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Date: 05/31/13 12:35 PM

33 Responses to Time For A Spanking! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of SweepOfDeath
    SweepOfDeath Male 18-29
    938 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 12:37 pm
    Link: Time For A Spanking! - You deserve it, you naughty, evil, b*stard.
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    deyv87 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 12:56 pm
    Uncoincidentally, the creator of this comic subsequently died of Jesus-spankings.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 1:00 pm
    And when you stub your toe it`s because Santa saw you masturbating to that unicorn you keep in the garage. What a joke.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
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    May 31, 2013 at 1:04 pm
    what a load of s hit
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    May 31, 2013 at 1:08 pm
    I was going to comment until I read patchgrabber`s comment and decided anything else would be pointless.
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    talon0325 Male 40-49
    382 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 1:08 pm
    Jeebus is a child molester and pedofile. He only spanks bare bums
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36647 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 1:23 pm

    This leads one to believe a good Christian doesn`t get cancer or a cold because of his Lords protection.

    Statistically, a pious man has the same risk of disease and accidents as the worst sinner.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7552 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 1:39 pm
    This is kinda funny, until you realise that some poor child somewhere actually believes this..
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 2:08 pm
    And yet here I am, alive and healthy. The big sky wizard must have something really sh*tty in store for me... You know, one of these days!
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    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 3:00 pm
    This theory is not generally accepted by Christian theology and sounds like another case of some southern state bible bashers misunderstanding their own religion.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 3:16 pm
    why do popes die then??
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 3:18 pm
    well apart from kiddy fiddling this is
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32763 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 4:01 pm
    Sometimes (like this time) religion DESERVES to be bashed...

    @patchy: Nicely done! But is it "to" "on" or "with"?? Not "in" obviously... :rolleyes:
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    May 31, 2013 at 7:48 pm

    So how does that explain babys born sick or deformed?
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 8:05 pm
    Spank me, Jesus, I`ve been a bad, bad, girl...
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6712 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 9:03 pm
    Gerry1of1

    "Statistically, a pious man has the same risk of disease and accidents as the worst sinner."

    I gotta disagree with you there since the worst sinner is probably banging prostitutes and doing intravenous drugs. That HAS to make one more susceptible to disease and accidents then the old lady who sits at home knitting Psalm pillows all day.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 9:40 pm
    @ Carmium: Carm, I do believe you`ve just bought yourself two or three years in purgatory for that quip, at least. And I didn`t laugh. At all. Not one bit. =-.-=
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 10:02 pm
    "I gotta disagree with you there since the worst sinner is probably banging prostitutes and doing intravenous drugs. That HAS to make one more susceptible to disease and accidents then the old lady who sits at home knitting Psalm pillows all day."

    But the sinner has more fun
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 10:15 pm
    Spanking does nothing but create angry adults.
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    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2013 at 10:34 pm
    Not far from the truth, from a spiritual perspective. The Hotter the Forge, The Stronger the Sword
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 11:14 pm
    "It`s good to be the Lord!"
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    paperduck Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2013 at 11:26 pm
    You can`t learn the moral of any story if your head is on backward.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    June 1, 2013 at 1:56 am
    Try to think, sweetie. I know you`re only six but you must have done something really bad. God doesn`t give little girls leukemia for nothing.
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    June 1, 2013 at 3:15 am
    That is one of the most depraved and disgusting concepts I have ever heard.
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    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    June 1, 2013 at 4:32 am
    People should be required to accept the consequences of their beliefs. Antibiotics are only for those who believe in the germ theory of disease. Remember, it`s just a theory.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    June 1, 2013 at 6:42 am
    Carmium, you are sick, sick person because you beat me to it...
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2013 at 10:03 am
    i dont know, theres something poetic about the old lady who judged all those around her according to the bible then slowly dies of cancer and asks her god why hes done this to her.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    June 1, 2013 at 3:00 pm

    @ HolyGod - I`ll grant you that you do in fact stand a higher chance of getting a sexual disease if you actually engage in sex. But you`re dodging my point. Christians get cancer at the same rate as any other faith or faithless. They do not have a higher cure rate because of their faith in that god.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32763 posts
    June 1, 2013 at 6:08 pm
    So how does that explain babys born sick or deformed?
    @turdy: Origional Sin...

    Spank me, Jesus, I`ve been a bad, bad, girl...
    @carmium: On Your Knees girl!!

    Carmium, you are sick, sick person because you beat me to it...
    @CodeJockey: Yeah, I`m jealous of her too. She`s a smart one, she is! :-)
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6712 posts
    June 1, 2013 at 10:16 pm
    Gerry1of1

    Dude. I know exactly what you meant. I was just being a smartass.
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    June 2, 2013 at 7:23 am
    weird that peoples imaginary friend is into spanking... mmmmmm spanking, I can be imaginary too.
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    FeelTheRide Female 18-29
    515 posts
    June 2, 2013 at 11:20 am
    So that must be why my Grandfather, who was the most generous loving man I have ever known, died of cancer! Good thing religion is around to explain incurable diseases! O_o
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    June 3, 2013 at 6:35 am
    This line of reasoning is one of the (many) reasons I dislike organized religions.

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