Flying Tortoise

Submitted by: WorldOfJames 3 years ago Funny

Dream big kids, and you too can make your wishes come true
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Female 2,415
Loved it!
I am a little crazy about turtles and tortoises, though... *shifty eyes* made me laugh harder than it should have, maybe.
@richanddead, glad you didn`t get bitten; thanks for trying to help! I keep a crowbar in my trunk for the snapping turtles I try to help.
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Male 978
hey yeah this is OC, glad some people enjoyed it!
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Male 3,949
Saw a turtle a little bigger than this crossing the road last week. It was around 6am so I figured "I`ll get him off the road before traffic starts." He had some mud on his back but I could see orange marks, i said" wow its a huge box turtle." I picked it up just like in the video and started to walk with it.

SNAP! This huge head comes out and nearly bites off my thumb. It was a big snapping turtle! I dropped him on the road but he started slowly chasing me hissing. What an a$$hole, I hope he got hit.


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Female 2,509
WTF are the Pratchett fans!
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Male 7,775
At least he wasn`t throwing them around which I half expected.
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Male 36,512
@WorldOfJames: You make this? Then I for one approve! :-)

Keep up the fine work fellow Bored Person!
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Male 1,311
I want to make my foot fly into the side of his head so badly.
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Male 1,377
Is this Original content made by WorldOfJames? Thats the name on the YouTube account. Is that you flying the turtle around James?
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Male 37,890
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Male 5,014
This guy is lucky, usualy when you take up tortoises they tend to shat like there is no toworrow. Is a form of defense i think.
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Female 2,509
I approve
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Male 37,890

After that flying snake, I was fully prepared to believe in a flying tortoise.
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Male 978
Link: Flying Tortoise [Rate Link] - Dream big kids, and you too can make your wishes come true
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