Spock Was Smooth [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago in Funny

Even Kirk was amazed by that line.
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Male 7,775
Why, Mr Spock, you smooth talking f****r
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Female 4,086
Vulcan Vag Pinch.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
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Male 38,468

Spock sexier than the Captain?

Wait till Kirk `ears about this!
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Male 14,827
"Look at that fat bitch." She`s about optimum for me. I like em cut.
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Male 38,468
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Male 38,468

"Hey bitch. You are Pon Far Out!"

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Male 38,468

Time for the Vulcan Vag Pinch

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Male 5,617
Suddenly...

Spock realized: "Jim has been down there on Planet Polyamorous 6 for an awful long time. He just told us to go around for another orbit. I don`t think he`s made contact with Madam Minister Vacforce- Oh..."
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Male 3,745
"How are you going to convince her you are a Vulcan?"

my ears are pointy enough. as long as i stick to blonde chicks like the master himself i should be fine.
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Male 5,179
When Kirk`s lines didn`t work, he`d fall back to his old stand by... Hit Em...
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Male 5,814
"The skimpy outfits they put those girls in!
*sigh*
They don`t make TV like that anymore!"

No. Now the kids are just watching full nudity and simulated sex.
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Male 38,468

Of course Spock is smooth.
He learned from the galactic master - Capt. Suave himself.

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Male 7,031

Of course after they got back to the ship, and Spock had time to think about it, he realized just how corny his pick-up line really was ...

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Male 37,762
The skimpy outfits they put those girls in!
*sigh*
They don`t make TV like that anymore!
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Male 1,920
[quote]im totally stealing that line.[/quote]

How are you going to convince her you are a Vulcan?
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Male 4,431
Spock was fine to let Kirk have the limelight most of the time--he only felt the need to breed once every seven years--but that doesn`t mean he couldn`t turn it on if he needed to! :-P
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Male 621
Look at that fat bitch.
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Male 3,745
im totally stealing that line.
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Male 5,094
Schmoove indeed.
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Female 8,044
Link: Spock Was Smooth [Pic] [Rate Link] - Even Kirk was amazed by that line.
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