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Date: 05/15/13 12:43 PM

35 Responses to Why Use A Bike Lock… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    May 15, 2013 at 12:44 pm
    Link: Why Use A Bike Lock... - ...when no one`s gonna want to ride this bike with its extra safety feature?
  2. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    May 15, 2013 at 12:54 pm
    Hmm, has anyone rule 34`ed this yet??
  3. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    May 15, 2013 at 1:02 pm
    Locating spigot.
  4. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    May 15, 2013 at 1:29 pm
    IT

  5. Profile photo of DromEd
    DromEd Male 40-49
    1850 posts
    May 15, 2013 at 1:34 pm
    "Oh look Mr. Hat, what a cool bicycle!"
  6. Profile photo of monkerz
    monkerz Male 30-39
    194 posts
    May 15, 2013 at 1:58 pm
    OH MY GOD! Lorena Bobbit has attacked one of the Blue Men.
  7. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36204 posts
    May 15, 2013 at 3:02 pm

    That wouldn`t stop anyone in my neighborhood.
  8. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    745 posts
    May 15, 2013 at 4:22 pm
    Geogypsy, It`s not a Rule 34. It just happens.
  9. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 15, 2013 at 4:49 pm
    Of course, this could be an attractant in neighbourhoods like the Castro.
  10. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    May 15, 2013 at 6:50 pm
    Sure, when you only take into account the sodomy-fearing bike thieves.
  11. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    May 15, 2013 at 7:21 pm
    Smurfette`s Bike


  12. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    May 15, 2013 at 7:44 pm
    I`d never buy it. The frame`s probably stress cracked from all the cobblestone streets.
  13. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    May 15, 2013 at 7:57 pm
    It might be easy to get on this bike, but how hard is it to get off?
  14. Profile photo of KLouD
    KLouD Male 30-39
    254 posts
    May 15, 2013 at 9:17 pm
    White boy bike. Real talk.
  15. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 15, 2013 at 10:57 pm
    1) I could ride it without a saddle, any serious cyclist could.

    2) It wouldn`t take much to put a new saddle on it. They`re a lot cheaper than a whole bike.

    3) The real dildo is the owner of the bike. Putting that on it with the bike lock is stupid, unless a woman owns it. Or Gerry.
  16. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    May 15, 2013 at 11:11 pm
    Owned by a Star Trek fan.
  17. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    May 15, 2013 at 11:12 pm
    KLouD is a RACIST!
  18. Profile photo of KLouD
    KLouD Male 30-39
    254 posts
    May 15, 2013 at 11:15 pm
    tommy2x4 u be trekcist! Real talk.
  19. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    May 15, 2013 at 11:43 pm
    That Gerrys??
  20. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    May 15, 2013 at 11:45 pm
    KLouD

    tommy2x4 u be trekcist! Real talk.
    ---------
    quick question, why put real talk on the end of every comment?
    Not as though I assume if you didnt it would be
    pretend talk parsay
  21. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 12:04 am

    ?


  22. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 1:01 am
    @Nickel2 Presumably, you`d have to scale up 2x for a Na`vi. They`re supposed to be 10` tall.

    Rule 34:

    Na`v1 Dildo

    Fortunately for you, the manufacturer has humanely opted for a 5.1" insertable length.
  23. Profile photo of KLouD
    KLouD Male 30-39
    254 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 1:07 am
    Cuz when you make a comment people just read it and are like "yeah ok" but when you start droppin knowledge bombs n truth grenades then you know its real talk so I`m all like "real talk". Real talk.
  24. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 1:08 am
    @LandoGriffin, LOL, I just remembered the IT Bike.IT Bike
  25. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 1:15 am
    Oooer! Not for me though. I know which side my bread is buttered, and I`m strictly butter-side up.
  26. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 2:51 am
    KLouD

    Cuz when you make a comment people just read it and are like "yeah ok" but when you start droppin knowledge bombs n truth grenades then you know its real talk so I`m all like "real talk". Real talk.
    ----
    Think you my be failing on the REAL TALK
    nothing ive read from thee is truth grenades,
    just basic comments - Real TALK
  27. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 2:56 am
    What am i doing?
    feeding a troll
    dayum
  28. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1794 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 3:06 am
    my wife`s has a generator on hers because the 220 in our house can`t handle the surges she causes...
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 3:11 am
    mervviscious
    my wife`s has a generator on hers because the 220 in our house can`t handle the surges she causes...
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    Hell what a woman!!
    ;-()
  30. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 5:12 am
    Would be funny if someone nicked the sadle of the bike and put the dildo on there.. Now that be a WTF moment after a hard day`s work...
  31. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 7:04 am
    Mr O`range: Would be funny if someone nicked the dildo off the bike and put the saddle on there.. Now that be a WTF moment after a hard day`s work...
  32. Profile photo of KLouD
    KLouD Male 30-39
    254 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 11:16 am
    ferdyfred you need to take your ass back to the banana boat. Now that`s sum real talk from a grown ass man. Real talk.
  33. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2057 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 5:59 pm
    Look, it`s Lance Armstrong.
  34. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 9:57 pm
    "Look here, Mate: Changing the demographic does not make it theft proof."
  35. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    May 17, 2013 at 8:17 pm
    "Look, it`s Lance Armstrong."

    ROFL

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