Ex-Girlfriend Speaks English And Whale

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago Funny

Ex-girlfriend leaves a "Bilingual" message on the answering machine.
There are 27 comments:
Male 171
Now I feel bad that I laughed so hard.
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Male 593
She sound fhat!!!
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Male 670
Her pain was funny.
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Female 2,415
"Ow! My Balls!"
*sigh* other people`s pain can be funny sometimes, I guess. I just feel bad for her. She sounds hurt and weird, though; hate to say it but I can kinda see why she`s an ex. (As others here have said).
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Female 1,540
. . . . .that is just strange.
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Male 815
While this is kind of mean-spirited, laughing a a young lady that is obviously hurting (while you are right MrOrange, those situations are not necessarily true -- the possibility of justification should not be treated as necessity), this was oddly funny.
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Male 14,775
I was expecting to hear a shotgun at the end of that message.
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Male 2,841
Nice.

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Male 2,418
To all the folks who think her privacy is violated.. Your right, Now go and do something about PRISM.

As for the sad and poor heart broken girl? who knows, she could have slept with his entire team, given him an STD, emptied his bankacount killed his dog, destroyed his car and cuased him to be fired. (just a few options) and maybe he was trying to warn her that, if she didn`t back off he was forced to get a restraining order. (which he didn`tw ant to becuase he you know, loved her at one point)

This could all be bullcrap, but just becuase she is distraught doesnt mean she`s not evil reincarnated, Even the Devil weeps.

soooooooo. yooooooooooooouuuuuu. knoooooooooooooow. noooooo, i doooooooooooon`t.
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Male 5,568
FoolsPrussia and IAFYM,
I have to agree. While the call was kind of odd, clearly this is a woman who is terribly, terribly sad. There was nothing funny about posting this for the world to witness. There was no class, no comedy, and nothing appropriate in its posting online. Whether the breakup was justified or not, my heart goes out to this sad young lady.
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Female 4,349
all I got to say to that is hoooooowwwweeee errrrrrfff wooooop terrrrp waaaaaap hrmmmmmmmmm weeeeeeeeeeer wwwwahhhhherrrrrr
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Male 3,445
"It`s not a case of him making fun of her."

The recording is on the internet, so I don`t see how it`s not.
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Male 7,775
It`s not a case of him making fun of her. He`s obviously told her it`s over. What are those noises all about? They don`t sound genuine at all. If anything, she sounds like a not-right.
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Male 3,445
"I don`t find this particularly funny to be honest. It`s a recording of a woman, who is quite clearly desperate. What a shame."

Agreed. I think it`s actually pretty cruel of the guy to put this online. Just move on with class, dude.
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Male 2,711
That`s no whale, she`s a ghost. Wooooo-oooo!
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Male 37,897

3 guesses why she`s an "ex" girlfriend.
oooooooooone
twoooooooooo
threeeeeeeee
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Male 6,227
@ IAFYM and Madduck: I agree with you two.
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Female 7,838
What a tosser, poor woman. No matter how lame and needy she is, there is no excuse for this - she is far better of without the kind of wanker who makes fun of her all over the web.
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Female 6,381
Never invest in someone more than they are willing to invest in you. Aaaaooooooo...
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Female 2,764
Oh man, good thing it`s an ex... because she`s scary
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Male 7,031

"What`s that? You say your boyfriend won`t return your calls?"

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Male 4,893

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!~
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Male 376
lol
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Male 2,418
and thats why he ran in the first place...

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Female 136
I don`t find this particularly funny to be honest. It`s a recording of a woman, who is quite clearly desperate. What a shame.
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Male 4,594
Funny stuff. Great post.
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Female 8,044
Link: Ex-Girlfriend Speaks English And Whale [Rate Link] - Ex-girlfriend leaves a `Bilingual` message on the answering machine.
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