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Date: 06/11/13 05:13 PM

21 Responses to Excuse Me Sir… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LikeIGiveASh
    LikeIGiveASh Female 13-17
    443 posts
    June 11, 2013 at 5:00 pm
    Link: Excuse Me Sir... - ... Your shirt seems to have come undone, let me fix that for you.
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    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    June 11, 2013 at 5:21 pm
    Thanks, spiderbro.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 11, 2013 at 5:21 pm
    I just crapped my pants. If I had been the person in that shirt, the incident would have been on the evening news.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33090 posts
    June 11, 2013 at 5:31 pm
    SQUEEE~ Jumping spider!

    Ahem! (deep, manly voice) I mean, yes, it`s a spider...

    (I`m crazy about jumping spiders...)
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    June 11, 2013 at 5:37 pm
    This particular beshirted man lives in Australia...

    Now none of you will ever sleep again, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
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    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    June 11, 2013 at 5:43 pm
    aww
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    June 11, 2013 at 5:57 pm

    Aragog! Get back in your cupboard.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 11, 2013 at 6:33 pm
    Had to do some reading but most all of these jumping spiders are not harmful to humans.

    They are carnivorous and eat many different kinds of insects, but don`t build webs.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    June 11, 2013 at 7:31 pm
    Well, after reading CrakrJak`s info, I`ll admit I think he (or she) looks rather cute--as spiders go.
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    donk Male 30-39
    103 posts
    June 11, 2013 at 7:55 pm
    Harmless my ass I got bit on the elbow by a jumping spider on saturday and my elbow swelled up twice it normal size. I got cellulitis, joint and wrist pain along with nausea. I went to the doctor and he said it should subside in 5 days so they are far from harmless. They rarely bite humans unless the are threatened. In my case I got bit when I was asleep and I found the little bugger dead on my floor the morning I got bit
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33090 posts
    June 11, 2013 at 8:33 pm
    @donk: I`d say that`s more like an allergic reaction than the venom itself. Almost all "jumping spiders" are very small, it`s hard to imagine getting bitten by one BUT of course it is possible.

    Just like bee stings: if you`re not allergic it`s no big deal. But if you ARE then it could be lethal.

    Giant Centipede bites: (for example) their venom will harm humans for sure, but not permanently or fatally (unless you`re allergic, then it`s 100% deadly).
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 11, 2013 at 8:36 pm
    donk: That was likely a brown recluse spider, aka fiddleback spider.

    These days (after being in the hospital) I don`t take any chances, they all get squashed.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    June 11, 2013 at 9:11 pm
    Awwww
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    June 12, 2013 at 1:22 am
    Crakr: Not a fiddle-back. I`m convinced this one`s a fiddlefront spider.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    June 12, 2013 at 5:09 am
    When I was a boy I used to love collecting and handling insects (and you wouldn`t believe the amount of times that just came out as the typo `insest`).... I don`t know what happened between then and now but over the years i`ve become a real pussy around things like moths, spiders, and slugs.

    Especially the moths, if I`ve seen one in the room before I go to sleep, I have to have witnessed it dying before I can soundly nod off. I`ve squished that many with my favourite astronomy book it looks like it`s been bound in gold leaf.
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    June 12, 2013 at 5:24 am
    5Cats, you don`t happen to have a thing for jumping spiders because of the Xanth novels do you? (the one where Dor gets transported into a tapestry?) I like them too, but from a distance; not that close and not one that big!
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    June 12, 2013 at 8:35 am
    Time to burn my shirts.
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    Plangkye Female 18-29
    258 posts
    June 12, 2013 at 9:13 am
    fffffffffff I melted D:

    frikkin jumping spiders so adorable get me every time, it`s gotta be those huge puppy eyes

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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33090 posts
    June 12, 2013 at 12:59 pm
    @Wendypants: I did indeed read that book! But I just love bugs in general. I`ve come to specialize over the years because there`s just so many - I try to focus on ones I can find in Manitoba:
    Dragonflies
    Jumping Spiders
    Jewel Beetles
    various moths and butterflies...
    Pseudoscorpions! (they live in my house!)

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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    June 12, 2013 at 3:01 pm
    Spiders are cool
    give em a break
  21. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    June 14, 2013 at 6:27 am
    Thanks for letting me know, 5Cats! Your comment sure did make me wonder. :) Normally I don`t like spiders at all, but that book helped me enjoy jumping spiders at least, so it came to mind.

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