There Are Two Kinds Of Preachers... [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago Weird



Gentle or Christ! Have you heard of him Mother F*cker?!
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Male 13,624
Mad feckers
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Male 1,136
I like the holy above ground pool
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Male 1,056
The second preacher is exorcising the gay out of him.
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Male 2,096
We gon` waterboard jeebus into yo ass.
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Male 1,178
@HolyGod - wait a minute, that was a lady???
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Male 1,178
but neither of them have a better grasp of the truth...
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Male 5,608
No, no, no!! You`re mistaken: This wasn`t a baptism. It was an exorcism...

"Blue Hat Demon-HAH!!! Gonna SHAKE you-the-f*ck-loose from this parishner-HAH!!! I LOOSE YOU-HAH!!!"
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Female 6,381
As far as I know, some species of cleric made a little cross on my forehead with a wet finger and I was part of God`s fold. Fortunately, a few years of good attendance at church and Sunday school cured me of any desire to continue with such nonsense.
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Female 7,838
One apperas to be dunking a light young man in a custom made stone pool, the other dunking a erm, heavyset.. woman in a paddling pool. False equivalence if ever I saw it.
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Male 7,924
Come on guys. That is for safety.

Black people can`t swim. You can dunk the white kid for a few seconds. No biggie. You gotta get the black lady in and out as quickly as possible so she doesn`t drown.

By the way, if you believe in a god that wants you to be dunked in an inflatable pool to show how much you love him you may want to search for a different imaginary friend.
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Female 4,349
how is trying to drown people going to get them closer to anything?
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Male 7,031
The guy in the second clip probably owed his pastor some money.
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Female 8,044
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