Time For A Spanking! [Pic]

Submitted by: SweepOfDeath 3 years ago in Weird

You deserve it, you naughty, evil, b*stard.
There are 33 comments:
Female 2,415
This line of reasoning is one of the (many) reasons I dislike organized religions.
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Female 515
So that must be why my Grandfather, who was the most generous loving man I have ever known, died of cancer! Good thing religion is around to explain incurable diseases! O_o
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Male 1,793
weird that peoples imaginary friend is into spanking... mmmmmm spanking, I can be imaginary too.
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Male 8,132
Gerry1of1

Dude. I know exactly what you meant. I was just being a smartass.
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Male 37,762
[quote]So how does that explain babys born sick or deformed?[/quote]
@turdy: Origional Sin...

[quote]Spank me, Jesus, I`ve been a bad, bad, girl...[/quote]
@carmium: On Your Knees girl!!

[quote]Carmium, you are sick, sick person because you beat me to it...[/quote]
@CodeJockey: Yeah, I`m jealous of her too. She`s a smart one, she is! :-)
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Male 38,467

@ HolyGod - I`ll grant you that you do in fact stand a higher chance of getting a sexual disease if you actually engage in sex. But you`re dodging my point. Christians get cancer at the same rate as any other faith or faithless. They do not have a higher cure rate because of their faith in that god.
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Male 3,436
i dont know, theres something poetic about the old lady who judged all those around her according to the bible then slowly dies of cancer and asks her god why hes done this to her.
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Male 5,617
Carmium, you are sick, sick person because you beat me to it...
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Male 987
People should be required to accept the consequences of their beliefs. Antibiotics are only for those who believe in the germ theory of disease. Remember, it`s just a theory.
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Male 1,983
That is one of the most depraved and disgusting concepts I have ever heard.
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Male 7,123
Try to think, sweetie. I know you`re only six but you must have done something really bad. God doesn`t give little girls leukemia for nothing.
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Male 1,745
You can`t learn the moral of any story if your head is on backward.
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Male 15,832
"It`s good to be the Lord!"
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Male 1,243
Not far from the truth, from a spiritual perspective. The Hotter the Forge, The Stronger the Sword
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Male 2,097
Spanking does nothing but create angry adults.
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Male 14,827
"I gotta disagree with you there since the worst sinner is probably banging prostitutes and doing intravenous drugs. That HAS to make one more susceptible to disease and accidents then the old lady who sits at home knitting Psalm pillows all day."

But the sinner has more fun
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Male 6,227
@ Carmium: Carm, I do believe you`ve just bought yourself two or three years in purgatory for that quip, at least. And I didn`t laugh. At all. Not one bit. =-.-=
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Male 8,132
Gerry1of1

"Statistically, a pious man has the same risk of disease and accidents as the worst sinner."

I gotta disagree with you there since the worst sinner is probably banging prostitutes and doing intravenous drugs. That HAS to make one more susceptible to disease and accidents then the old lady who sits at home knitting Psalm pillows all day.
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Female 6,381
Spank me, Jesus, I`ve been a bad, bad, girl...
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Male 4,893

So how does that explain babys born sick or deformed?
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Male 37,762
Sometimes (like this time) religion DESERVES to be bashed...

@patchy: Nicely done! But is it "to" "on" or "with"?? Not "in" obviously... :rolleyes:
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Male 13,624
well apart from kiddy fiddling this is
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Male 13,624
why do popes die then??
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Male 541
This theory is not generally accepted by Christian theology and sounds like another case of some southern state bible bashers misunderstanding their own religion.
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Male 1,341
And yet here I am, alive and healthy. The big sky wizard must have something really sh*tty in store for me... You know, one of these days!
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Female 7,866
This is kinda funny, until you realise that some poor child somewhere actually believes this..
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Male 38,467

This leads one to believe a good Christian doesn`t get cancer or a cold because of his Lords protection.

Statistically, a pious man has the same risk of disease and accidents as the worst sinner.
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Male 382
Jeebus is a child molester and pedofile. He only spanks bare bums
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Male 8,132
I was going to comment until I read patchgrabber`s comment and decided anything else would be pointless.
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Male 1,558
what a load of s hit
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Male 5,811
And when you stub your toe it`s because Santa saw you masturbating to that unicorn you keep in the garage. What a joke.
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Male 302
Uncoincidentally, the creator of this comic subsequently died of Jesus-spankings.
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Male 938
Link: Time For A Spanking! [Pic] [Rate Link] - You deserve it, you naughty, evil, b*stard.
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