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Date: 06/27/13 01:45 PM

18 Responses to 5 Things Guys Should Never Do On A First Date

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18950 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 1:38 pm
    Link: 5 Things Guys Should Never Do On A First Date - So since it`s not on this list, talking about how massive your wiener is over a fine meal is OK?
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    jadoig Male 30-39
    434 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 2:02 pm
    According to number 1, you should try a few antidotes to break the ice, but I don`t see where it says to administer the poison....
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 2:21 pm
    If she`s not strong enough to open her own doors she can stay inside tbh :p
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7070 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 2:51 pm
    Not helpfull.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6925 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 2:57 pm
    "Don`t ask for gas money"


    OK these top 5 lists are ridiculous. Alost all of them are totally obvious common sense stuff. Does IAB have a deal with to get them more clicks? I can`t imagine why else this stuff keeps getting posted.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 3:06 pm
    I despise small talk. If you don`t have anything of substance to say, you might as well not say anything at all. Silence isn`t a bad thing. Don`t get agitated by it.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7752 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 3:19 pm
    Whaddaya mean she might not be ready? She`s had all f*****g day!
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 3:33 pm
    The, "EYE CONTACT" picture, the one that made me, * clicky-clicky *
    Say, "Those are awesome. I`m so glad you have them on display for my viewing pleasure. You might need a bib because we`re going out to eat."
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    keith2 Male 30-39
    2591 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 4:23 pm
    1. Having good manners shows your weakness and will only make her feel creeped out by you. 2. Women will avoid the wussies and opt for the alpha male, who is generally a jerk. 3. Opening the car door will only add to your creep factor. 4. Some women are offended if a man insists on footing all the date bills. Not all, but some.
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    intrigid Male 18-29
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    June 27, 2013 at 4:42 pm
    Number 4 is the one I wholeheartedly agree with. Everything else is either stupidly obvious or just plain stupid.
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 5:42 pm
    This would have been very helpful when I was 16.

    BTW Fancy, Congrats on your first date!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33155 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 6:13 pm
    Dumb list is dumb...
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    Xprez Male 30-39
    676 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 6:45 pm
    And what exactly is the female doing to be interesting/desirable? That`s right, in today`s world men need to be forever proving that they are worthy to a woman. Whereas a woman is worthy just by being. Yes, I am married.
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 7:09 pm
    Ah, I see the old `dick in the popcorn bucket` trick didn`t make the list... awesome.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4893 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 7:40 pm
    I don`t quite agree that the list is dumb, it`s just one-sided. There should be another list for the women. Pretty much all of these add up to "Have some class". The only thing I would add is for #5 "Don`t fall silent", and that is to also not so dominate the conversation that she gets no chance to speak. She needs to feel that you want to hear what she has to say, too.
    So, now let`s see the list for the ladies!
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4893 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 7:41 pm
    Dick in the popcorn bucket is for the second date. You know that!
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 8:02 pm
    I would be favourably impressed by someone who followed that list. The best way to give a first date a decent chance, IMHO, is to just relax - on both sides of the table. If you can talk like you would to an old friend, you stand a much better chance becoming good friends.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14657 posts
    June 27, 2013 at 9:26 pm
    I can`t do the eye contact thing.

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