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Date: 06/16/13 10:55 AM

13 Responses to There Are Two Kinds Of Preachers… [Pic]

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 12:58 pm
    Link: There Are Two Kinds Of Preachers... - Gentle or Christ! Have you heard of him Mother F*cker?!
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    June 16, 2013 at 11:14 am
    The guy in the second clip probably owed his pastor some money.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    June 16, 2013 at 11:17 am
    how is trying to drown people going to get them closer to anything?
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6895 posts
    June 16, 2013 at 11:32 am
    Come on guys. That is for safety.

    Black people can`t swim. You can dunk the white kid for a few seconds. No biggie. You gotta get the black lady in and out as quickly as possible so she doesn`t drown.

    By the way, if you believe in a god that wants you to be dunked in an inflatable pool to show how much you love him you may want to search for a different imaginary friend.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7596 posts
    June 16, 2013 at 11:40 am
    One apperas to be dunking a light young man in a custom made stone pool, the other dunking a erm, heavyset.. woman in a paddling pool. False equivalence if ever I saw it.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    June 16, 2013 at 11:41 am
    As far as I know, some species of cleric made a little cross on my forehead with a wet finger and I was part of God`s fold. Fortunately, a few years of good attendance at church and Sunday school cured me of any desire to continue with such nonsense.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    June 16, 2013 at 11:45 am
    No, no, no!! You`re mistaken: This wasn`t a baptism. It was an exorcism...

    "Blue Hat Demon-HAH!!! Gonna SHAKE you-the-f*ck-loose from this parishner-HAH!!! I LOOSE YOU-HAH!!!"
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    June 16, 2013 at 1:23 pm
    but neither of them have a better grasp of the truth...
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    June 16, 2013 at 1:24 pm
    @HolyGod - wait a minute, that was a lady???
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    June 16, 2013 at 2:45 pm
    We gon` waterboard jeebus into yo ass.
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    Zismo Male 18-29
    1054 posts
    June 16, 2013 at 4:09 pm
    The second preacher is exorcising the gay out of him.
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    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    June 16, 2013 at 6:21 pm
    I like the holy above ground pool
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    June 17, 2013 at 12:41 am
    Mad feckers

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