Chicken Or The Egg

Submitted by: Gottamgear 3 years ago in Entertainment

A pig that has an EGGdiction to eating eggs, falls in love with the hottest chick in town. He must choose...
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Male 280
she was totaly going to order bacon when thy first met.
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Male 15,832
He should have explained that when he eats eggs, he`s not really eating her offspring; he`s just eating her period.
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Female 407
That was delightful! :3
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Male 37,888
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Male 37,888
I was expecting bitter disappointment, but was pleasantly happy!

Well done! Understated (that`s a GOOD thing!) and funny too.

Yes, give up eating eggs is worth getting laid. Of course he should tell her honestly about it, perhaps she`s "kinky" like that???

@CodeJockey: Ever watch "Cat Soup" (The Movie)? Eeew!! Flashbacks!!
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Male 531
@quackor i think it was more about addiction than changing for someone else.
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Male 38,511

He should have gone for the eggs. They won`t take his house when they leave for good.
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Female 254
if you want to get technical lol it is quite possible that the constant consumption of eggs (and nothing else) in mass quantities has contributed to his obesity, so in turn, by eliminating said food product from your diet not only to please the one you have chemical endearment for, but to also change to an all vegetarian diet and healthy lifestyle. Plus, he is now getting some :P
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Male 5,617
Then, he catches her in the closet eating bacon... and joins her...
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Male 2,855
because stop doing what you like to be with someone else is very sane and a great example of functional marriages....
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Male 670
Link: Chicken Or The Egg [Rate Link] - A pig that has an EGGdiction to eating eggs, falls in love with the hottest chick in town. He must choose...
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