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Date: 06/01/13 07:44 PM

13 Responses to 3rd Grade Math Is All LIES! [Pic]

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    June 1, 2013 at 7:24 pm
    Link: 3rd Grade Math Is All LIES! - The cake is a lie and so are your bracelets! F*ck you math.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    June 1, 2013 at 7:58 pm
    @ Kitteh: I`m not sure where the cake fits into all this, but your caption is perfect nonetheless.
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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    June 1, 2013 at 8:00 pm
    Squrlz4Sale The cake is a lie!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32833 posts
    June 1, 2013 at 9:07 pm
    That`s terrific! I hope it`s real, but even if "fake" it`s hysterical. Poor 3rd graders...

    Here`s The Cake! At 0:33 :-)

    Best Game Song ever! Jonathan Coulton is the best.

    "This is a triumph..." (luckily the words are on-screen too)
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    June 1, 2013 at 11:10 pm
    So very SCHOOL. Explain stupid. Written by donut-eating, mouth-drooling, folks who should not have been allowed to graduate from sixth grade, let alone college.
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    June 1, 2013 at 11:35 pm
    "This is a triumph..." (luckily the words are on-screen too)

    "This was a triumph..." /Lyric Nazi
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    octwilite Female 40-49
    188 posts
    June 2, 2013 at 8:54 am
    Somehow I think the teacher put this question in to see how many students would get it right, like this one did.
    Math problems like this make me crazy, I would`ve been too focused on figuring it out to notice necklaces and bracelets.. I would`ve got it wrong several times over!
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    June 2, 2013 at 11:47 am
    @ Kitteh: Thanks. Dagnabbit: This means I`m going to have to start playing more video games if I`m going to stay current, doesn`t it?
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    June 2, 2013 at 12:45 pm
    I encountered stuff like this all the time when I was tutoring. It was terrible. The kids were always really confused by their homework because sometimes the screw up wasn`t as obvious as this. Half the time was spent proof-reading the homework sheets before letting the kids work on them.

    Also, I am a potato.
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    June 2, 2013 at 12:49 pm
    though I suppose this one could have been on purpose. There are trick questions like this all the time. The screw ups I encountered were like misspellings of words, mistyped equations, and nonsensical grammar.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    June 2, 2013 at 1:22 pm
    "...I am a potato."
    SPAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaace!!!
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    Shelworth Male 50-59
    385 posts
    June 2, 2013 at 4:39 pm
    I had to take a typing test at work a while back and the paper we typed from had a bunch of misspellings, if you corrected them they counted off your score, type what you see.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32833 posts
    June 2, 2013 at 9:30 pm
    @MrPeabody: Ack! It`s still the greatest ever, right?

    @Squrlz4: If games from 2007 are "current" then yes! ;-) Just pulling your furry leg! Hey! Are you ignoring me :-(
    Uuwwaaagg! (an anime cry of despair)

    @Shelworth: Harsh! Of course I can`t spell anyhow, so I`d pass easily...

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