Man Rips Off His Own Penis

Submitted by: Draculya 4 years ago in Weird

Blames bad "shrooms. Story in credits link below.
There are 18 comments:
Male 1,949
So, apparently things are so bad in Michigan, they`re covering the news on a 1980`s era camcorder? Yikes.
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Male 40,302
I...
I don`t...
I don`t even...
Wait, what?...

Ok then!
@lauriloo: Nope, this guy was a druggie, not a pedo, he just had a "bad trip" ok?

@Cajun: Yup! I think that is correct.

@richanddead: (and @lauriloo too) Having a "wingman" on explorations in drug use is a REALLY good idea!

@carmium: Um? nope. You`d best reconsider your understandings in the area of transgenderism...

@KtySpix: Mushrooms are volatile and unpredictable. Multiplied by possible allergic reactions? It`s a (literal) crap shoot: you roll the dice? You take your chances...

@Squrlz4: *snort*
Stop! STOP IT!
You`re killing me dude!

You too @chalket! ;-)
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Male 2,141
Oy Yeh, I vas jus trrrrimming a leetle foreskin left vrom my conversion. Ze negro zeemed inter`sted in vat vas left.
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Male 2,711
[quote]Man Rips Off His Own Penis[/quote]

Well of course he did, that`s not something you would wanna ask someone to do for you.
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Male 6,227
I like the way this female reporter goes the extra mile.

Reporter: What had he done to himself?

Man: Uhh, he had mutilated his genitals. I`m not sure of the details.

Reporter: Do you have any more details about the genitals?

Man: Uhh, no. Like I said, I`m not really sure of the details.

Reporter: Were they able to recover any of the ... parts?

Man: Uhh, no, I don`t think so.

Reporter: Were the parts... big?

Man: Uhh, I`m not sure what you`re getting at.

Reporter: Do you have any photos of the parts?

Man: Uhh, no, I don`t.

Reporter: Can I see *your* parts?

Man: Uhh, OK, I`m going to have to ask you to leave now.
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Male 6,060
I`ve wanted to tear off someone else`s, on occasion. Didn`t have anything to do with drugs, though.
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Male 4,891

That mushroom trip cost him his mushroom tip!
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Male 2,579
Hahaha that`s ypsi for you
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Male 621
This is bloody hilarious! Sure I did shrooms a few times when I was younger. It certainly does alter your perspective on reality. BUT IT SURE AS HELL DOESN`T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE RIPPING YOUR OWN DICK OFF! Stay away from drugs kids. Take one puff of a marijuana cigarette, the next minute, you`ll voluntarily rip your dick off. It`s science.
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Female 6,381
Maybe he`s a closet-case and secretly wanted to do the old switcheroo...
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Male 761
this girl reminds me of my middle school news team.
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Male 4,099
@lauriloo: Yes and be in a well lit room, with cool music, away from the public, and near a trash can.
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Male 39,554

It was no big loss.
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Female 1,803
I was curious about mushrooms, basically after seeing the second Bridgette Jones movie where it looked so nice. From what I read, the trip you get can really depend on your state of mind when you take them. If you are agitated before, it`ll get worse. That`s why the writer recommended you don`t do `shrooms on your own, at least not the first time. You may need someone to bring you down safely.
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Male 6,060
Should have just gotten married...she`d have cut it off clean but still, at least, left it usable for when she was in the mood!
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Male 10,855
Man that must`ve been one bad trip.
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Female 1,803
hmmm- sounds like some pedo went to a middle school to jack off and it got, literally, out of hand. sheesh
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Male 15,182
Link: Man Rips Off His Own Penis [Rate Link] - Blames bad `shrooms. Story in credits link below.
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