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Date: 05/30/13 02:20 PM

34 Responses to Top 10 Problems Not Resolved By Humankind [Pic]

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    May 30, 2013 at 2:25 pm
    Link: Top 10 Problems Not Resolved By Humankind - #2 is the most asinine thing ever.
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
    2579 posts
    May 30, 2013 at 2:32 pm
    Stooop it.
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    cronotose Male 18-29
    7 posts
    May 30, 2013 at 2:37 pm
    RE: #2

    Because generally when you get an overdraft fee, its because the bank paid out the money even though you didn`t have the money. They`re charging you a fee for loaning you money. Alternatively, the bank only offers the services it does for free because there is a financial interest in holding on to money. If you don`t have any money, they have little interest in offering free services.
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
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    May 30, 2013 at 2:41 pm
    9.Facepalm
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    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    May 30, 2013 at 2:41 pm
    #9 has been explained numerous times. We did not evolve from apes or monkeys, we shared descendants.
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    tacks Female 18-29
    155 posts
    May 30, 2013 at 2:41 pm
    Richard Dawkins explains this.
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    Neoptolemos Male 30-39
    625 posts
    May 30, 2013 at 2:42 pm
    #9 is just plain stupid
    the rest is just stupid
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    pfkdxius Male 18-29
    314 posts
    May 30, 2013 at 2:43 pm
    This post is the most asinine thing ever.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    May 30, 2013 at 2:55 pm
    #1 maybe for the same reson i have no body or face hair. genetics
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    May 30, 2013 at 2:56 pm
    christopher titus tells lost of father-in-law jokes
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    May 30, 2013 at 3:04 pm

    #11 - Where do the socks go in the dryer?
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    May 30, 2013 at 3:30 pm
    what is this? A list for idiots?
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
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    May 30, 2013 at 4:07 pm
    #7 It allll depends on the father-in-law. Personally I have quite a few that all apply to mine. :-D
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    gymcoach29 Male 30-39
    363 posts
    May 30, 2013 at 4:16 pm
    Idiots, Darwin did NOT say humans evolved from apes. He said humans and apes developed along the same evolutionary path and at some point, split into 2 separate species. THAT is why there are still apes...
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    May 30, 2013 at 4:20 pm
    Like number 8
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    shamrock1014 Male 40-49
    313 posts
    May 30, 2013 at 4:34 pm
    Some of you took this list way to seriously
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
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    May 30, 2013 at 4:45 pm
    As someone studying biology, #9 makes my skin crawl with unborn, unwanted internet-lectures.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
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    May 30, 2013 at 5:01 pm
    Nice work sneaking in `debunk evolution`.
    It is very clearly explained why apes exists.

    Science - not for the retards.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    May 30, 2013 at 5:47 pm
    The unsolved problem with number 9 is that there are still people who ask such a bloody stupid question.

    At best, it`s as ridiculous as asking this question:

    Many people in north America are descended from people who came from Europe...so why are there still people in Europe?

    But it`s even more stupid and ignorant than that because nobody, absolutely nobody, has ever said that humans are descended from any of the apes that exist today. It`s been 6 million years, for crying out loud! Even by English standards, that`s hardly a recent event. The most recent common ancestor wasn`t an ape anyway - it was closer to a squirrel than it was to an ape!

    It`s not like this is secret knowledge accessible only after years of advanced study and initiation into the secret mysteries.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    May 30, 2013 at 5:52 pm
    Stopped reading after #9.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    May 30, 2013 at 6:43 pm
    @FoolsPrussia: Yeah I almost stopped right there too. You didn`t miss much.

    #1 Tarzan had a knife and apparently taught himself how to shave... somehow... and how to keep it sharp... um...

    #4 Goes back more than 50 years, it`s even older than I am!!! >-(
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    BDT1981 Male 18-29
    132 posts
    May 30, 2013 at 7:16 pm
    10) No.

    9) THAT IS NOT HOW EVOLUTION WORKS!

    8) That person is a moron.

    7) One day, the husband was at home, but the wife was working late. The husband always liked it when the wife made love to him in the dark. So after she got home, the wife went upstairs and made love to him in the dark. Then she went downstairs and her husband was sittin on the couch. The wife said, "How`d you get down here before me?" He said "Shhh! My dad is upstairs sleeping in our bed"

    6) Whales have awsome bodies...for swimming...not walking.

    5) SMALL INSECTS, SMALL HOLES

    4) THAT WAS A F***ing ACTOR THAT MESSED UP AND NO BUDGET FOR SECOND TAKES

    3) If you don`t clean it so much, there will be.

    2) Banks are evil

    1) Tarzan found a knive and uses it to shave. READ THE BOOK
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    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    May 30, 2013 at 7:20 pm
    Ugh, why are stupid people allowed a voice?
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    Solvent Male 18-29
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    May 30, 2013 at 9:30 pm
    lol yall be 2 srs 4 dis
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
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    May 31, 2013 at 12:58 am
    #3 and #9 are related.
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    Vimto Male 40-49
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    May 31, 2013 at 5:57 am
    Pretty much nailed, BDT.
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    cityncolour Male 30-39
    379 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 7:35 am
    @BDT1981

    thank you, my head was going to explode and i don`t think i would have had the patience to go through each one...
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3353 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 8:14 am
    @shamrock1014
    we all know its a joke. a very unfunny joke.
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 1:18 pm
    AtheistAlien: I believe yes it was made for idiots, I read it to my mom and she laughed her ass off.
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    randomxnp Male 30-39
    1293 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 2:46 pm
    Why do people bother to write jokes about things they know nothing about, so the jokes are not funny, even though they end up the but of their own joke?
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 7:50 pm
    I hoped it was meta humor. But only hipster do that.
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    Plangkye Female 18-29
    258 posts
    June 1, 2013 at 7:01 am
    Most of these are easily solved with just a little thinking, or were written by the inobservant (last time I saw someone throw a pistol at Superman, he caught it and crushed it into a ball one-handed) but #1 is genuinely baffling.
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    Stormith Female 18-29
    543 posts
    June 1, 2013 at 11:15 am
    #9 - Divergent evolution, we did not evolve from apes we just have a common ancestor with apes
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    yelloow12 Male 18-29
    385 posts
    June 11, 2014 at 12:34 pm
    Stormith ftw

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