Can Anyone Else Figure This One Out? [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago in Weird

I think the police may want to rethink that statement. Too busy to investigate?
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Male 637
Depending on how much he weighed he might have just tried to hang himself, that could easily result in decapitation.
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Male 4,079
Yea, sometimes this happens when people try to hang themselves but use the wrong rope or knot or place it wrong or add weight to themselves to help break their neck. He could have also just been up there a while and decomposed, it didn`t say how long the wife was gone. Not much info here though, so who knows.
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Male 2,170
they are the police,what do they care about "Truth" & "Justice"?
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Female 543
"You think this is our guy?"
"Matches his m.O. Look at how the head barely hangs on by the flesh of the neck, hands and feet are completely removed, and the entire body is wrapped in its own intestines"
"Man, I coulda sworn it was a lover`s quarrel"
"Rookie mistake"
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Male 2,711


Tulsa`s finest!
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Male 987
There are no unsolved crimes in Tulsa.
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Male 329
Well they found a "suicide note". All it said was, "And for my next trick..."
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Male 72
wibble4321, Interesting how you have this all figured out, Hhmm.
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Male 1,292
not the police`s fault. it`s fox after all.
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Female 56
I did actually read a story recently about a guy who set up a chainsaw and positioned to cut his head off so maybe this is the guy??
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Male 164
if you piss off the mafia, you die - of course its suicide..
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Male 7,775
That`s some good police work there, Lou.
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Male 445
Well technically it would have been possible to do this if he rigged up a wire noose to a garage door opener for example. Bind your feet, slip-knot your hands then click the remote to wind in a fine gauge wire that tightens and finally severs your neck. Seems like a lot of work though.
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Male 13,624
Even better the idiot reporter went with it!!
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Male 2,097
What better way to off yerself than cut off your own head with cuffs on?
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Male 15,832
[quote]This is what happens when an idiot reporter asks a smartass cop a dumb question.[/quote]
^^ This. ^^

BTW, at first I thought it was shopped. I Googled it; it isn`t.
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Female 4,086
sounds like the guy found in the florida swamp near a gator`s nest who had seven gunshot wounds to the back. that was suicide, too.
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Male 37,888
Well, it`s possible it was suicide... it would take a LOT of work though...

But most likely it`s a Cop being a smarty-pants.
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Male 696
This is what happens when an idiot reporter asks a smartass cop a dumb question.
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Male 14,835
It`s OK after all
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Male 2,675
"... a man in Texas was arrested today for shooting and killing: his wife, son, two daughters, his mother and father, all four of his grandparents, his dog, his mailman, three neighbors, and a woman who works at the filling station. He claims he was just cleaning his gun when it suddenly went off." - George Carlin
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Female 1,540
Uh...
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Male 38,511

She told him when they married "You cheat on me I`ll kill you" so in a way, he did commit suicide.
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Male 689
or to poor to care
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Female 8,044
Link: Can Anyone Else Figure This One Out? [Pic] [Rate Link] - I think the police may want to rethink that statement. Too busy to investigate?
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