Top 10 Problems Not Resolved By Humankind [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago Weird

#2 is the most asinine thing ever.
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Male 430
Stormith ftw
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Female 543
#9 - Divergent evolution, we did not evolve from apes we just have a common ancestor with apes
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Female 258
Most of these are easily solved with just a little thinking, or were written by the inobservant (last time I saw someone throw a pistol at Superman, he caught it and crushed it into a ball one-handed) but #1 is genuinely baffling.
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Female 1,467
I hoped it was meta humor. But only hipster do that.
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Male 1,293
Why do people bother to write jokes about things they know nothing about, so the jokes are not funny, even though they end up the but of their own joke?
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Female 1,467
AtheistAlien: I believe yes it was made for idiots, I read it to my mom and she laughed her ass off.
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Male 3,578
@shamrock1014
we all know its a joke. a very unfunny joke.
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Male 379
@BDT1981

thank you, my head was going to explode and i don`t think i would have had the patience to go through each one...
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Male 2,859
Pretty much nailed, BDT.
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Male 2,841
lol yall be 2 srs 4 dis
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Male 639
Ugh, why are stupid people allowed a voice?
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Male 132
10) No.

9) THAT IS NOT HOW EVOLUTION WORKS!

8) That person is a moron.

7) One day, the husband was at home, but the wife was working late. The husband always liked it when the wife made love to him in the dark. So after she got home, the wife went upstairs and made love to him in the dark. Then she went downstairs and her husband was sittin on the couch. The wife said, "How`d you get down here before me?" He said "Shhh! My dad is upstairs sleeping in our bed"

6) Whales have awsome bodies...for swimming...not walking.

5) SMALL INSECTS, SMALL HOLES

4) THAT WAS A F***ing ACTOR THAT MESSED UP AND NO BUDGET FOR SECOND TAKES

3) If you don`t clean it so much, there will be.

2) Banks are evil

1) Tarzan found a knive and uses it to shave. READ THE BOOK
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Male 36,400
@FoolsPrussia: Yeah I almost stopped right there too. You didn`t miss much.

#1 Tarzan had a knife and apparently taught himself how to shave... somehow... and how to keep it sharp... um...

#4 Goes back more than 50 years, it`s even older than I am!!! >-(
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Male 3,445
Stopped reading after #9.
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Male 12,365
The unsolved problem with number 9 is that there are still people who ask such a bloody stupid question.

At best, it`s as ridiculous as asking this question:

Many people in north America are descended from people who came from Europe...so why are there still people in Europe?

But it`s even more stupid and ignorant than that because nobody, absolutely nobody, has ever said that humans are descended from any of the apes that exist today. It`s been 6 million years, for crying out loud! Even by English standards, that`s hardly a recent event. The most recent common ancestor wasn`t an ape anyway - it was closer to a squirrel than it was to an ape!

It`s not like this is secret knowledge accessible only after years of advanced study and initiation into the secret mysteries.
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Female 2,549
Nice work sneaking in `debunk evolution`.
It is very clearly explained why apes exists.

Science - not for the retards.
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Male 3,894
As someone studying biology, #9 makes my skin crawl with unborn, unwanted internet-lectures.
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Male 313
Some of you took this list way to seriously
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Male 13,624
Like number 8
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Male 363
Idiots, Darwin did NOT say humans evolved from apes. He said humans and apes developed along the same evolutionary path and at some point, split into 2 separate species. THAT is why there are still apes...
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Female 1,540
#7 It allll depends on the father-in-law. Personally I have quite a few that all apply to mine. :-D
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Male 809
what is this? A list for idiots?
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Male 37,888

#11 - Where do the socks go in the dryer?
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Male 3,578
christopher titus tells lost of father-in-law jokes
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Male 3,578
#1 maybe for the same reson i have no body or face hair. genetics
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Male 314
This post is the most asinine thing ever.
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Male 625
#9 is just plain stupid
the rest is just stupid
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Female 155
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Male 801
#9 has been explained numerous times. We did not evolve from apes or monkeys, we shared descendants.
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Male 1,178
9.Facepalm
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Male 7
RE: #2

Because generally when you get an overdraft fee, its because the bank paid out the money even though you didn`t have the money. They`re charging you a fee for loaning you money. Alternatively, the bank only offers the services it does for free because there is a financial interest in holding on to money. If you don`t have any money, they have little interest in offering free services.
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Male 2,578
Stooop it.
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Female 8,044
Link: Top 10 Problems Not Resolved By Humankind [Pic] [Rate Link] - #2 is the most asinine thing ever.
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