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Date: 06/23/13 11:18 AM

20 Responses to Spock Was Smooth [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 11:22 am
    Link: Spock Was Smooth - Even Kirk was amazed by that line.
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 11:30 am
    Schmoove indeed.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 11:31 am
    im totally stealing that line.
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    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 11:49 am
    Look at that fat bitch.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 11:51 am
    Spock was fine to let Kirk have the limelight most of the time--he only felt the need to breed once every seven years--but that doesn`t mean he couldn`t turn it on if he needed to! :-P
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 11:58 am
    im totally stealing that line.

    How are you going to convince her you are a Vulcan?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 12:04 pm
    The skimpy outfits they put those girls in!
    *sigh*
    They don`t make TV like that anymore!
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 12:06 pm

    Of course after they got back to the ship, and Spock had time to think about it, he realized just how corny his pick-up line really was ...

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36200 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 12:12 pm

    Of course Spock is smooth.
    He learned from the galactic master - Capt. Suave himself.

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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4756 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 12:28 pm
    "The skimpy outfits they put those girls in!
    *sigh*
    They don`t make TV like that anymore!"

    No. Now the kids are just watching full nudity and simulated sex.
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2210 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 3:55 pm
    When Kirk`s lines didn`t work, he`d fall back to his old stand by... Hit Em...
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 3:59 pm
    "How are you going to convince her you are a Vulcan?"

    my ears are pointy enough. as long as i stick to blonde chicks like the master himself i should be fine.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 6:25 pm
    Suddenly...

    Spock realized: "Jim has been down there on Planet Polyamorous 6 for an awful long time. He just told us to go around for another orbit. I don`t think he`s made contact with Madam Minister Vacforce- Oh..."
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36200 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 6:35 pm

    Time for the Vulcan Vag Pinch

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36200 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 6:38 pm

    "Hey bitch. You are Pon Far Out!"

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36200 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 6:40 pm
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 9:48 pm
    "Look at that fat bitch." She`s about optimum for me. I like em cut.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36200 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 9:55 pm

    Spock sexier than the Captain?

    Wait till Kirk `ears about this!
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3774 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 11:17 pm
    Vulcan Vag Pinch.

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    June 24, 2013 at 10:31 am
    Why, Mr Spock, you smooth talking f****r

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