3rd Grade Math Is All LIES! [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Weird

The cake is a lie and so are your bracelets! F*ck you math.
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Male 40,302
@MrPeabody: Ack! It`s still the greatest ever, right?

@Squrlz4: If games from 2007 are "current" then yes! ;-) Just pulling your furry leg! Hey! Are you ignoring me :-(
Uuwwaaagg! (an anime cry of despair)

@Shelworth: Harsh! Of course I can`t spell anyhow, so I`d pass easily...
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Male 494
I had to take a typing test at work a while back and the paper we typed from had a bunch of misspellings, if you corrected them they counted off your score, type what you see.
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Male 5,624
"...I am a potato."
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaace!!!
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Female 1,203
though I suppose this one could have been on purpose. There are trick questions like this all the time. The screw ups I encountered were like misspellings of words, mistyped equations, and nonsensical grammar.
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Female 1,203
I encountered stuff like this all the time when I was tutoring. It was terrible. The kids were always really confused by their homework because sometimes the screw up wasn`t as obvious as this. Half the time was spent proof-reading the homework sheets before letting the kids work on them.

Also, I am a potato.
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Male 6,227
@ Kitteh: Thanks. Dagnabbit: This means I`m going to have to start playing more video games if I`m going to stay current, doesn`t it?
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Female 188
Somehow I think the teacher put this question in to see how many students would get it right, like this one did.
Math problems like this make me crazy, I would`ve been too focused on figuring it out to notice necklaces and bracelets.. I would`ve got it wrong several times over!
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Male 1,920
[quote]"This is a triumph..." (luckily the words are on-screen too)[/quote]

"This was a triumph..." /Lyric Nazi
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Female 2,691
So very SCHOOL. Explain stupid. Written by donut-eating, mouth-drooling, folks who should not have been allowed to graduate from sixth grade, let alone college.
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Male 40,302
That`s terrific! I hope it`s real, but even if "fake" it`s hysterical. Poor 3rd graders...

Here`s The Cake! At 0:33 :-)

Best Game Song ever! Jonathan Coulton is the best.

"This is a triumph..." (luckily the words are on-screen too)
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Female 8,043
Squrlz4Sale The cake is a lie!
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Male 6,227
@ Kitteh: I`m not sure where the cake fits into all this, but your caption is perfect nonetheless.
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Female 8,043
Link: 3rd Grade Math Is All LIES! [Pic] [Rate Link] - The cake is a lie and so are your bracelets! F*ck you math.
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