mwahahahaha.
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Male 7,915
DrProfessor

"Agnostic, yo. I can`t be sure what happens until someone proves it..."

No such thing as an agnostic. OF COURSE you aren`t "sure". I`m not "sure". But every agnostic is an atheist. They are just an atheist open minded to the idea of god if it is proven to exist. I`d like to think EVERY atheist is open to that.

It isn`t as if the rapture is going to happen and jesus comes back and goes on SNL and I`m just going to say, nope I don`t believe in god.

I don`t believe in leprechauns or unicorns either but if i see one I`ll change my mind.
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Male 2,096
As opposed to all MESSED up and no place to go.
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Male 11,740
I`d rather go nowhere than follow the Catholics.
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Male 3,894
Agnostic, yo. I can`t be sure what happens until someone proves it...
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Male 3,842
The thing is, to an atheist, EVERYONE has no place to go when they die, regardless of their beliefs.
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Female 4,349
I dunno, I was hoping to be buried in a shroud and nourish a nice tree or something. Return me to the ground whence I came offspring!
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Male 4,431
I think that`s exactly the kind of god that I want to devote myself to; one who would punish me for not believing in his existence even though he`s never, not even once, shown himself to me, and, to the contrary, through all manner of nastiness in this world, has caused me to doubt he cares at all about humanity. As such, if he did send me away, all dressed up with nowhere to go, I`d be happy that I hadn`t served such a capricious and vengeful twit.

If a mother of father acted that way, would we say they were a good parent? At all?
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Male 194
"I`ll take oblivion at the end of my run over eternal forced worship of some arbitrary celestial megalomaniac any day."

Religion aside, I propose the following logical construction: If there is a celestial megalomanic with powers so great that he can put you into oblivion at the end of your run, then said megalomanic isn`t exactly arbitrary now is he?

However, if your want to choose oblivion over forced worship of a non-arbitrary celestial megalomanic then that is your right under the UN Universal Declaration of Human Rights; never let anyone tell you otherwise. I applaud your decision to make a choice!
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Male 3,909
Energy cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another. Therefore, when anything dies, not just humans, it`s basically recycled back into the Earth.

@Andrew155 - The answer is...


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Male 2,578
How sad when atheists and theists alike think with 100% certainty that they know the answer to the great question.
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Male 1,586
When I die I want my corpse thrown in the Mara River.
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Male 13,624
Hell lets all get spread over Tom Sellecks waterbed
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Male 184
Lol. +1 for HolyGod.

+4 for Gerry1of1. I am not gay but I do love the response.
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Female 232
Dammit Gerry, I want the same thing!
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Male 5,567
When I die I want to be cremated and have my ashes spread over Halle Berry. Actually, I`d like to be spread over Halle Berry right now!
I know - that was disgustingly male, but, still...
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Male 1,558
So sad when the religious idiots just lie in the ground and rot. Quelle surprise
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Male 723
I`ll take oblivion at the end of my run over eternal forced worship of some arbitrary celestial megalomaniac any day.

8-) LJ
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Male 7,915
Hahaha. This is cute.

How sad when theists have mass delusion. All on their knees and no one to blow.
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Male 37,888

When I die I want to be cremated and have my ashes scattered over Tom Selleck`s waterbed.
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Female 7,836
God I hope not- burying clothes is such a waste. Send my wardrobe to Oxfam and me to feed the tigers ta!
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Male 938
Link: When Atheists Die [Pic] [Rate Link] - Well, according to this church.
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