What To Do When Your Fly Have Delay?

Submitted by: piperfawn 3 years ago in Entertainment

Philadelphia Orchestra knows it.
There are 17 comments:
Male 1,950
Hey, it`s Philly. Be glad they weren`t carrying shivs.
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Male 1,237
What to do when your title have error?
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Male 12,365
Thinking about it, that German guy I mentioned probably sounded more like Chaucer than Shakespeare...but anyway, that`s besides the point. People said he sounded like Shakespeare (probably at least in part because any old-sounding English is often labelled that way) and the point I was meandering towards with my story was I am interested in languages and wasn`t just taking the piss out of whoever wrote the title.
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Male 12,365
[quote]lol they let them take a Cello as carry on baggage?[/quote]

Musicians have been known to take instruments, even quite large ones, with them. It usually costs extra though, perhaps to the extent of having to buy two tickets. So a cello is unlikely to count as carry on baggage, but it might well be in the passenger section with the musician. They tend to not like to have their instruments in a cargo hold, which might well not good environmental conditions for a delicate and expensive instrument.

A vulture was stopped from boarding a plane because it was carrying two dead and slightly rotten animals. After some consideration, the vulture was allowed to take its carrion.

:)
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Male 12,365
I`m curious - what is the native language of the person who wrote the title?

Genuine question - I have a slight interest in how grammar differs between different languages.

I was speaking to a German recently about ancient history and the links between England and Germany, particularly in language (Old English was a Germanic language). He learnt English by exposure to it (from English tourists) rather than in classes and as a result picked up vocabulary first and the rest later, so for a while he spoke English with partly German grammar...and sounded like Shakespeare.

I find the commonalities and differences between languages interesting, so my question is a genuine one and not sarcasm.
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Male 265
The people in the cabin look like my family at Christmas time. "Take one with MY camera." "Oh, wait, take one with MY camera!"
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Male 13,624
My fly never have delay
My fly flies in air no stop
and land fly stop
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Female 511
Your fly have delay? I always figured the people behind IAB had a decent grasp of English but apparently I overestimated them.
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Female 2,549
@dead kittens. yes ,can take cello in the cabin, they buy a ticket for it. Delicate instrument to risk a cargo
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Male 5,874
Glad someone recorded this, My fly have never been delayed, so the pleasance have been missed up to now.
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Male 1,252
lol they let them take a Cello as carry on baggage? Looks a bit like a promotion type performance for pooty delays.
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Male 439
Want to take another shot at that headline? How long does it take to proofread 12 words?
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Male 4,431
Why in the world are there 156 thumbs down on that video?! That was an epic performance! Bravo!!!
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Male 675
No phones at concerts! GOD DAMMIT!
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Male 329
Fly is a thing that buzzes around. A flight is what these people had delayed.
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Male 2,516
lucky people!
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Male 5,081
Link: What To Do When Your Fly Have Delay? [Rate Link] - Philadelphia Orchestra knows it.
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