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Date: 06/27/13 07:20 PM

17 Responses to Funny Names For Farts [Pic+]

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36861 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 7:17 pm
    Link: Funny Names For Farts - What do you call it? Colon Cough? Bench Warmer?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36861 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 7:52 pm

    Bootie Burps & Sphincter whistles.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 7:54 pm
    The Death Eater: A fart that hovers overhead like a dark cloud.

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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 8:36 pm
    If I try too hard to make a booty pooty it might end up being a booty dooty.

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36861 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 8:42 pm

    Bum-son Burners

    mouse on a motorcycle
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 9:07 pm
    The dirt bike.

    It sounds like a two-stroke engine and you can `throttle` it.

    I got mad skillz...
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 9:14 pm
    crop dusting- farting while you walk
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 9:18 pm
    we used to make fun of my mom when she would fart on the toilet just right and it sounded like she was playing a note on a trumpet.
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    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 11:23 pm
    Well I don`t what you call it, but here we call this art...
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    monsterzero Male 40-49
    356 posts
    June 28, 2013 at 4:57 am
    The Mexican mud bubbles-Juicy wet farts after a night of drinking Corona and tequila.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36861 posts
    June 28, 2013 at 6:15 am

    Exhume the dinner corpse

    Ass flapper

    Turd tremor

    if you shart it`s a "butt dumpling"
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36861 posts
    June 28, 2013 at 6:19 am

    Just before yell real loud

    FIRE IN THE HOLE!
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4916 posts
    June 28, 2013 at 6:31 am
    Well i will say one fart name but in italian "susina,silenziosa ma assassina" (plum,silent but deadly)
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    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    June 28, 2013 at 7:46 am
    for those who remember ....
    Here I sit brokenhearted
    Paid a dime and only farted
    yesterday I took a chance
    saved a dime and sh* t my pants
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    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    June 28, 2013 at 7:49 am
    Ass Blaster....

    I always liked the ones in church that would just reverberate of the pew and would ironically generate an eery silence...save for a couple of snicker from kids!!!
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    June 28, 2013 at 9:19 am


    Here I sit with a broken pooper.
    Just gave birth to another state trooper.
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    stk5m Male 18-29
    322 posts
    June 29, 2013 at 9:34 am
    The worst one of the all is the "Oh god, what the hell did I eat?!"

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