10 Stoner Thoughts On Tumblr [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago Weird



















I feel high just reading these.
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Male 88
Imagine how much force was at work in order for us to sit on this gigantic heap of rocks, forged by the elements that also happens to carries the air we need to breathe. And this giant spherical rock also happens to orbit around the sun at just the right distance for us to live? Or the timeline of world`s history that all lead to us sitting here at this very page at the same time? It`s definiately not God or religion, but nature? Certainly... Nature is enigmatic like the resonance experiment, shaping evolution and reality as it see fits through energy, frequencies and vibration in support of the scientific law that matter cannot be created nor destroyed. It is only transformed in the fourth dimension of time as all the dimensions could work in cycles. If so, then we are all as one.. Pure energies simply switching back and forth between life and entropy.
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Male 47
"all i wanna know is why there is a lion in that girls bed?"

He`s just lion there.
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Male 2,688
What if C-A-T really spelled DOG?
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Male 5,608
"Wouldn`t mind Halle Berry`s ass on my chest."
Then, there would be some baseball player chasin` ya down to hump your chest!
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Male 3,407
all i wanna know is why there is a lion in that girls bed?
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Female 695
What if we really only exist as thoughts in another creatures head. Then when they stop thinking of us...
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Female 688
The last one was my absolute favorite.
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Male 5,561
Wouldn`t mind Halle Berry`s ass on my chest.
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Male 5,608
A) It`s not a random animal. You or one of family member kidnapped some other animals` family members to be held in your house as surrogate children.

B) You do communicate:
-You open a can, the cat understands "Come get this grub."
-The dog scratches the door, you understand "Yo!! Let me out!!"

C) Attractiveness is relative. If you grew up on a planet covered in mud, you`d look at a mud puddle and say "Hey! Check out that landscape!!"

D) Don`t be ridiculous!! Why would someone have an ass on their chest?!
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Female 3,727
I don`t know why but I just died at the last one....too funny!
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Female 1,467
My favorite from real life is, "since like the body breaks down and is eventually absorbed by plants, that are eaten by animals it could totally be possible that the brain molecules of like Cleopatra and pooe are just out floating out there and maybe if your brain chemistry was similar to the original mind and you ate a memory you could totally experience this other person`s memory as your own. Gonna suck if if it`s one where they are pooping without toilet paper."
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Male 275
"Do animals think in English or the sounds they make"

That one made me giggle. Really? English?
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Male 1,364
Woah!
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Male 670
Loved this. Ever think about reality - it`s just a construct of your brain as it interprets photons hitting your retina from different angles. That and vibrating molecules hitting your ear.
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Male 2,416
Waking up whith the hazy fog of thc stil swirling through my thoughts like the milk in your coffee.
I have to say that i, woohaa dude.. i just got the one about the catterpillar. that must have been.. No but seriously, it`s not that your brain does more stupid thinking. it`s just that you get amazingly suprised and elated at stupid thoughts.
Basicly, you get the george w. bush experience.. wait, what. look at me dad! i`m the president!
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Female 4,086
liquid explosive dinosaurs.... deep.
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Female 4,447
@turdburglar: That`s an excellent question!!
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Female 4,447
LOL Those last two make me giggle out loud. Probably because I`m high.
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Male 4,893

How does a guy, who is born deaf, talk to himself in his head. Maybe he imagines dots or hands doing sign language. Better yet...born deaf and blind. Their inner monologue must be way different.
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Male 61
I liked the animal one, lol
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Male 37,888

There is a chemical in pot call "f*ck it".
If you can just get that in your system it can change your life.
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Male 769

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Female 8,044
Link: 10 Stoner Thoughts On Tumblr [Pic] [Rate Link] - I feel high just reading these.
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