Why Use A Bike Lock... [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 3 years ago Funny

...when no one"s gonna want to ride this bike with its extra safety feature?
There are 35 comments:
Male 1,590
"Look, it`s Lance Armstrong."

ROFL
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Male 5,608
"Look here, Mate: Changing the demographic does not make it theft proof."
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Male 2,390
Look, it`s Lance Armstrong.
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Male 253
ferdyfred you need to take your ass back to the banana boat. Now that`s sum real talk from a grown ass man. Real talk.
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Male 5,874
Mr O`range: Would be funny if someone nicked the dildo off the bike and put the saddle on there.. Now that be a WTF moment after a hard day`s work...
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Male 2,416
Would be funny if someone nicked the sadle of the bike and put the dildo on there.. Now that be a WTF moment after a hard day`s work...
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Male 13,624
mervviscious
my wife`s has a generator on hers because the 220 in our house can`t handle the surges she causes...
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Hell what a woman!!
;-()
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Male 1,793
my wife`s has a generator on hers because the 220 in our house can`t handle the surges she causes...
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Male 13,624
What am i doing?
feeding a troll
dayum
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Male 13,624
KLouD

Cuz when you make a comment people just read it and are like "yeah ok" but when you start droppin knowledge bombs n truth grenades then you know its real talk so I`m all like "real talk". Real talk.
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Think you my be failing on the REAL TALK
nothing ive read from thee is truth grenades,
just basic comments - Real TALK
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Male 5,874
Oooer! Not for me though. I know which side my bread is buttered, and I`m strictly butter-side up.
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Male 14,773
@LandoGriffin, LOL, I just remembered the IT Bike.IT Bike
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Male 253
Cuz when you make a comment people just read it and are like "yeah ok" but when you start droppin knowledge bombs n truth grenades then you know its real talk so I`m all like "real talk". Real talk.
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Male 14,773
@Nickel2 Presumably, you`d have to scale up 2x for a Na`vi. They`re supposed to be 10` tall.

Rule 34:

Na`v1 Dildo

Fortunately for you, the manufacturer has humanely opted for a 5.1" insertable length.
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Male 5,874

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Male 13,624
KLouD

tommy2x4 u be trekcist! Real talk.
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quick question, why put real talk on the end of every comment?
Not as though I assume if you didnt it would be
pretend talk parsay
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Male 13,624
That Gerrys??
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Male 253
tommy2x4 u be trekcist! Real talk.
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Male 3,472
KLouD is a RACIST!
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Male 3,472
Owned by a Star Trek fan.
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Male 11,740
1) I could ride it without a saddle, any serious cyclist could.

2) It wouldn`t take much to put a new saddle on it. They`re a lot cheaper than a whole bike.

3) The real dildo is the owner of the bike. Putting that on it with the bike lock is stupid, unless a woman owns it. Or Gerry.
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Male 253
White boy bike. Real talk.
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Male 1,920
It might be easy to get on this bike, but how hard is it to get off?
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Male 15,832
I`d never buy it. The frame`s probably stress cracked from all the cobblestone streets.
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Male 14,773
Smurfette`s Bike


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Male 1,832
Sure, when you only take into account the sodomy-fearing bike thieves.
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Female 6,381
Of course, this could be an attractant in neighbourhoods like the Castro.
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Male 743
Geogypsy, It`s not a Rule 34. It just happens.
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Male 37,888

That wouldn`t stop anyone in my neighborhood.
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Male 219
OH MY GOD! Lorena Bobbit has attacked one of the Blue Men.
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Male 2,358
"Oh look Mr. Hat, what a cool bicycle!"
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Male 3,842
IT

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Male 5,874
Locating spigot.
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Male 2,549
Hmm, has anyone rule 34`ed this yet??
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Female 1,328
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