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Date: 06/22/13 07:23 PM

23 Responses to 10 Stoner Thoughts On Tumblr [Pic]

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    June 22, 2013 at 7:13 pm
    Link: 10 Stoner Thoughts On Tumblr - I feel high just reading these.
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    draino123 Male 30-39
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    June 22, 2013 at 8:21 pm

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    June 22, 2013 at 8:46 pm

    There is a chemical in pot call "f*ck it".
    If you can just get that in your system it can change your life.
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    drummeryan Male 13-17
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    June 22, 2013 at 10:53 pm
    I liked the animal one, lol
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    June 22, 2013 at 11:02 pm

    How does a guy, who is born deaf, talk to himself in his head. Maybe he imagines dots or hands doing sign language. Better yet...born deaf and blind. Their inner monologue must be way different.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
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    June 22, 2013 at 11:29 pm
    LOL Those last two make me giggle out loud. Probably because I`m high.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
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    June 22, 2013 at 11:30 pm
    @turdburglar: That`s an excellent question!!
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
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    June 22, 2013 at 11:33 pm
    liquid explosive dinosaurs.... deep.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
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    June 23, 2013 at 1:29 am
    Waking up whith the hazy fog of thc stil swirling through my thoughts like the milk in your coffee.
    I have to say that i, woohaa dude.. i just got the one about the catterpillar. that must have been.. No but seriously, it`s not that your brain does more stupid thinking. it`s just that you get amazingly suprised and elated at stupid thoughts.
    Basicly, you get the george w. bush experience.. wait, what. look at me dad! i`m the president!
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    Beardofzeus Male 30-39
    670 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 2:18 am
    Loved this. Ever think about reality - it`s just a construct of your brain as it interprets photons hitting your retina from different angles. That and vibrating molecules hitting your ear.
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    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
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    June 23, 2013 at 3:39 am
    Woah!
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    Essersmith Male 18-29
    275 posts
    June 23, 2013 at 4:09 am
    "Do animals think in English or the sounds they make"

    That one made me giggle. Really? English?
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
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    June 23, 2013 at 4:25 am
    My favorite from real life is, "since like the body breaks down and is eventually absorbed by plants, that are eaten by animals it could totally be possible that the brain molecules of like Cleopatra and pooe are just out floating out there and maybe if your brain chemistry was similar to the original mind and you ate a memory you could totally experience this other person`s memory as your own. Gonna suck if if it`s one where they are pooping without toilet paper."
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
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    June 23, 2013 at 7:06 am
    I don`t know why but I just died at the last one....too funny!
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    June 23, 2013 at 7:26 am
    A) It`s not a random animal. You or one of family member kidnapped some other animals` family members to be held in your house as surrogate children.

    B) You do communicate:
    -You open a can, the cat understands "Come get this grub."
    -The dog scratches the door, you understand "Yo!! Let me out!!"

    C) Attractiveness is relative. If you grew up on a planet covered in mud, you`d look at a mud puddle and say "Hey! Check out that landscape!!"

    D) Don`t be ridiculous!! Why would someone have an ass on their chest?!
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    broizfam Male 60-69
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    June 23, 2013 at 7:44 am
    Wouldn`t mind Halle Berry`s ass on my chest.
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    maggierose78 Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2013 at 9:58 am
    The last one was my absolute favorite.
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    mcssls Female 70 & Over
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    June 23, 2013 at 11:38 am
    What if we really only exist as thoughts in another creatures head. Then when they stop thinking of us...
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2013 at 3:34 pm
    all i wanna know is why there is a lion in that girls bed?
  20. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    June 23, 2013 at 7:05 pm
    "Wouldn`t mind Halle Berry`s ass on my chest."
    Then, there would be some baseball player chasin` ya down to hump your chest!
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    June 23, 2013 at 11:22 pm
    What if C-A-T really spelled DOG?
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    Davel23 Male 40-49
    47 posts
    June 24, 2013 at 8:39 am
    "all i wanna know is why there is a lion in that girls bed?"

    He`s just lion there.
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    McTabbin Male 18-29
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    June 24, 2013 at 10:21 am
    Imagine how much force was at work in order for us to sit on this gigantic heap of rocks, forged by the elements that also happens to carries the air we need to breathe. And this giant spherical rock also happens to orbit around the sun at just the right distance for us to live? Or the timeline of world`s history that all lead to us sitting here at this very page at the same time? It`s definiately not God or religion, but nature? Certainly... Nature is enigmatic like the resonance experiment, shaping evolution and reality as it see fits through energy, frequencies and vibration in support of the scientific law that matter cannot be created nor destroyed. It is only transformed in the fourth dimension of time as all the dimensions could work in cycles. If so, then we are all as one.. Pure energies simply switching back and forth between life and entropy.

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