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Top 10 Worst Celebrity Attempts At Music Careers

Paris Hilton – Paris Hilton”s biggest talent is proving that she is completely talentless.

Joey Lawrence – The guy that used to say “Whoa!” on Blossom. This song should have been called “Nothin” My Whoa Can”t Fix.”

Steven Seagal – When he”s not making terrible movies, Steven Seagal is pretending to be an old timey blues man.

Brooke Hogan – Hulk Hogans baby girl tries to sing.

Hulk Hogan – Where Brooke got her talent to suck at singing?

Jerome Flynn – I hope that the people who run Game Of Thrones know about Jerome Flynn”s special talents.

Jada Pinkett Smith – Well she is married to Will smith, she has that to fall back on.

Clint Eastwood – His next album called is “Chair To Believe” and it”s all duets with an empty chair.

Lindsay Lohan – Lindsay was tired of people making up lies about her. Uhhhh, sure.

Ricky Gervais – Gervais was a musician way before he was an actor.

Raven-Symone – The former star of That”s So Raven. Hey, she gave it a shot. Maybe she should do a Kickstarter to raise funds for a writer?


Some are bad some are good, and some are hard to believe, but they all tried and they all failed.

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Date: 06/22/13 05:50 PM

21 Responses to Top 10 Worst Celebrity Attempts At Music Careers

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    June 22, 2013 at 5:52 pm
    Link: Top 10 Worst Celebrity Attempts At Music Careers - Some are bad some are good, and some are hard to believe, but they all tried and they all failed.
  2. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2345 posts
    June 22, 2013 at 6:03 pm
    hogans beat sounds like its outta a 90s side scrolling fighting game
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    June 22, 2013 at 6:12 pm

    Steven Segal was surprisingly good.
  4. Profile photo of RytWing
    RytWing Male 30-39
    316 posts
    June 22, 2013 at 6:17 pm
    Where`s Leonard Nimoy?
  5. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    June 22, 2013 at 6:45 pm
    How come no one uses the chat anymore?
  6. Profile photo of gary8162
    gary8162 Male 40-49
    933 posts
    June 22, 2013 at 7:45 pm
    Let`s not forgetJohn Travolta singing "Let her In". This is classic lip syncing.
  7. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    June 22, 2013 at 9:11 pm

    Good one Gary8162, John Travolta is... why he`s GREASE LIGHTENIN`

    But does any actor / singer beat Bill Shatner?
    ROCKET MAN
  8. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1249 posts
    June 22, 2013 at 9:24 pm
    No Eddie Murphy or Bruce Willis in this list? For shame.
  9. Profile photo of ak2nc1
    ak2nc1 Female 18-29
    860 posts
    June 22, 2013 at 9:27 pm
    Jada pinkett smith was absolutely horrible.
  10. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 22, 2013 at 11:37 pm
    I actually remember that Joey Lawrence one. Ugh. Segal wasn`t as bad as I thought he would be, though.
  11. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    June 22, 2013 at 11:58 pm
    Surely anything by Scarlett Johansson beats most on this list, and may be a contender for William Shatner`s coveted spot.

    For example:
    I hate your ears by Scarlett Johansson

    It`s a good thing I`m beautiful because I can`t sing by Scarlett Johansson

    For the love of God please make it stop by Scarlett Johansson
  12. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 4:49 am
    Ricky`s got an `80s Bowie going on, doesnt he?
  13. Profile photo of OhNoFrodo
    OhNoFrodo Male 30-39
    333 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 5:21 am
    For me the worst ever was Hasselhoff`s train wreck of a music career....case in point YouTube his "concert" at the Berlin Wall.
  14. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 7:36 am
    "I hate your ears by Scarlett Johansson"
    XD!!!!!!!!!!!*falls out of chair*

    I think it`s "If you`re going to sing `hippy chick,` you need to play an instrument to complete the package."
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 9:07 am
    Lee Marvin "Wandering Star"
    Richard Harris "McCarthur Park"
    Even worse is musicians who think they can act...
    BeeGees and Peter Frampton "Sgt. Pepper"
    Olivia Newton John "Grease"
  16. Profile photo of DingDingDong
    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 12:07 pm

    I`ll admit it: I think Paris Hilton`s song is pretty good.
  17. Profile photo of psychoti
    psychoti Male 18-29
    198 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 8:14 pm
    Andy Murray did a rap album. Or song. Something like that, it was called "Autograph" and it was terrible.
  18. Profile photo of Zismo
    Zismo Male 18-29
    1013 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 10:41 pm
    Dee Dee Ramone rap album.
  19. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    June 24, 2013 at 1:09 am
    Bruce Willis - Under The Broadwalk
  20. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    June 24, 2013 at 1:11 am
    David Hasselhoff - Looking for Freedom
  21. Profile photo of CynicalGamer
    CynicalGamer Male 40-49
    450 posts
    June 24, 2013 at 2:43 am
    Everyone poos on Paris (hehe) but if it was a guy he would just be a playboy and wouldn`t be criticized for living her lifestyle. I mean sure, she`s a bitch but i`d hit it. Penicillin is cheap.

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