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Date: 06/13/13 01:07 PM

9 Responses to 5 Things You Should Never Say in A Job Interview

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    June 13, 2013 at 12:57 pm
    Link: 5 Things You Should Never Say in A Job Interview - A couple of `em are obvious, but there are summer jobs to be had--beer money to be earned. Admit it, you need that job!
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6728 posts
    June 13, 2013 at 1:30 pm
    I feel like I can come up with better ones.

    1. Is that a picture of your kids? Jesus they`re ugly.

    2. Are there any set rules against masturbating in the bathroom?

    3. Can I have your secretary`s number? She is TOTALLY bangable.

    4. How many warnings do you get for being intoxicated before you are fired?

    5. When does workman`s comp kick in?
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    June 13, 2013 at 2:15 pm
    I think more than just of few of them are obvious. All of them should be.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    June 13, 2013 at 2:25 pm
    Job interviews LOL. 2 ppl pretending to care about a company they both likely hate. corporate bullpoo at its finest.
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    peakingo Male 30-39
    761 posts
    June 13, 2013 at 2:26 pm
    I learned the hard way that when they say, "do you have any questions?" not to answer with, "do you want me to drop my pants and start the revolution?".
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    Langer Male 18-29
    394 posts
    June 13, 2013 at 3:17 pm
    I`ll just stick this right in here
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    June 13, 2013 at 3:57 pm
    1. What`s your attendance policy?
    2. Do you wanna carpool with me?
    3. What`s in the fridge?
    4. How casual is causal Friday?
    5. Do I get to keep my office supplies?
    6. Do you have a complaints box?
    7. What`s that horrible smell?
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    June 13, 2013 at 6:19 pm
    Five things you shouldn`t need to be told unless you`re an idiot applying for a job.
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    June 19, 2013 at 8:01 pm
    "Companies want active, engaged employees who are enthusiastic about the company`s business and their role within it—not passive, mindless drones."

    Pssh, until they hire you. Then, keep your mouth shut and work, you mindless drone.

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