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Date: 05/02/13 07:44 PM

24 Responses to Which Would You Choose? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LikeIGiveASh
    LikeIGiveASh Female 13-17
    443 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 6:46 pm
    Link: Which Would You Choose? - It`s life or death and no weapons allowed.
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4916 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 8:04 pm
    I take the cafe menu.
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    Rodin Male 30-39
    762 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 8:24 pm
    or you can play the game here:

    Duck Punch
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 8:43 pm
    How about I punch in the face the hipster twat that came up with this "clever" ploy to elicit a tip from me for the back-breaking task of simply pouring coffee into a mug...

    F*ck off.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 9:10 pm
    I`d take the horses, and my "tip" in the can would be a note saying that the person who created this is a twat.
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    Tupinambis Male 18-29
    568 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 9:10 pm
    That`s the type of anger we need more of around here!
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 9:24 pm
    neither of those sound like good options and since there isn`t a "non of these" tip jar I would keep my dollar.
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    comp_wizard Male 18-29
    194 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 9:50 pm
    The duck-sized horses. Clearly. If weapons were allowed, you could make an argument for the horse-sized duck, but fighting unarmed, you`re not likely to be able to damage the big foe, whereas you could break the horses` legs or neck with a single kick. Probably not even that hard of a kick; horses are pretty fragile.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 10:05 pm
    I think you could pretty much ignore 100 duck-sized horses. A horse-sized duck, on the other hand, could really f*** up your $#!+.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3909 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 11:50 pm
    If I was unarmed it`s a no brainer, the duck-sized horses. All you`d have yo do was start kicking the sh*t out of them like you`re trying to hit a game winning field goal.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 2:55 am
    Michigan students:
    Here is your opportunity for free education, food, clothing, tv, computer, etc. (see previous post).
    Steal both tip-boxes, dump silly cards in the bin. Spend money on booze and hash. Run to nearest police station and confess. Stay in for duration of college years.
    Easy, isn`t it!
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    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 4:14 am
    Duck sized horses obviously....
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 5:43 am
    Am I the only one who read that wrong the first time? >.<
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7597 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 7:44 am
    I have enough trouble with a duck sized duck. 100 duck sized horses would come in handy to keep the grass down, fertilise the roses a treat, shoeing would not be too bad. I bet I know a man who could knock up harness...
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 8:45 am
    Ooer! A horse-sized duck sitting on the roof could cause structural damage. Also, imagine the mess under the roosting area. I`ll go for duck-size horses.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 10:10 am
    A really big duck could quack you up!

    I`ll take the herd of tiny horses...
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    ledouxrt Male 30-39
    321 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 12:44 pm
    1 horse sized duck. Because ducks don`t have teeth. Plus, once you defeated it, you could tame it and ride it around after eating a HUGE duck egg omelet. And there`s only one horse sized duck, so people would pay a pretty penny to come see it!
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 2:39 pm
    Horse sized duck any day
    may be big, but theres only one of em
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    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 2:41 pm
    No one could handle 100 of them. The`d swarm you and peck at you like stale bread on Sunday morning.

    1 of them could be manageable. Since it`s a duck they don`t have a lot of mobility. You could run circles around him till you crippled one of his legs, then it would be easy.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 6:09 pm
    Tiny horses. A giant duck would mess you up something fierce, but horses are pretty fragile, even a hundred of them.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 7:33 pm
    Both terrifying :-(
    Not shopping here again.
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    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 7:49 pm
    Now you can all try it out:

    That is the first option in this game (link)
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7597 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 11:37 pm
    You can tell which of you do not have ducks- they have serrated beaks for starters and are remarkably quick and agile. mine draws blood on a regular basis, and is a bugger to keep off my desk, out of various rooms etc. Also- No means nothing to a duck...
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    Shelworth Male 50-59
    388 posts
    May 4, 2013 at 7:32 am
    I remember many years ago when I was but a lad, my Uncle said to me "sure, you can pet the duck". Take on 1,000 tiny horses before a horse sized duck!

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