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Date: 06/27/13 11:36 AM

28 Responses to Ex-Girlfriend Speaks English And Whale

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 11:39 am
    Link: Ex-Girlfriend Speaks English And Whale - Ex-girlfriend leaves a `Bilingual` message on the answering machine.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 11:51 am
    Funny stuff. Great post.
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    IAFYM Female 18-29
    131 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 12:03 pm
    I don`t find this particularly funny to be honest. It`s a recording of a woman, who is quite clearly desperate. What a shame.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 12:12 pm
    and thats why he ran in the first place...

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    Brometheus Male 30-39
    376 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 12:15 pm
    lol
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4710 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 12:22 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!~
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 12:37 pm

    "What`s that? You say your boyfriend won`t return your calls?"

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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2758 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 12:52 pm
    Oh man, good thing it`s an ex... because she`s scary
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 12:54 pm
    Never invest in someone more than they are willing to invest in you. Aaaaooooooo...
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 1:23 pm
    What a tosser, poor woman. No matter how lame and needy she is, there is no excuse for this - she is far better of without the kind of wanker who makes fun of her all over the web.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 1:28 pm
    @ IAFYM and Madduck: I agree with you two.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    June 27, 2013 at 1:33 pm

    3 guesses why she`s an "ex" girlfriend.
    oooooooooone
    twoooooooooo
    threeeeeeeee
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2308 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 1:36 pm
    Oh it`s done for sure
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 2:11 pm
    That`s no whale, she`s a ghost. Wooooo-oooo!
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 3:09 pm
    "I don`t find this particularly funny to be honest. It`s a recording of a woman, who is quite clearly desperate. What a shame."

    Agreed. I think it`s actually pretty cruel of the guy to put this online. Just move on with class, dude.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 3:11 pm
    It`s not a case of him making fun of her. He`s obviously told her it`s over. What are those noises all about? They don`t sound genuine at all. If anything, she sounds like a not-right.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 4:18 pm
    "It`s not a case of him making fun of her."

    The recording is on the internet, so I don`t see how it`s not.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 6:40 pm
    all I got to say to that is hoooooowwwweeee errrrrrfff wooooop terrrrp waaaaaap hrmmmmmmmmm weeeeeeeeeeer wwwwahhhhherrrrrr
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4756 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 7:05 pm
    FoolsPrussia and IAFYM,
    I have to agree. While the call was kind of odd, clearly this is a woman who is terribly, terribly sad. There was nothing funny about posting this for the world to witness. There was no class, no comedy, and nothing appropriate in its posting online. Whether the breakup was justified or not, my heart goes out to this sad young lady.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 7:50 pm
    To all the folks who think her privacy is violated.. Your right, Now go and do something about PRISM.

    As for the sad and poor heart broken girl? who knows, she could have slept with his entire team, given him an STD, emptied his bankacount killed his dog, destroyed his car and cuased him to be fired. (just a few options) and maybe he was trying to warn her that, if she didn`t back off he was forced to get a restraining order. (which he didn`tw ant to becuase he you know, loved her at one point)

    This could all be bullcrap, but just becuase she is distraught doesnt mean she`s not evil reincarnated, Even the Devil weeps.

    soooooooo. yooooooooooooouuuuuu. knoooooooooooooow. noooooo, i doooooooooooon`t.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 8:56 pm
    Nice.

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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 9:37 pm
    I was expecting to hear a shotgun at the end of that message.
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    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    817 posts
    June 28, 2013 at 5:59 am
    While this is kind of mean-spirited, laughing a a young lady that is obviously hurting (while you are right MrOrange, those situations are not necessarily true -- the possibility of justification should not be treated as necessity), this was oddly funny.
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    June 28, 2013 at 7:34 am
    . . . . .that is just strange.
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    June 28, 2013 at 7:40 am
    "Ow! My Balls!"
    *sigh* other people`s pain can be funny sometimes, I guess. I just feel bad for her. She sounds hurt and weird, though; hate to say it but I can kinda see why she`s an ex. (As others here have said).
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    Beardofzeus Male 30-39
    670 posts
    June 28, 2013 at 9:56 am
    Her pain was funny.
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    bdowner60 Male 40-49
    593 posts
    June 29, 2013 at 6:52 am
    She sound fhat!!!
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    Shinymetal Male 18-29
    171 posts
    June 29, 2013 at 6:15 pm
    Now I feel bad that I laughed so hard.

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