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Date: 06/14/13 08:48 AM

29 Responses to How To Do A New Zealand Accent

  1. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 8:48 am
    Link: How To Do A New Zealand Accent - Now you`ll know how to properly pronounce all of Emmettyville`s swear words.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
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    June 14, 2013 at 9:10 am
    best way to call a kiwi? Beeeeeeeheeeeeheee
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    Daegog Male 30-39
    1359 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 9:12 am
    her teeth are so big i cannot pay attention to what she is saying..

    jaws must be exhausted with chompers that size
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    SageBlue Male 30-39
    70 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 9:21 am
    Bloody hell! I`ve never heard such bollucks in me life.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 9:24 am
    A woman with an Aussie or Kiwi accent = +10 sexy points.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 9:28 am
    Okay watch, I`m going to do my Australian accent. This is an Aussie saying no:

    "NoR."

    ~Squrlz bows to thunderous applause~
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 10:28 am
    @squrlz

    NOw but only the starting sound of the double u would be closer but then again then depends on the region. cuz westies talk like something else altogheter. and lets not get started on brissie or tassie.
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    spreekiller Male 40-49
    46 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 11:24 am
    Be still my dog of war. I understand your pain. We`ve all lost someone we love. But we do it my way!...........I Will Kill her......
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    kvetcher Male 50-59
    213 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 12:21 pm
    Remember a property programme on TV where a Kiwi was explaining why he liked a particular house: "It`s so eerie."
    Interviewer: "What.. haunted?"
    "Nah, eerie, lots of space..."
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
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    June 14, 2013 at 12:56 pm

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    emmettyville Female 40-49
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    June 14, 2013 at 1:20 pm
    Yeah nah, complete rubbish. F ucking australians, cant do a new zealand accent, and we dont speak like that anyway. Well, maybe the retarded ones do, and i dont even think they do.she swears a lot to!Squirz, you are naughty.
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 1:21 pm
    I don`t know, I honestly don`t think I`d be able to tell the difference, (*tries comparing Steve Irwin and this gal mentally*) everyone Down Under sounds like Aussies to me! XD
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 1:23 pm
    eerie airy, I say those exactly the same!
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
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    June 14, 2013 at 1:23 pm
    Yeah nah, complete rubbish. F ucking australians, cant do a new zealand accent, and we dont speak like that anyway. Well, maybe the retarded ones do, and i dont even think they do.she swears a lot to!Squirz, you are naughty.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 1:35 pm
    @ Emmettyville: Complete ribbish, huh? hee hee hee Actually, I like the Kiwi accent and prefer it over the Australian, which is too twangy for my taste (sorry, Aussies!). I liked the video you linked, by the way.

    New Zillend: "Small But Awesim!" =^.^=
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 2:58 pm
    Kiwis accents are soft and rhythmic
    My uncle Ferdy lives in Christchurch
    Aussies are a bit harsher
    take London roosterney mixed with the Queens english
    theres the mix, a mellow stylie ;-)

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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 3:00 pm
    roosterney - C ockney god damn
    its a fecking dialect not a swear word!
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 3:03 pm
    Nowt wrong with the Ozzie lingo mind
    darn sight better than mine
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7738 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 3:33 pm
    Oh dear. Neither correct or funny or clever or attractive. Shan`t be watching her again.
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    Bealzebubble Male 18-29
    352 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 3:45 pm
    It`s quite hard to find a really strong NZ accent these days where I live (Auckland). I think this is because of the number of people born overseas or who are first generation NZers. My cousins have a quite a strong one but they live in Taupo which is a lot smaller and has fewer immigrants.
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    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 3:51 pm
    Apparently my Kiwi "Bay of Plenty" style accent is really strong.. haha
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    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 3:54 pm
    Yeah that is not how we sound though!
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 5:32 pm
    My mom lives in New Zealand, and while she hasn`t picked up the accent, sometimes her housemates answer when I call, and they don`t sound like that.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 6:43 pm
    @ Ani187: Actually, I think the best video regarding Kiwi accents is the one Emmettyville linked to. It`s better than the one I submitted! =^.^=
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    Tupinambis Male 18-29
    568 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 9:48 pm
    He hair reminds me of a sloth`s fur....
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 11:14 pm
    I vote we harrass fancy into giving us our own location thingy fellow nzers, cause this being associated with australia has to stop.
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    misfit77 Male 30-39
    89 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 12:23 am
    she looks like Lumpy (chewbacca`s son)
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    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    June 15, 2013 at 5:45 am
    Meh. Aussies doing a Kiwi accent. Not the height of accuracy.

    Having said that, since living in Australia for a while, when I go back home to NZ for a holiday, I really notice the Kiwi accent. And it sounds quite different depending on where the person is from. Gosh, I miss home sometimes...
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    Laurie23 Female 18-29
    3 posts
    June 16, 2013 at 2:14 am
    Crikey a dingos got me baby

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