Which Would You Choose? [Pic]

Submitted by: LikeIGiveASh 4 years ago in Weird

It"s life or death and no weapons allowed.
There are 24 comments:
Male 442
I remember many years ago when I was but a lad, my Uncle said to me "sure, you can pet the duck". Take on 1,000 tiny horses before a horse sized duck!
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Female 7,867
You can tell which of you do not have ducks- they have serrated beaks for starters and are remarkably quick and agile. mine draws blood on a regular basis, and is a bugger to keep off my desk, out of various rooms etc. Also- No means nothing to a duck...
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Female 1,515
Now you can all try it out:

That is the first option in this game (link)
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Female 2,549
Both terrifying :-(
Not shopping here again.
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Female 4,447
Tiny horses. A giant duck would mess you up something fierce, but horses are pretty fragile, even a hundred of them.
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Male 515
No one could handle 100 of them. The`d swarm you and peck at you like stale bread on Sunday morning.

1 of them could be manageable. Since it`s a duck they don`t have a lot of mobility. You could run circles around him till you crippled one of his legs, then it would be easy.
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Male 13,624
Horse sized duck any day
may be big, but theres only one of em
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Male 321
1 horse sized duck. Because ducks don`t have teeth. Plus, once you defeated it, you could tame it and ride it around after eating a HUGE duck egg omelet. And there`s only one horse sized duck, so people would pay a pretty penny to come see it!
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Male 37,865
A really big duck could quack you up!

I`ll take the herd of tiny horses...
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Male 5,874
Ooer! A horse-sized duck sitting on the roof could cause structural damage. Also, imagine the mess under the roosting area. I`ll go for duck-size horses.
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Female 7,867
I have enough trouble with a duck sized duck. 100 duck sized horses would come in handy to keep the grass down, fertilise the roses a treat, shoeing would not be too bad. I bet I know a man who could knock up harness...
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Female 1,540
Am I the only one who read that wrong the first time? >.<
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Male 1,237
Duck sized horses obviously....
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Male 5,874
Michigan students:
Here is your opportunity for free education, food, clothing, tv, computer, etc. (see previous post).
Steal both tip-boxes, dump silly cards in the bin. Spend money on booze and hash. Run to nearest police station and confess. Stay in for duration of college years.
Easy, isn`t it!
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Male 3,909
If I was unarmed it`s a no brainer, the duck-sized horses. All you`d have yo do was start kicking the sh*t out of them like you`re trying to hit a game winning field goal.
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Male 15,832
I think you could pretty much ignore 100 duck-sized horses. A horse-sized duck, on the other hand, could really f*** up your $#!+.
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Male 194
The duck-sized horses. Clearly. If weapons were allowed, you could make an argument for the horse-sized duck, but fighting unarmed, you`re not likely to be able to damage the big foe, whereas you could break the horses` legs or neck with a single kick. Probably not even that hard of a kick; horses are pretty fragile.
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Male 1,674
neither of those sound like good options and since there isn`t a "non of these" tip jar I would keep my dollar.
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Male 568
@mykunter
That`s the type of anger we need more of around here!
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Male 11,740
I`d take the horses, and my "tip" in the can would be a note saying that the person who created this is a twat.
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Male 2,436
How about I punch in the face the hipster twat that came up with this "clever" ploy to elicit a tip from me for the back-breaking task of simply pouring coffee into a mug...

F*ck off.
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Male 892
or you can play the game here:

Duck Punch
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Male 5,081
I take the cafe menu.
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Female 443
Link: Which Would You Choose? [Pic] [Rate Link] - It`s life or death and no weapons allowed.
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