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Date: 05/12/13 07:40 AM

16 Responses to YO MAMA! It`s Mother`s Day!

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    LikeIGiveASh Female 13-17
    443 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 7:41 am
    Link: YO MAMA! It`s Mother`s Day! - Just a battle celebrating mother`s day.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 8:06 am

    "read the thoughts of trees" haha
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 8:09 am
    Zzzz
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    Thyryst Male 18-29
    19 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 9:02 am
    That was pretty enjoyable. Nice post!
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1443 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 9:36 am
    Wow I was scared for a minute there, until I remembered US mothers day was a different day. Phew!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 12:49 pm

    Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 1:42 pm

    Yo mama is so fat that light bends around her.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 3:08 pm

    Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton to display her picture.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    Really? No one`s going to join in?
    I give up, you guys lack imagination.

    Okay, one more

    Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2758 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 5:49 pm
    Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the TV to watch the couch
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 7:00 pm

    My mother`s dead!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 7:02 pm

    Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a haunted house she came out with a job application
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    May 13, 2013 at 6:04 am
    Yo mama`s so dead that when I defiled her grave she be a bonier lay than Calista Flockhart.

    Yo mama`s so wicked that when she go to hell, she make Satan weep for redemption.

    Yo mama`s so...ugh, honestly, it`s no fun to insult a dead woman I never knew.

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    May 13, 2013 at 6:26 am

    Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2758 posts
    May 13, 2013 at 4:21 pm
    Yo mama so poor when you ring her doorbell she sticks her head out the window and yells "DING DONG"
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    rubbiten Male 18-29
    145 posts
    May 14, 2013 at 5:17 am
    yo moma is so blond that when she fell of a building she had to stop and ask for the way down

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