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Date: 06/29/13 05:34 PM

17 Responses to The Secret Of Levitation

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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    June 29, 2013 at 5:34 pm
    Link: The Secret Of Levitation - damn, and here i was meditating my ass off
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    June 29, 2013 at 5:53 pm

    NO S#IT SHERLOCK!!!

    Only an effin R-tard would be shocked by this.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7740 posts
    June 29, 2013 at 5:57 pm
    I knew this one but how do you explain Special head who walked onto the stage on AGT?
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    killerkonnat Male 18-29
    74 posts
    June 29, 2013 at 6:46 pm
    @drawman
    He did it the exact same way, except his seat contraption is made of 3 parts that connect instead of a single piece. I`ll let you figure out what the pieces are.
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    peakingo Male 30-39
    761 posts
    June 29, 2013 at 7:27 pm
    Here`s a rule of thumb to remember everyone. People can not fly, hover, float, levitate, etc... it`s impossible. It`s a trick. If this was possible, then there would be a billion dollar industry teaching this skills.

    Why keep something this monumental secret when you could be Jay-Z rich!
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    June 29, 2013 at 7:57 pm
    This is why so many of us jumped on the bus levitation trick a couple of days ago. As Peakingo says, people cannot fly, levitate, etc., and when you see a trick with this in your mind, it is surprising how often the method becomes clear.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    June 29, 2013 at 8:58 pm
    ~Squrlz is shocked and outraged~

    =O.O= You mean all that meditating and chanting I`ve been doing--all those asanas and whatever-you-call-`ems--has been for NOTHING? WTF man?!
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    June 29, 2013 at 9:15 pm

    It`s common knowledge that only kung fu masters can fly ...

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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    June 29, 2013 at 10:56 pm
    @squrlz

    I know! i feel ripped of, i`m going to reclaim my yoga membership fees. i`m outraged!
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    HQampersand Male 18-29
    172 posts
    June 30, 2013 at 12:38 am
    Laaaaammmeeee!
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    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    June 30, 2013 at 1:19 am
    They should have a spoiler alert warning on this post. Next thing you know, they will say Peter Pan can`t really fly and that I have been thinking happy thoughts all these years for nothing.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    June 30, 2013 at 1:21 am
    Imagine my surprise.
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    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    June 30, 2013 at 5:13 am
    is there anyone left who didn`t know how these worked?
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    June 30, 2013 at 9:49 pm
    duh
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    June 30, 2013 at 10:04 pm
    And in late-breaking news... sorry, never mind.
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    June 30, 2013 at 10:06 pm
    That said, I did once upon a time know a guy who could do the levitation for real. All that he required, was an order of ten bean and beef burritos, a case of beer, and some time alone, to "get in the mood."
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 1, 2013 at 1:35 pm
    You mean it`s fake? I`m stunned. :/

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