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Date: 05/10/13 10:31 AM

24 Responses to You Throw Grenades Like A Girl

  1. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
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    May 10, 2013 at 10:32 am
    Link: You Throw Grenades Like A Girl - A female Chinese soldier attempts hand grenade training. No, there`s need to have a second try.
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2013 at 10:39 am
    Seriusly? Seriously?! That`s how you`re going to throw a fu`cking grenade?!
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    May 10, 2013 at 10:51 am
    Wow that guy who didn`t get into the pit is damn lucky!!
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    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    May 10, 2013 at 11:03 am
    Yep, that would be me!
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 10, 2013 at 11:10 am
    LOL. I think an "Unnnf!" sound effect needs to be added as she makes that throw.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    May 10, 2013 at 11:12 am
    Omg! Really? Omg...

    Why did that guy just stop in the middle of nowhere? Take cover dude! One tiny piece of metal (even from a "practice grenade" can mess you up bad!

    Fortunately, the vast majority of "female soldiers" (outside of China) are WAY better than this.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6190 posts
    May 10, 2013 at 11:14 am
    McGovern1981

    "Wow that guy who didn`t get into the pit is damn lucky!!"

    You think? She did throw it to the other side of the wall right? So wouldn`t they be pretty well protected from shrapnel or anything? Just have to worry about the concussive wave in the immediate area?

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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    May 10, 2013 at 11:15 am
    She did throw it to the other side of the wall right?

    Looks like it blew up on their side to me.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    May 10, 2013 at 11:20 am
    Random question: Is left-handedness discouraged in China?

    If that`s the case, it`s possible that she`s actually left-handed and therefore struggles to throw with her right hand.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    May 10, 2013 at 11:21 am
    Oh nope it blew up on the other side!
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    May 10, 2013 at 11:45 am
    They should make a movie where the Parachute guy and this girl have to team up to save the world from North Korea.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    May 10, 2013 at 11:49 am
    1) Release the thumb clip
    2) Pull the pin
    3) Throw the GRENADE... not the f*cking PIN!!!

    Here`s how you`re supposed to do it.

    Related story: The first time we threw live grenades in SOI the guy next to me did something like this. He threw it like 5ft from the pit. The instructors yelled "GRENADE," threw us all to the ground & jumped on top to cover us, which is what they`re trained to do. We all got a nice dirt shower and then got up to watch him get an a$$ chewing and laugh at him. The instructor who was with me pointed to the ground and told me to pick up the piece of metal next to my foot. It was shrapnel from that sh*tbird`s grenade.
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    May 10, 2013 at 12:16 pm
    Pathetic. I played outfield when I was a kid. No excuse lady!!!
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 10, 2013 at 1:08 pm
    That`s not even girly-throwing - it`s little kid throwing!
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    ScottO198 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    May 10, 2013 at 3:00 pm
    Maybe if the Asian woman can`t throw she would be better off driving a tank.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    May 10, 2013 at 3:03 pm
    Whoooa
    like Whodat said
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    May 10, 2013 at 9:08 pm
    Aren`t you supposed to get some sort of training and practice with dummy grenades before they let you throw a live grenade?

    I`m beginning to think that the largest army in the world isn`t such a bit threat after all.
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    Roland Male 30-39
    288 posts
    May 10, 2013 at 10:35 pm
    If that is what is going to be invading us I`m not scared anymore.
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    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    May 11, 2013 at 12:45 am
    What did she think would happen?
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    deputy Male 50-59
    449 posts
    May 11, 2013 at 7:48 am
    scott: maybe if she was driving, that tank at tien-a-minh square wouldnot have stopped for that lonely protestor
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4756 posts
    May 11, 2013 at 8:03 am
    Ahhh, ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!!!Here`s another.
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    chalket Male 50-59
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    May 11, 2013 at 8:59 am
    @McGovern1981: "Oh nope it blew up on the other side!"

    You were right the first time, the grenade most definitely fell on THEIR side of the sandbags. You can clearly see it at 0:17.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    May 11, 2013 at 7:31 pm
    @chalket: You`re correct! You can see it falling on THIS side in the slo-mo. It bounces off the top and rolls back towards them.

    So it must have been a "practice grenade" and not a full-powered one.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 9:08 am
    "I DID tell you I was in the secretary`s pool, didn`t I?"

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