Velveeta Is Like Gold In Some Neighborhoods [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 3 years ago Weird

In the future, Velveeta will be our universal currency. A man"s wealth will be determined on how many pounds he owns.
There are 17 comments:
Female 233
cheese and cheese products are the world`s most commonly stolen objects... or so the internet leads me to believe.....
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Female 4,039
@Baconpie - LOL! Mine would be Idaho.
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Male 3,061
If I was going to be a stripper, my stage name would either be Velveeta or The Price is Right.
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Male 2,579
I don`t know what`s stupider, people stealing Velveeta or people preventing the theft of Velveeta.
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Male 10,339
Velveeta is imitation cheese. Like, smooth extra tasty almost real super soylent green cheese.
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Male 459
What is velveeta? looks like some sort of cakey deliciousness, but sounds like a transsexual stripper.
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Male 1,983
They have thin RFD stickers now that cost pennies per 100. No need to get all MacGyver with the expensive 1970 era security tabs and ruin a perfectly good box.
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Male 4,893

It`s a magical piece of unicorn horn, and I know that for a fact.
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Male 36
Actually, the plastic tag part contains the circuit that sets off the alarms...don`t know where you got that info.
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Male 1,162
For anyone who worked in retail *ahem* they`ll recognize that this is merely a clip for a security tag and in no way the security part of the tag. That piece of plastic wont do anything, wont alert security alarms or magnetic sensors. It`s useless. That fact makes it more hilarious that they taped those to all the velveeta boxes
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Male 219
I`m missing something.
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Male 106
it`s a security tag thing...
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Male 4,746
What is it?
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Female 73
uhm what i dont get the funny
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Female 6,381
Ew. Toe thumb.
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Female 688
That would be funny as heck to do to some unexpected victim
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Male 19,838
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