YO MAMA! It`s Mother`s Day!

Submitted by: LikeIGiveASh 3 years ago Funny

Just a battle celebrating mother"s day.
There are 16 comments:
Male 145
yo moma is so blond that when she fell of a building she had to stop and ask for the way down
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Female 2,764
Yo mama so poor when you ring her doorbell she sticks her head out the window and yells "DING DONG"
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Male 37,888

Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Male 2,549
Yo mama`s so dead that when I defiled her grave she be a bonier lay than Calista Flockhart.

Yo mama`s so wicked that when she go to hell, she make Satan weep for redemption.

Yo mama`s so...ugh, honestly, it`s no fun to insult a dead woman I never knew.

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Male 37,888

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a haunted house she came out with a job application
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Male 37,888

My mother`s dead!
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Female 2,764
Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the TV to watch the couch
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Male 37,888

Really? No one`s going to join in?
I give up, you guys lack imagination.

Okay, one more

Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
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Male 37,888

Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton to display her picture.
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Male 37,888

Yo mama is so fat that light bends around her.
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Male 37,888

Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.
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Male 1,442
Wow I was scared for a minute there, until I remembered US mothers day was a different day. Phew!
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Male 19
That was pretty enjoyable. Nice post!
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Male 14,774
Zzzz
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Male 37,888

"read the thoughts of trees" haha
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Female 443
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