The Secret Of Levitation

Submitted by: MrOrange 4 years ago in Misc

damn, and here i was meditating my ass off
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Male 11,739
You mean it`s fake? I`m stunned. :/
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Female 2,691
That said, I did once upon a time know a guy who could do the levitation for real. All that he required, was an order of ten bean and beef burritos, a case of beer, and some time alone, to "get in the mood."
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Female 2,691
And in late-breaking news... sorry, never mind.
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Male 4,310
duh
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Male 697
is there anyone left who didn`t know how these worked?
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Male 5,872
Imagine my surprise.
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Male 840
They should have a spoiler alert warning on this post. Next thing you know, they will say Peter Pan can`t really fly and that I have been thinking happy thoughts all these years for nothing.
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Male 172
Laaaaammmeeee!
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Male 2,419
@squrlz

I know! i feel ripped of, i`m going to reclaim my yoga membership fees. i`m outraged!
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Male 7,031

It`s common knowledge that only kung fu masters can fly ...

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Male 6,227
~Squrlz is shocked and outraged~

=O.O= You mean all that meditating and chanting I`ve been doing--all those asanas and whatever-you-call-`ems--has been for NOTHING? WTF man?!
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Female 6,381
This is why so many of us jumped on the bus levitation trick a couple of days ago. As Peakingo says, people cannot fly, levitate, etc., and when you see a trick with this in your mind, it is surprising how often the method becomes clear.
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Male 761
Here`s a rule of thumb to remember everyone. People can not fly, hover, float, levitate, etc... it`s impossible. It`s a trick. If this was possible, then there would be a billion dollar industry teaching this skills.

Why keep something this monumental secret when you could be Jay-Z rich!
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Male 74
@drawman
He did it the exact same way, except his seat contraption is made of 3 parts that connect instead of a single piece. I`ll let you figure out what the pieces are.
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Male 7,774
I knew this one but how do you explain Special head who walked onto the stage on AGT?
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Male 4,891

NO S#IT SHERLOCK!!!

Only an effin R-tard would be shocked by this.
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Male 2,419
Link: The Secret Of Levitation [Rate Link] - damn, and here i was meditating my ass off
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