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Date: 05/01/13 04:02 PM

17 Responses to Velveeta Is Like Gold In Some Neighborhoods [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18933 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 4:04 pm
    Link: Velveeta Is Like Gold In Some Neighborhoods - In the future, Velveeta will be our universal currency. A man`s wealth will be determined on how many pounds he owns.
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    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 5:31 pm
    That would be funny as heck to do to some unexpected victim
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 6:03 pm
    Ew. Toe thumb.
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    lennyc Female 18-29
    73 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 6:38 pm
    uhm what i dont get the funny
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 6:38 pm
    What is it?
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    CoffeeCakes Male 30-39
    106 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 6:58 pm
    it`s a security tag thing...
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    gladhatter Male 50-59
    219 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 7:11 pm
    I`m missing something.
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    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 8:19 pm
    For anyone who worked in retail *ahem* they`ll recognize that this is merely a clip for a security tag and in no way the security part of the tag. That piece of plastic wont do anything, wont alert security alarms or magnetic sensors. It`s useless. That fact makes it more hilarious that they taped those to all the velveeta boxes
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    WheresMyGoat Male 18-29
    36 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 9:43 pm
    Actually, the plastic tag part contains the circuit that sets off the alarms...don`t know where you got that info.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 12:08 am

    It`s a magical piece of unicorn horn, and I know that for a fact.
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 12:31 am
    They have thin RFD stickers now that cost pennies per 100. No need to get all MacGyver with the expensive 1970 era security tabs and ruin a perfectly good box.
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    SpermNinja81 Male 30-39
    459 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 4:11 am
    What is velveeta? looks like some sort of cakey deliciousness, but sounds like a transsexual stripper.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 4:29 am
    Velveeta is imitation cheese. Like, smooth extra tasty almost real super soylent green cheese.
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 4:53 am
    I don`t know what`s stupider, people stealing Velveeta or people preventing the theft of Velveeta.
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 5:57 am
    If I was going to be a stripper, my stage name would either be Velveeta or The Price is Right.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 6:34 am
    @Baconpie - LOL! Mine would be Idaho.
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    SminkyPinky Female 30-39
    233 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 12:31 pm
    cheese and cheese products are the world`s most commonly stolen objects... or so the internet leads me to believe.....

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