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Date: 06/18/13 06:46 PM

25 Responses to Can Anyone Else Figure This One Out? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 6:14 pm
    Link: Can Anyone Else Figure This One Out? - I think the police may want to rethink that statement. Too busy to investigate?
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    jops360 Male 30-39
    689 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 6:52 pm
    or to poor to care
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36656 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 6:55 pm

    She told him when they married "You cheat on me I`ll kill you" so in a way, he did commit suicide.
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 6:57 pm
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 7:34 pm
    "... a man in Texas was arrested today for shooting and killing: his wife, son, two daughters, his mother and father, all four of his grandparents, his dog, his mailman, three neighbors, and a woman who works at the filling station. He claims he was just cleaning his gun when it suddenly went off." - George Carlin
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 9:01 pm
    It`s OK after all
  7. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 9:02 pm
    This is what happens when an idiot reporter asks a smartass cop a dumb question.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32786 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 9:31 pm
    Well, it`s possible it was suicide... it would take a LOT of work though...

    But most likely it`s a Cop being a smarty-pants.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 9:41 pm
    sounds like the guy found in the florida swamp near a gator`s nest who had seven gunshot wounds to the back. that was suicide, too.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 11:03 pm
    This is what happens when an idiot reporter asks a smartass cop a dumb question.
    ^^ This. ^^

    BTW, at first I thought it was shopped. I Googled it; it isn`t.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 11:39 pm
    What better way to off yerself than cut off your own head with cuffs on?
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    June 18, 2013 at 11:46 pm
    Even better the idiot reporter went with it!!
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    Wibble4321 Male 40-49
    414 posts
    June 19, 2013 at 1:11 am
    Well technically it would have been possible to do this if he rigged up a wire noose to a garage door opener for example. Bind your feet, slip-knot your hands then click the remote to wind in a fine gauge wire that tightens and finally severs your neck. Seems like a lot of work though.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7738 posts
    June 19, 2013 at 2:50 am
    That`s some good police work there, Lou.
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    baradhili Male 40-49
    164 posts
    June 19, 2013 at 4:48 am
    if you piss off the mafia, you die - of course its suicide..
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    leckles1 Female 18-29
    56 posts
    June 19, 2013 at 5:44 am
    I did actually read a story recently about a guy who set up a chainsaw and positioned to cut his head off so maybe this is the guy??
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    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    June 19, 2013 at 6:08 am
    not the police`s fault. it`s fox after all.
  18. Profile photo of zeplin4u
    zeplin4u Male 40-49
    72 posts
    June 19, 2013 at 6:58 am
    wibble4321, Interesting how you have this all figured out, Hhmm.
  19. Profile photo of sparki1980
    sparki1980 Male 30-39
    329 posts
    June 19, 2013 at 7:14 am
    Well they found a "suicide note". All it said was, "And for my next trick..."
  20. Profile photo of Thonious
    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    June 19, 2013 at 7:16 am
    There are no unsolved crimes in Tulsa.
  21. Profile photo of chalket
    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    June 19, 2013 at 8:13 am

    Tulsa`s finest!
  22. Profile photo of Stormith
    Stormith Female 18-29
    543 posts
    June 19, 2013 at 10:00 am
    "You think this is our guy?"
    "Matches his m.O. Look at how the head barely hangs on by the flesh of the neck, hands and feet are completely removed, and the entire body is wrapped in its own intestines"
    "Man, I coulda sworn it was a lover`s quarrel"
    "Rookie mistake"
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    June 19, 2013 at 5:06 pm
    they are the police,what do they care about "Truth" & "Justice"?
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    richanddead Male 18-29
    3489 posts
    June 20, 2013 at 4:42 am
    Yea, sometimes this happens when people try to hang themselves but use the wrong rope or knot or place it wrong or add weight to themselves to help break their neck. He could have also just been up there a while and decomposed, it didn`t say how long the wife was gone. Not much info here though, so who knows.
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    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    June 21, 2013 at 8:31 am
    Depending on how much he weighed he might have just tried to hang himself, that could easily result in decapitation.

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