How To Deal With Google Glass [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago in Funny

That"s my nefarious plan, and I"m sticking with it. What"s your plan?
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Male 2,670
I`m not such a narcissist that I believe anyone would care to record me, secretly or otherwise.

And wouldn`t a small hidden camera be better for that than Google Glass anyway? I mean, if I see some dude staring at me while saying `Google Glass, record,` I`m pretty much clued in to being filmed.
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Female 1,467
I just don`t want to be tagged as creeping outside your apartment Frank. I mean I can`t be known as your secret stalker it`ll makes it less fun. Tracking of people by a slightly corrupt, minorly bigoted, and marginally incompitant government aside.
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Male 37,764
@Thonius: You are a NAUGHTY person.... I like that! :-)

@Draculya: lolz! Too true!
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Male 14,832
Within 2 years, Glass Bashing will be entered onto the UK public order act as a hate crime.
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Male 987
Ilikelogic, instead of a virus that searches for horse porn, I have a different virus. One that randomly causes the images of fast-moving objects directly at the wearer. I just want to make people dance.
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Male 1,178
@CynicalGamer - right, because it`s so difficult to film someone now without their consent or knowledge. Have you not been on youtube before?
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Male 37,764
[quote]I wouldn`t worry about the 2x4- I bet they walk under a 4x4 fairly quickly.[/quote]
@madduck: Pun Level: Grand Master!



We are not worthy!!!

If "horse p0rn" is banned, just use "catgirl" >^.,^<
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Male 1,178
well actually that wouldn`t work since the phrase would need to start with "OK Glass" and the wearer would have to tilt their head up at the same time.

But whatever... In 20 years time we will probably all be wearing some form of glasses/contact lenses like these.
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Male 450
@BoredFrank - You are ok with a bunch of techtards recording everything you do without your consent or knowledge? If this is the case I will sell you my house here in the gool ol USofA. :D
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Female 1,478
It was funny when I saw it weeks ago. I think, more recently, I saw something else saying Google won`t "allow" porn on Google Glass.
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Male 530
Soon enough all the horse fetishists will be wearing them.
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Male 2,670
I don`t understand the hostility toward Google Glass either. Would someone please explain?
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Male 550
Or a hackers contest for a virus doing the horse search thing now and then, based on some normal input by the user.
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Male 8,132
Hahaha. Look at the generational difference here.

Old people are funny.
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Female 7,866
I wouldn`t worry about the 2x4- I bet they walk under a 4x4 fairly quickly.
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Female 4,086
agree with gerry. simple solutions to simple problems are always the best.
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Male 299
Why would someone be terribly annoyed by that?
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Female 1,540
Or replace "Horse F*ck" with "Echidna Penis".
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Male 3,436
what the hell is every ones beef with google glass? dont you get it people? they finally took something out dragon ball z and made it real. next theyll be making capsules!!! now we just play the waiting game.
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Male 38,468

To complicated.
Can`t we just hit them with a 2x4?
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Male 3,285
Pity it doesnt work like that and is keyed to the operators voice. But ok.
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Female 8,044
Link: How To Deal With Google Glass [Pic] [Rate Link] - That`s my nefarious plan, and I`m sticking with it. What`s your plan?
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