Funny Names For Farts [Pic+]

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 3 years ago Funny

What do you call it? Colon Cough? Bench Warmer?
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Male 322
The worst one of the all is the "Oh god, what the hell did I eat?!"
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Male 4,893


Here I sit with a broken pooper.
Just gave birth to another state trooper.
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Male 1,016
Ass Blaster....

I always liked the ones in church that would just reverberate of the pew and would ironically generate an eery silence...save for a couple of snicker from kids!!!
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Male 1,016
for those who remember ....
Here I sit brokenhearted
Paid a dime and only farted
yesterday I took a chance
saved a dime and sh* t my pants
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Male 5,019
Well i will say one fart name but in italian "susina,silenziosa ma assassina" (plum,silent but deadly)
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Male 37,914

Just before yell real loud

FIRE IN THE HOLE!
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Male 37,914

Exhume the dinner corpse

Ass flapper

Turd tremor

if you shart it`s a "butt dumpling"
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Male 358
The Mexican mud bubbles-Juicy wet farts after a night of drinking Corona and tequila.
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Male 1,569
Well I don`t what you call it, but here we call this art...
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Female 1,803
we used to make fun of my mom when she would fart on the toilet just right and it sounded like she was playing a note on a trumpet.
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Female 1,803
crop dusting- farting while you walk
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Male 2,436
The dirt bike.

It sounds like a two-stroke engine and you can `throttle` it.

I got mad skillz...
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Male 37,914

Bum-son Burners

mouse on a motorcycle
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Male 2,841
If I try too hard to make a booty pooty it might end up being a booty dooty.

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Male 17,512
The Death Eater: A fart that hovers overhead like a dark cloud.

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Male 37,914

Bootie Burps & Sphincter whistles.
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Male 37,914
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