5 Things You Should Never Say in A Job Interview

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in

A couple of "em are obvious, but there are summer jobs to be had--beer money to be earned. Admit it, you need that job!
There are 9 comments:
Male 2,675
"Companies want active, engaged employees who are enthusiastic about the company`s business and their role within it—not passive, mindless drones."

Pssh, until they hire you. Then, keep your mouth shut and work, you mindless drone.
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Female 6,381
Five things you shouldn`t need to be told unless you`re an idiot applying for a job.
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Female 1,467
1. What`s your attendance policy?
2. Do you wanna carpool with me?
3. What`s in the fridge?
4. How casual is causal Friday?
5. Do I get to keep my office supplies?
6. Do you have a complaints box?
7. What`s that horrible smell?
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Male 395
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Male 761
I learned the hard way that when they say, "do you have any questions?" not to answer with, "do you want me to drop my pants and start the revolution?".
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Male 2,376
Job interviews LOL. 2 ppl pretending to care about a company they both likely hate. corporate bullpoo at its finest.
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Male 2,528
I think more than just of few of them are obvious. All of them should be.
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Male 8,303
I feel like I can come up with better ones.

1. Is that a picture of your kids? Jesus they`re ugly.

2. Are there any set rules against masturbating in the bathroom?

3. Can I have your secretary`s number? She is TOTALLY bangable.

4. How many warnings do you get for being intoxicated before you are fired?

5. When does workman`s comp kick in?
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Male 20,302
Link: 5 Things You Should Never Say in A Job Interview [Rate Link] - A couple of `em are obvious, but there are summer jobs to be had--beer money to be earned. Admit it, you need that job!
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