30 Utterly Useless Facts [Pic]

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They say that recent evidence shows that 36% of internet facts are filthy lies. Still fun though.
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Male 140
It is a common mistake to say that hitler was a vegetarian.
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Male 13,624
carmium

My right`s the bigger one. Huh.
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We need photographic evidence here ;-)
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Male 13,624
10Bears
Chalket wrote "#561: Of course! There are no vowels." forgetting that the following words exist:
fly why sky rhythm lynx myth gypsy try dry why gym hymn, and others too.
Headshot. Boom.
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Dude, look back at the comment you are head shooting,
and hide in a cupboard or summat
*shakes head*
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Female 2,691
Well, I am proof of #481, and I resent the use of that dweeb to illustrate it. I`ll bet he rises with the rooster-a-doodle-doo every morning.
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Male 299
@chalket: Simple. The MOSQUITOES it the raindrop, not the other way around!

</genius>

</not>
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Male 2,711
** Did you ever wake up in the morning,
with a zomby woof behind your eyes? **

Whoa, thanks for the flashback, Red! Overnight Sensation is one of the best albums ever.

(for the uninitiated... Zomby Woof)

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Male 99
Yikes! Carmium`s the Zombie woof.
I got a great big pointed fang
Which is my Zomby Toof
My right foot`s bigger than my other one is
Like a reg`lar Zomby Hoof
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Male 2,711
@richanddead
Your link shows how mosquitoes can fly in the rain, but it also shows quite clearly that they HIT THE RAINDROP. I ask again, how can a mosquito fly THROUGH a raindrop without hitting it?

@10Bears
I meant that OF COURSE you can`t write a word using only the bottom row, as there are NO VOWELS on the bottom row. The words you list all have the vowel "Y", which I shouldn`t have to tell you is NOT on the bottom row. So... was there some point you wanted to make?
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Female 88
Somehow we always end up at Leo not having an Oscar...
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Male 113
Hitler wasn`t a vegetarian, that`s a myth. Stephen Fry told me so.
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Male 914
Fun fact: #561 is also true for Dvorak!
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Female 258
10bears: What a nice list of words in which the letter Y is a vowel.
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Male 473
#534 is obvious when pointed out, but still made me feel weird!
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Male 473
Chalket wrote "#561: Of course! There are no vowels." forgetting that the following words exist:
fly why sky rhythm lynx myth gypsy try dry why gym hymn, and others too.
Headshot. Boom.
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Male 3,949
@chalket: "What? How can it fly THROUGH a raindrop without hitting it?"

David Hu proposes that this is due to the insect`s low mass compared to the raindrops -- the raindrop imparts little force onto the mosquito because it loses so little speed and momentum. This theory was further tested using small styrofoam spheres, which merely deformed the raindrops that hit them, slowing them down very little.

link
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Male 2,711
#429: Disney is not a country.
#376: Not by a human.
#481: So, THAT explains my insomnia!
#497: What? How can it fly THROUGH a raindrop without hitting it?
#503: That would be true for nearly all tv programs.
#535: Duh! How else could they offer the service?
#561: Of course! There are no vowels.

(Sorry, I couldn`t help myself...)
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Female 426
Poor Leo
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Male 7,031
Where do they get these facts? It`s common knowledge that Hitler`s favorite dish was puppies with kitten sauce.
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Male 670
The gifs made this good.
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Male 36,509
[quote]The Hitler one is definitely false.[/quote]
@RdDan: it`s "mostly true" eh? Adolf usually ate veggies, but some meats too. If he went to dinner and they put a steak in front of him? He`d eat it! But mostly he had non-meat meals. At least before he lost his mind...

[quote]My right`s the bigger one. Huh.[/quote]
@carmium: PHOTOS! Or better yet, invite me over and I`ll offer my "expert opinion" :-)

On another chatsite? I listed the 3 things I`m at expert in:
1: Boobies!
2: Cats!
3: Um, wait, I could have sworn there were 3 things... :-/

Someone replied: 3 = vaginas!
I said: But I don`t know anything about West Virginia! North Dakota perhaps...

@robthelurker: They are funny, I gave it a "solid 3".
No memory from "the dope" or other reasons? I gots brain damage... among other ailments...
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Male 3,407
i dont care if any of them were true, thanks to marijuana and my terrible short term memory i already cant remember most of these, but i do know i laughed at the gifs they supplied.
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Female 6,381
My right`s the bigger one. Huh.
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Male 759
The Hitler one is definitely false.
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Female 4,447
My brain just exploded over a couple of those. Especially the one about your keyboard. I have no idea why.
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Male 7,031

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Male 36,509
Some true, some false, some useless, some "self evident"...

A couple were interesting. :-)

Statistics:
50% of them are true
50% of them are false
and 50% of them you just can`t tell!
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Male 1,920
Good information, I didn`t know Disney World was a country.
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Female 8,044
Link: 30 Utterly Useless Facts [Pic] [Rate Link] - They say that recent evidence shows that 36% of internet facts are filthy lies. Still fun though.
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