Welcome to Texas [Pic]

Submitted by: SweepOfDeath 4 years ago in Misc

You know the saying ""Don"t mess with Texas""? Uh, yeah.
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Male 770
"REMEMBER THE ALAMO!" we sure got our asses handed to us that day, didn`t we. (I`m from Texas so no b!tching)
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Male 369
It`s the equivalent of "WELCOME TO TEXAS!" *grabs the front of your shirt, "now listen here, boy..."
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Male 946
[quote]What amazes me with this attitude is the fact that these gun owners seem to think they are immune to other people`s guns [/quote]

Actually, gun owners are much more aware of other people out there that have guns. We just automatically assume it. Yes, we can still die from a bullet but the odds of survival are much more in our favor.
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Male 1,380
What amazes me with this attitude is the fact that these gun owners seem to think they are immune to other people`s guns if they have one themselves. You can still die to a bullet, even if you have a concealed weapon.
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Male 5,811
[quote]patchgrabber: Alberta boy, huh?[/quote]
Saskatchewan actually. Now Nova Scotia.
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Female 2,228
"Our own Independent Republic since 1836. REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!"

*Crossed out in red ink and replaced with- "Dude no you`re not. How many times have we been over this?-Mgmt."
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Female 2,509
Am I the only one finding humor in this?!
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Female 6,381
patchgrabber: Alberta boy, huh?
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Male 14,862
"it`s funny that all over the state I see people from all over the US looking for jobs"

It`s because of your vast untapped natural resources; but you don`t have to move to Texas to cash in, just go long NYSE:CXW

"When are we going to insist that these uneducated 3rd world asshats secede as they keep threatening to?"

But then you`d have a longer border to secure from all the uneducated 3rd world asshats.

I shouldn`t complain. Hong Kong has a tiny border, but 1.3bn uneducated 3rd world asshats on the other side.
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Male 3,061
The "Don`t Mess With Texas" ad campaign was for littering that got out of control and turned into a pissing match with everything. I live here and can`t stand what it turned into.

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Female 1,167
I could not show this to my husband because then we wouldn`t be able to shut up about Texas because he is originally from there..I am sure he has seen this sign already anyway..I love him very much, but sometimes he drives me nuts with the whole Texan BS...
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Male 5,811
[quote]Sure Texas is screwed in some ways, but damn we sure do have a lot of jobs.[/quote]
This was the same as the province I just moved from. I, for one, wouldn`t be proud of the number of prisons I have, but then we don`t privatize ours. I`m also going to go out on a limb and assume that most of the jobs in Texas have to do with natural resources, that`s why my old province wasn`t really bothered by the recession, and why it is currently listed as the city in Canada with the most employment, or at least fewest job seekers per job posting, at around 40 to 1. I`d be somewhat concerned about Dutch disease if a place is putting too much emphasis on natural resources though.
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Male 3,708
@CAP9993
so says the guy from Europe
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Male 6,981
texas is a great place with "booming" jobs if you don`wt mind that your company can take shortcuts and blow up entire neighborhoods. Also not saying Texas isn`t a great place it`s just not for me
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Male 167
Everyone is more than ready to bash on Texas, but it`s funny that all over the state I see people from all over the US looking for jobs. Sure Texas is screwed in some ways, but damn we sure do have a lot of jobs.
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Male 1,983
... And as many as 20% of the executions we carry out turn out to be against innocent people.

I guess when you encourage gunfights AND prosecute for killing another, you NEED that many prisons.

When are we going to insist that these uneducated 3rd world asshats secede as they keep threatening to?
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Male 13,626
Least you know where you stand
no beating about the bush,
I like it, need this in Blighty
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Female 7,873
Not that I was tempted, but one place I would rather not visit thank you - and there was me hearing about all that southern hospitality.
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Male 392
it fills me with Texas Pride to live in a city that Texas once considered selling to New Mexico.
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Male 3,894
Quaking in my boots.
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Male 14,862
And you don`t look much like a steer, Pvt Cowboy, so that kind of narrows it down.
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Male 771
steers n queers
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Male 3,708
texas lost to Colorado in the war
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Female 592
Our governor is a woman hating, coyote killing, big haired, pointy toed dingbat.
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Male 938
Link: Welcome to Texas [Pic] [Rate Link] - You know the saying ``Don`t mess with Texas``? Uh, yeah.
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