25 Reasons Not To Pass Out At A Party [Pics]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago in Weird

















































A word to the wise, if you are going to any parties this weekend, MODERATION.
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Male 171
I`ve been trying to tell people for YEARS but nobody would believe me! the Veggie-man is real! He will find you and you will need to give him a good rinsing because you don`t want to ingest all those nasty pesticides. His only weakness is ranch dressing. Once you cover him in ranch he can be defeated with ease. This is why sleep with a loaded bottle of Hidden Valley under my pillow.
As long as OBAMA doesnt come calling for mah ranch I`ll be safe. You can have mah dressing when you pry it from my cold dead bowl of mixed greens!
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Male 6,227
LOL @ the pineapple, carrots, and oranges ensemble.
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Male 670
Last two are brilliant.
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Male 5,874
Ha-ha-ha!
Personal deja-vu here!
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Male 625
I`m inclined to believe a couple of these were at halloween parties.
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Male 38,497

[looks at my 5th Schlitz tonight]

No comment.

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Male 2,675
last one: omfg. lmao.
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Female 8,044
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