Twaddle From Twitter - 22 Examples Of Stupid [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Funny















I don"t know whether to laugh with them or at them... I"m gonna go with laughing at them.
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Female 2,691
Yeah. I h8t pipl. Thay dumm.
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Male 35
I`m thinking some of these are meant to be ironic...but maybe I give people too much credit.
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Female 9,557
Proving one can be stupid despite a 140 character limit.
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Male 3,445
I suppose some of these may be autocorrect, but this is generally why I stay away from twitter.
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Female 4,359
Wow. That`s some stupid people right there.
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Female 7,995
Given my penchant for going on-line without glasses I suspect I have committed worse sins. I can spell perfectly well, my grammar is functional, my eyesight though is crap!
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Male 302
Actually, Tony Gaskins` "Your breast, buns and thighs may POPEYES but you`re more than a piece of meat. Remember that!" is pretty solid. It could use a comma after "POPEYES," but other than that, it`s a decent message with a bit of cleverness and no misspellings. He even used the correct "your" and "you`re." It`s a little cheesy, but the dude`s a motivational speaker... he gets paid to be cheesy.
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Male 625
Landogriffin -

She didn`t say anything about chlamydia. Her sentence was technically true. She just used a made up word is all.
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Male 6,060
@pumba62,
Better to just leave it at "better to keep your mouth shut" since the rest will probably just confuse them!
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Male 6,060
@OldOllie,
We differ in our political views but that`s just routine human give-and-take. I have no issues with your level of intellect, and so I have to say that kitteh was showing you what you`re *not* missing... which is blood flow to the brain, unlike these Twits!
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Male 6,060
@pumba62,
Better to just leave it at "better to keep your mouth shut" since the rest will probably just confuse them!
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Male 1,016
the saying I heard growing up was " better to keep you mouth shut and let people think you are stupid , than to open it and prove them right !"

Now It can be amended, " better to keep you mouth shut and let people think you are stupid, than to put it in writing, send it to the world, and prove them right !"
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Male 2,579
Black people are dis-advantaged because the rich white people that run the world are racist. Only recently have poor white people even begun to experience the full breadth of 3rd class culture.
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Male 7,774
pssst, don`t mention that most of these posts are from non whites. That would be racist.
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Male 560
Thinking more of these are being ironic or just bad jokes than some people are giving them credit for....
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Male 15,182
smh
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Male 1,983
I can only hope that someone called out each of these stupidities and publicly shamed every one of them.
[The last one.... Obviously a joke]
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Male 40,291
"Obama and Biden" rearranged spells "Osama Bin Laden"...

I came so close to falling for that one... :-)

I`m so glad I don`t "tweet"...
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Male 15,832
Thanks, kitteh. It`s good of you to remind me of what I`m missing.
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Male 2,549
Alter eagle is a reference to an Of Montreal song.
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Male 2,578
I`m surprised nobody has called this racist. Usually people are pretty quick to jump on that wagon here.
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Male 1,442
I am Dyslexic myself, so I don`t really find simple misspelling as a sign of stupid. Typoed worse then "anorexic" to "anoronix".

If persistent and not using any punctuation at all, or trying to sound clever, then that is a different matter.

Dem bitches gotta get an educashion to learn English and stop wif da none since.
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Female 592
I am flabbergasted at the utter and complete ignorance.
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Male 3,842
[quote]"Every kiss begins with `K`. Yeah, so does klamidia."

...technically true.[/quote]

No it`s not, JDplaysFF. Chlamydia begins with "C"
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Male 1,558
Certain people have always been stupid but now they can advertise the fact.
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Female 3,696
Hey! There`s a small nugget of gold in the middle of that poopstorm! Thank you Tony A Gaskins Jr for reminding me that I`m not just a piece of meat.




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Male 833
she must be "mooy being" at sucking her teacher off to have gotten that A
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Female 1,539
Wow...I am starting to think I may need to home school my boys...
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Male 625
"Every kiss begins with `K`. Yeah, so does klamidia."

...technically true.
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Female 8,043
Link: Twaddle From Twitter - 22 Examples Of Stupid [Pic] [Rate Link] - I don`t know whether to laugh with them or at them... I`m gonna go with laughing at them.
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