You Throw Grenades Like A Girl

Submitted by: Draculya 4 years ago in Funny

A female Chinese soldier attempts hand grenade training. No, there"s need to have a second try.
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Male 5,617
"I DID tell you I was in the secretary`s pool, didn`t I?"
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Male 37,783
@chalket: You`re correct! You can see it falling on THIS side in the slo-mo. It bounces off the top and rolls back towards them.

So it must have been a "practice grenade" and not a full-powered one.
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Male 2,711
@McGovern1981: "Oh nope it blew up on the other side!"

You were right the first time, the grenade most definitely fell on THEIR side of the sandbags. You can clearly see it at 0:17.
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Male 5,816
Ahhh, ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!!!Here`s another.
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Male 448
scott: maybe if she was driving, that tank at tien-a-minh square wouldnot have stopped for that lonely protestor
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Male 639
What did she think would happen?
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Male 315
If that is what is going to be invading us I`m not scared anymore.
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Male 15,832
Aren`t you supposed to get some sort of training and practice with dummy grenades before they let you throw a live grenade?

I`m beginning to think that the largest army in the world isn`t such a bit threat after all.
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Male 13,624
Whoooa
like Whodat said
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Male 83
Maybe if the Asian woman can`t throw she would be better off driving a tank.
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Female 6,381
That`s not even girly-throwing - it`s little kid throwing!
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Female 1,540
Pathetic. I played outfield when I was a kid. No excuse lady!!!
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Male 3,909
1) Release the thumb clip
2) Pull the pin
3) Throw the GRENADE... not the f*cking PIN!!!

Here`s how you`re supposed to do it.

Related story: The first time we threw live grenades in SOI the guy next to me did something like this. He threw it like 5ft from the pit. The instructors yelled "GRENADE," threw us all to the ground & jumped on top to cover us, which is what they`re trained to do. We all got a nice dirt shower and then got up to watch him get an a$$ chewing and laugh at him. The instructor who was with me pointed to the ground and told me to pick up the piece of metal next to my foot. It was shrapnel from that sh*tbird`s grenade.
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Male 1,920
They should make a movie where the Parachute guy and this girl have to team up to save the world from North Korea.
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Male 14,332
Oh nope it blew up on the other side!
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Male 3,445
Random question: Is left-handedness discouraged in China?

If that`s the case, it`s possible that she`s actually left-handed and therefore struggles to throw with her right hand.
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Male 14,332
[quote]She did throw it to the other side of the wall right?[/quote]

Looks like it blew up on their side to me.
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Male 8,132
McGovern1981

"Wow that guy who didn`t get into the pit is damn lucky!!"

You think? She did throw it to the other side of the wall right? So wouldn`t they be pretty well protected from shrapnel or anything? Just have to worry about the concussive wave in the immediate area?

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Male 37,783
Omg! Really? Omg...

Why did that guy just stop in the middle of nowhere? Take cover dude! One tiny piece of metal (even from a "practice grenade" can mess you up bad!

Fortunately, the vast majority of "female soldiers" (outside of China) are WAY better than this.
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Male 6,227
LOL. I think an "Unnnf!" sound effect needs to be added as she makes that throw.
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Female 857
Yep, that would be me!
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Male 14,332
Wow that guy who didn`t get into the pit is damn lucky!!
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Male 1,216
Seriusly? Seriously?! That`s how you`re going to throw a fu`cking grenade?!
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Male 14,834
Link: You Throw Grenades Like A Girl [Rate Link] - A female Chinese soldier attempts hand grenade training. No, there`s need to have a second try.
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