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Date: 06/25/13 11:25 AM

18 Responses to Man Rips Off His Own Penis

  1. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14654 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 11:27 am
    Link: Man Rips Off His Own Penis - Blames bad `shrooms. Story in credits link below.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 11:35 am
    hmmm- sounds like some pedo went to a middle school to jack off and it got, literally, out of hand. sheesh
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 11:42 am
    Man that must`ve been one bad trip.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4891 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 11:51 am
    Should have just gotten married...she`d have cut it off clean but still, at least, left it usable for when she was in the mood!
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 11:56 am
    I was curious about mushrooms, basically after seeing the second Bridgette Jones movie where it looked so nice. From what I read, the trip you get can really depend on your state of mind when you take them. If you are agitated before, it`ll get worse. That`s why the writer recommended you don`t do `shrooms on your own, at least not the first time. You may need someone to bring you down safely.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 12:03 pm

    It was no big loss.
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    richanddead Male 18-29
    3520 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 12:06 pm
    @lauriloo: Yes and be in a well lit room, with cool music, away from the public, and near a trash can.
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    peakingo Male 30-39
    761 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 12:17 pm
    this girl reminds me of my middle school news team.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 12:56 pm
    Maybe he`s a closet-case and secretly wanted to do the old switcheroo...
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    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 1:26 pm
    This is bloody hilarious! Sure I did shrooms a few times when I was younger. It certainly does alter your perspective on reality. BUT IT SURE AS HELL DOESN`T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE RIPPING YOUR OWN DICK OFF! Stay away from drugs kids. Take one puff of a marijuana cigarette, the next minute, you`ll voluntarily rip your dick off. It`s science.
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 2:22 pm
    Hahaha that`s ypsi for you
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 4:41 pm

    That mushroom trip cost him his mushroom tip!
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4891 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 4:56 pm
    I`ve wanted to tear off someone else`s, on occasion. Didn`t have anything to do with drugs, though.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 6:32 pm
    I like the way this female reporter goes the extra mile.

    Reporter: What had he done to himself?

    Man: Uhh, he had mutilated his genitals. I`m not sure of the details.

    Reporter: Do you have any more details about the genitals?

    Man: Uhh, no. Like I said, I`m not really sure of the details.

    Reporter: Were they able to recover any of the ... parts?

    Man: Uhh, no, I don`t think so.

    Reporter: Were the parts... big?

    Man: Uhh, I`m not sure what you`re getting at.

    Reporter: Do you have any photos of the parts?

    Man: Uhh, no, I don`t.

    Reporter: Can I see *your* parts?

    Man: Uhh, OK, I`m going to have to ask you to leave now.
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 7:43 pm
    Man Rips Off His Own Penis

    Well of course he did, that`s not something you would wanna ask someone to do for you.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 9:05 pm
    Oy Yeh, I vas jus trrrrimming a leetle foreskin left vrom my conversion. Ze negro zeemed inter`sted in vat vas left.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33134 posts
    June 25, 2013 at 11:42 pm
    I...
    I don`t...
    I don`t even...
    Wait, what?...

    Ok then!
    @lauriloo: Nope, this guy was a druggie, not a pedo, he just had a "bad trip" ok?

    @Cajun: Yup! I think that is correct.

    @richanddead: (and @lauriloo too) Having a "wingman" on explorations in drug use is a REALLY good idea!

    @carmium: Um? nope. You`d best reconsider your understandings in the area of transgenderism...

    @KtySpix: Mushrooms are volatile and unpredictable. Multiplied by possible allergic reactions? It`s a (literal) crap shoot: you roll the dice? You take your chances...

    @Squrlz4: *snort*
    Stop! STOP IT!
    You`re killing me dude!

    You too @chalket! ;-)
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    June 26, 2013 at 8:02 am
    So, apparently things are so bad in Michigan, they`re covering the news on a 1980`s era camcorder? Yikes.

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