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Date: 06/17/13 07:12 PM

25 Responses to Welcome to Texas [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of SweepOfDeath
    SweepOfDeath Male 18-29
    938 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 6:16 pm
    Link: Welcome to Texas - You know the saying ``Don`t mess with Texas``? Uh, yeah.
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    geckohead Female 50-59
    591 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 7:27 pm
    Our governor is a woman hating, coyote killing, big haired, pointy toed dingbat.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 7:29 pm
    texas lost to Colorado in the war
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    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 7:45 pm
    steers n queers
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 8:36 pm
    And you don`t look much like a steer, Pvt Cowboy, so that kind of narrows it down.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 10:14 pm
    Quaking in my boots.
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    Naitsirhc88 Male 18-29
    392 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 10:48 pm
    it fills me with Texas Pride to live in a city that Texas once considered selling to New Mexico.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7605 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 11:17 pm
    Not that I was tempted, but one place I would rather not visit thank you - and there was me hearing about all that southern hospitality.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 12:16 am
    Least you know where you stand
    no beating about the bush,
    I like it, need this in Blighty
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 12:27 am
    ... And as many as 20% of the executions we carry out turn out to be against innocent people.

    I guess when you encourage gunfights AND prosecute for killing another, you NEED that many prisons.

    When are we going to insist that these uneducated 3rd world asshats secede as they keep threatening to?
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    CAP9993 Male 18-29
    167 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 2:20 am
    Everyone is more than ready to bash on Texas, but it`s funny that all over the state I see people from all over the US looking for jobs. Sure Texas is screwed in some ways, but damn we sure do have a lot of jobs.
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    normalfreak2 Male 18-29
    4065 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 4:40 am
    texas is a great place with "booming" jobs if you don`wt mind that your company can take shortcuts and blow up entire neighborhoods. Also not saying Texas isn`t a great place it`s just not for me
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 5:45 am
    @CAP9993
    so says the guy from Europe
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 5:54 am
    Sure Texas is screwed in some ways, but damn we sure do have a lot of jobs.
    This was the same as the province I just moved from. I, for one, wouldn`t be proud of the number of prisons I have, but then we don`t privatize ours. I`m also going to go out on a limb and assume that most of the jobs in Texas have to do with natural resources, that`s why my old province wasn`t really bothered by the recession, and why it is currently listed as the city in Canada with the most employment, or at least fewest job seekers per job posting, at around 40 to 1. I`d be somewhat concerned about Dutch disease if a place is putting too much emphasis on natural resources though.
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1096 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 7:27 am
    I could not show this to my husband because then we wouldn`t be able to shut up about Texas because he is originally from there..I am sure he has seen this sign already anyway..I love him very much, but sometimes he drives me nuts with the whole Texan BS...
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 7:29 am
    The "Don`t Mess With Texas" ad campaign was for littering that got out of control and turned into a pissing match with everything. I live here and can`t stand what it turned into.

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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 7:40 am
    "it`s funny that all over the state I see people from all over the US looking for jobs"

    It`s because of your vast untapped natural resources; but you don`t have to move to Texas to cash in, just go long NYSE:CXW

    "When are we going to insist that these uneducated 3rd world asshats secede as they keep threatening to?"

    But then you`d have a longer border to secure from all the uneducated 3rd world asshats.

    I shouldn`t complain. Hong Kong has a tiny border, but 1.3bn uneducated 3rd world asshats on the other side.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 8:37 am
    patchgrabber: Alberta boy, huh?
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    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 9:39 am
    Am I the only one finding humor in this?!
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 9:47 am
    "Our own Independent Republic since 1836. REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!"

    *Crossed out in red ink and replaced with- "Dude no you`re not. How many times have we been over this?-Mgmt."
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 9:55 am
    patchgrabber: Alberta boy, huh?
    Saskatchewan actually. Now Nova Scotia.
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    pazerlenis Male 40-49
    1380 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 6:57 pm
    What amazes me with this attitude is the fact that these gun owners seem to think they are immune to other people`s guns if they have one themselves. You can still die to a bullet, even if you have a concealed weapon.
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    gary8162 Male 40-49
    939 posts
    June 19, 2013 at 2:44 am
    What amazes me with this attitude is the fact that these gun owners seem to think they are immune to other people`s guns

    Actually, gun owners are much more aware of other people out there that have guns. We just automatically assume it. Yes, we can still die from a bullet but the odds of survival are much more in our favor.
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    Adcro Male 18-29
    369 posts
    June 19, 2013 at 3:16 am
    It`s the equivalent of "WELCOME TO TEXAS!" *grabs the front of your shirt, "now listen here, boy..."
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    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    June 21, 2013 at 12:12 am
    "REMEMBER THE ALAMO!" we sure got our asses handed to us that day, didn`t we. (I`m from Texas so no b!tching)

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